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In the discussion thread: Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And You'll See My Husband Isn't Stiff [View all]

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Tue Apr 3, 2012, 06:27 PM

caseymoz (5,320 posts)

79. My theory: drugs.

Ambien or something less innocent.

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113 replies	Author	Time	Post
Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And You'll See My Husband Isn't Stiff [View all]	WillParkinson	Apr 2012	OP
This is either satire or a setup by the radio station host...	randome	Apr 2012	#1
And I just heard some pundit on MSNBC today saying they were going to let her loose because	K Gardner	Apr 2012	#38
Yeah, I think that was on Morning Joe. They were talking about her somehow "saving" the women's	CTyankee	Apr 2012	#39
LOL ! Wonder if they'll even cover it. Too funny... n/t	K Gardner	Apr 2012	#49
so glad I'm not the only one who sees Geist as smarmy	greenman3610	Apr 2012	#63
Whenever I see him I find myself thinking	calimary	Apr 2012	#86
Did she really say "unzip"? Where else could the zipper be? Wow, unzip. Really?	The Wielding Truth	Apr 2012	#40
Oooo, yes, I'd love to see what Colbert says. Romney's a softee!	anneboleyn	Apr 2012	#45
No, it's real! Tons of links by now! Google "Romney unzipped" LOL nt	DippyDem	Apr 2012	#46
Here, she's	ProSense	Apr 2012	#2
Leftover from April 1?	aquart	Apr 2012	#3
I saw the video on the Daily Show	Renew Deal	Apr 2012	#61
Just saw the video. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT!	aquart	Apr 2012	#101
...........	Marrah_G	Apr 2012	#4
Yikes!	Wind Dancer	Apr 2012	#5
Oh, he's stiff alright	peace frog	Apr 2012	#35
Comedians and satirists all over the nation	texshelters	Apr 2012	#74
interesting how her impression of him is based on one flaccid body part ...	zbdent	Apr 2012	#6
Inside every Mitt Romney	CJCRANE	Apr 2012	#7
out he pops? or out he flops? nt	magical thyme	Apr 2012	#54
The real Mitt is a flaccid dick.	zeemike	Apr 2012	#8
lol That's what makes it so good!	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#78
Your senses might be right.	zeemike	Apr 2012	#91
Doubt it. They have drugs for it. nt	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#93
These people are CLUELESS!!! n/t	SamG	Apr 2012	#9
They're bound and determine to give us hours of fun running up the snark flag.	sarge43	Apr 2012	#10
This election season is going to be glorious, and a much needed reset after the last one.	AtheistCrusader	Apr 2012	#11
Did Ann and Mitt meet at the BYU Awkward Socieity? nt	K8-EEE	Apr 2012	#12
Well Ann	dwig3d	Apr 2012	#13
OMFGZ did she really say that?	Myrina	Apr 2012	#14
My theory: drugs.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#79
What the fuck?	Arkana	Apr 2012	#15
She said she had a "horse in every port" and didn't act embarrassed.	CTyankee	Apr 2012	#19
Doubtful...	WillParkinson	Apr 2012	#21
.	Guy Whitey Corngood	Apr 2012	#24
My first DUzy Rec EVER.	Lochloosa	Apr 2012	#32
Well I am honored!	WillParkinson	Apr 2012	#50
Good gravy, who fathered those five kids? I shudder to think about it!!!!! nt	MADem	Apr 2012	#68
Well, they're small horses.	Ikonoklast	Apr 2012	#70
She's a Republican married to a Republican liar who ruined lives and eliminated jobs...	texshelters	Apr 2012	#75
Is that why she says she is taking some time off from the stump?	bluedigger	Apr 2012	#16
a good one!	CTyankee	Apr 2012	#41
Excellent	texshelters	Apr 2012	#76
The jokes just write themselves, don't they?	hifiguy	Apr 2012	#17
THATS what she said,,,,,,	benld74	Apr 2012	#18
Way, way, WAAAAAAYY too easy. Therefore, I am leaving it alone. nt	stevenleser	Apr 2012	#20
"My husband isn't stiff." "I guess we'd better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romeny out"	Lone_Star_Dem	Apr 2012	#22
No! I don't want to see the real Mitt Romney that bad!	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#81
So now he's a zip file instead of an Etch-a-Sketch?	RZM	Apr 2012	#23
Whaaaaat? She didn't really, did she? Funny though!	polly7	Apr 2012	#25
