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57. I use the name "Mitt Romney" as Republican repellant

Mon Apr 2, 2012, 07:01 PM

Apr 2012

They scurry like roaches if you mention the name when they get on one of their diatribes. It works great. Say "Mitt Romney is your candidate" and they end the conversation quickly.

It's beautiful if you don't want to discuss politics, but it's even more convenient if they know you are a Democrat and are trying to avoid getting into it.

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Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And You'll See My Husband Isn't Stiff [View all] WillParkinson Apr 2012 OP

This is either satire or a setup by the radio station host... randome Apr 2012 #1

And I just heard some pundit on MSNBC today saying they were going to let her loose because K Gardner Apr 2012 #38

Yeah, I think that was on Morning Joe. They were talking about her somehow "saving" the women's CTyankee Apr 2012 #39

LOL ! Wonder if they'll even cover it. Too funny... n/t K Gardner Apr 2012 #49

so glad I'm not the only one who sees Geist as smarmy greenman3610 Apr 2012 #63

Whenever I see him I find myself thinking calimary Apr 2012 #86

Did she really say "unzip"? Where else could the zipper be? Wow, unzip. Really? The Wielding Truth Apr 2012 #40

Oooo, yes, I'd love to see what Colbert says. Romney's a softee! anneboleyn Apr 2012 #45

No, it's real! Tons of links by now! Google "Romney unzipped" LOL nt DippyDem Apr 2012 #46

Here, she's ProSense Apr 2012 #2

Leftover from April 1? aquart Apr 2012 #3

I saw the video on the Daily Show Renew Deal Apr 2012 #61

Just saw the video. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT! aquart Apr 2012 #101

........... Marrah_G Apr 2012 #4

Yikes! Wind Dancer Apr 2012 #5

Oh, he's stiff alright peace frog Apr 2012 #35

Comedians and satirists all over the nation texshelters Apr 2012 #74

interesting how her impression of him is based on one flaccid body part ... zbdent Apr 2012 #6

Inside every Mitt Romney CJCRANE Apr 2012 #7

out he pops? or out he flops? nt magical thyme Apr 2012 #54

The real Mitt is a flaccid dick. zeemike Apr 2012 #8

lol That's what makes it so good! caseymoz Apr 2012 #78

Your senses might be right. zeemike Apr 2012 #91

Doubt it. They have drugs for it. nt caseymoz Apr 2012 #93

These people are CLUELESS!!! n/t SamG Apr 2012 #9

They're bound and determine to give us hours of fun running up the snark flag. sarge43 Apr 2012 #10

This election season is going to be glorious, and a much needed reset after the last one. AtheistCrusader Apr 2012 #11

Did Ann and Mitt meet at the BYU Awkward Socieity? nt K8-EEE Apr 2012 #12

Well Ann dwig3d Apr 2012 #13

OMFGZ did she really say that? Myrina Apr 2012 #14

My theory: drugs. caseymoz Apr 2012 #79

What the fuck? Arkana Apr 2012 #15

She said she had a "horse in every port" and didn't act embarrassed. CTyankee Apr 2012 #19

Doubtful... WillParkinson Apr 2012 #21

. Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2012 #24

My first DUzy Rec EVER. Lochloosa Apr 2012 #32

Well I am honored! WillParkinson Apr 2012 #50

Good gravy, who fathered those five kids? I shudder to think about it!!!!! nt MADem Apr 2012 #68

Well, they're small horses. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #70

She's a Republican married to a Republican liar who ruined lives and eliminated jobs... texshelters Apr 2012 #75

Is that why she says she is taking some time off from the stump? bluedigger Apr 2012 #16

a good one! CTyankee Apr 2012 #41

Excellent texshelters Apr 2012 #76

The jokes just write themselves, don't they? hifiguy Apr 2012 #17

THATS what she said,,,,,, benld74 Apr 2012 #18

Way, way, WAAAAAAYY too easy. Therefore, I am leaving it alone. nt stevenleser Apr 2012 #20

"My husband isn't stiff." "I guess we'd better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romeny out" Lone_Star_Dem Apr 2012 #22