Limp & useless? nt	LiberalEsto	Apr 2012	#26
Dear Mrs. Romney,	LibertyLover	Apr 2012	#27
"Short-Comings"!!!	lastlib	Apr 2012	#44
Oh Snap!	calimary	Apr 2012	#87
If RawMoney were stiff	Cirque du So-What	Apr 2012	#28
Unzip Rmoney and he flops out!	DippyDem	Apr 2012	#29
+1	uponit7771	Apr 2012	#30
A family that sticks their feet in their mouths together stays together	lunatica	Apr 2012	#31
I don't know.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#85
I disagree. I believe they are laughing a lot at this gaffe!	juajen	Apr 2012	#95
If so, then they live in a permenant awkward state.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#100
Best laugh of the day! n/t	Paper Roses	Apr 2012	#33
Sounds like he needs some Viagra quick!	Initech	Apr 2012	#34
That was my first thought too.	Liberalynn	Apr 2012	#65
They are so weird! nt	ecstatic	Apr 2012	#36
Oh my. Isn't that unfortunate.	BB_Troll	Apr 2012	#37
Attention Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert:	Brigid	Apr 2012	#42
There's no sport shooting fish in a barrel, though.	eShirl	Apr 2012	#52
Or. . .	Brigid	Apr 2012	#53
Stewart had it on last night.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#84
I feel bad for Ann Romney	perdita9	Apr 2012	#43
Totally clueless people say the funniest things! knr	joeybee12	Apr 2012	#47
Republicans have only one Boehner among the lot of them	aint_no_life_nowhere	Apr 2012	#48
Duzy Duzy Duzy	crazylikafox	Apr 2012	#56
yep duzy	SmileyRose	Apr 2012	#97
Nice BURN, Ann!	eShirl	Apr 2012	#51
That's now on my Facebook page.	GoneOffShore	Apr 2012	#55
I use the name "Mitt Romney" as Republican repellant	Aerows	Apr 2012	#57
OMG ......... she really DID say that? I honestly thought it was satire.	polly7	Apr 2012	#58
People have compared him to Bob Dole.	sellitman	Apr 2012	#59
JuanitaJean's take on this.	hobbit709	Apr 2012	#60
doesn't surprise me, Mrs. Romney	WI_DEM	Apr 2012	#62
He's a limp dick	MrScorpio	Apr 2012	#64
Eeeks. Americans do not want a "flaccid" president.	McCamy Taylor	Apr 2012	#66
Time for a comedic field day--a gift that keeps on giving! nt	MADem	Apr 2012	#67
She's that dumb/straight/repressed - and therefore, exhibiting Freudian slips at every step	Brettongarcia	Apr 2012	#69
You know, she really said it like she meant it.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#83
This realy is one of the all-time best political spouse gaffes	JHB	Apr 2012	#71
I'm beginning to wonder about the real reason Seamus was kept apart from the family in the car	aint_no_life_nowhere	Apr 2012	#72
That's what she said.....no really, that's what she said!	Tommy_Carcetti	Apr 2012	#73
"...I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails..."	MissMarple	Apr 2012	#77
The ultimate gaffe of the season yet to date....these guys keep on giving....	opihimoimoi	Apr 2012	#80
Mitt? Stiff? Why he's got a saltpeter personality.	caseymoz	Apr 2012	#82
...	Jamaal510	Apr 2012	#88
But he'll switch to whatever position is good for her.	alarimer	Apr 2012	#89
If he's not stiff when his wife unzips him, that may be a large part of the problem	jmowreader	Apr 2012	#90
I passed over this thread earlier because I was sure it was from The Onion.	CrispyQ	Apr 2012	#92
I see she is a weak woman who lives on her knees willingly	fascisthunter	Apr 2012	#94
Apparently hoof in mouth disease is contagious. nt	tblue37	Apr 2012	#96
That's really very, very funny.	Blue_In_AK	Apr 2012	#98
Um...	Rex	Apr 2012	#99
New slogan	Godot51	Apr 2012	#102
You know what happens when Mitt takes viagra?	KurtNYC	Apr 2012	#103
If someone at a party asked "Hey, Mitt, got any Viagra?"	JustABozoOnThisBus	Apr 2012	#104
She's a Mormon Woman	dynasaw	Apr 2012	#105
Yep	libodem	Apr 2012	#106
It's a Sympathy Trap!	CakeGrrl	Apr 2012	#110
Unzip him	libodem	Apr 2012	#107
Willard is talking to Herman Cain	Angry Dragon	Apr 2012	#108
"Pop Goes the Weasel"?	Harry Monroe	Apr 2012	#109
This is reminiscent of Arnold Palmer's wife	schmice	Apr 2012	#111
My only response	malaise	Apr 2012	#112
OMG how did I miss this? Thanks for kicking it schmice and malaise!	joshcryer	Apr 2012	#113

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