No! I don't want to see the real Mitt Romney that bad! caseymoz Apr 2012 #81

So now he's a zip file instead of an Etch-a-Sketch? RZM Apr 2012 #23

Whaaaaat? She didn't really, did she? Funny though! polly7 Apr 2012 #25

Limp & useless? nt LiberalEsto Apr 2012 #26

Dear Mrs. Romney, LibertyLover Apr 2012 #27

"Short-Comings"!!! lastlib Apr 2012 #44

Oh Snap! calimary Apr 2012 #87

If RawMoney were stiff Cirque du So-What Apr 2012 #28

Unzip Rmoney and he flops out! DippyDem Apr 2012 #29

+1 uponit7771 Apr 2012 #30

A family that sticks their feet in their mouths together stays together lunatica Apr 2012 #31

I don't know. caseymoz Apr 2012 #85

I disagree. I believe they are laughing a lot at this gaffe! juajen Apr 2012 #95

If so, then they live in a permenant awkward state. caseymoz Apr 2012 #100

Best laugh of the day! n/t Paper Roses Apr 2012 #33

Sounds like he needs some Viagra quick! Initech Apr 2012 #34

That was my first thought too. Liberalynn Apr 2012 #65

They are so weird! nt ecstatic Apr 2012 #36

Oh my. Isn't that unfortunate. BB_Troll Apr 2012 #37

Attention Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Brigid Apr 2012 #42

There's no sport shooting fish in a barrel, though. eShirl Apr 2012 #52

Or. . . Brigid Apr 2012 #53

Stewart had it on last night. caseymoz Apr 2012 #84

I feel bad for Ann Romney perdita9 Apr 2012 #43

Totally clueless people say the funniest things! knr joeybee12 Apr 2012 #47

Republicans have only one Boehner among the lot of them aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #48

Duzy Duzy Duzy crazylikafox Apr 2012 #56

yep duzy SmileyRose Apr 2012 #97

Nice BURN, Ann! eShirl Apr 2012 #51

That's now on my Facebook page. GoneOffShore Apr 2012 #55

I use the name "Mitt Romney" as Republican repellant Aerows Apr 2012 #57

OMG ......... she really DID say that? I honestly thought it was satire. polly7 Apr 2012 #58

People have compared him to Bob Dole. sellitman Apr 2012 #59

JuanitaJean's take on this. hobbit709 Apr 2012 #60

doesn't surprise me, Mrs. Romney WI_DEM Apr 2012 #62

He's a limp dick MrScorpio Apr 2012 #64

Eeeks. Americans do not want a "flaccid" president. McCamy Taylor Apr 2012 #66

Time for a comedic field day--a gift that keeps on giving! nt MADem Apr 2012 #67

She's that dumb/straight/repressed - and therefore, exhibiting Freudian slips at every step Brettongarcia Apr 2012 #69

You know, she really said it like she meant it. caseymoz Apr 2012 #83

This realy is one of the all-time best political spouse gaffes JHB Apr 2012 #71

I'm beginning to wonder about the real reason Seamus was kept apart from the family in the car aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #72

That's what she said.....no really, that's what she said! Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2012 #73

"...I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails..." MissMarple Apr 2012 #77

The ultimate gaffe of the season yet to date....these guys keep on giving.... opihimoimoi Apr 2012 #80

Mitt? Stiff? Why he's got a saltpeter personality. caseymoz Apr 2012 #82

... Jamaal510 Apr 2012 #88

But he'll switch to whatever position is good for her. alarimer Apr 2012 #89

If he's not stiff when his wife unzips him, that may be a large part of the problem jmowreader Apr 2012 #90

I passed over this thread earlier because I was sure it was from The Onion. CrispyQ Apr 2012 #92

I see she is a weak woman who lives on her knees willingly fascisthunter Apr 2012 #94

Apparently hoof in mouth disease is contagious. nt tblue37 Apr 2012 #96

That's really very, very funny. Blue_In_AK Apr 2012 #98

Um... Rex Apr 2012 #99

New slogan Godot51 Apr 2012 #102

You know what happens when Mitt takes viagra? KurtNYC Apr 2012 #103

If someone at a party asked "Hey, Mitt, got any Viagra?" JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2012 #104

She's a Mormon Woman dynasaw Apr 2012 #105

Yep libodem Apr 2012 #106

It's a Sympathy Trap! CakeGrrl Apr 2012 #110

Unzip him libodem Apr 2012 #107

Willard is talking to Herman Cain Angry Dragon Apr 2012 #108

"Pop Goes the Weasel"? Harry Monroe Apr 2012 #109

This is reminiscent of Arnold Palmer's wife schmice Apr 2012 #111

My only response malaise Apr 2012 #112

OMG how did I miss this? Thanks for kicking it schmice and malaise! joshcryer Apr 2012 #113