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43. I feel bad for Ann Romney

Reply to WillParkinson (Original post)

Mon Apr 2, 2012, 04:29 PM

Apr 2012

I also suffer from foot in mouth disease but fortunately I don't do interviews on the radio

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Ann Romney: Just Unzip Him And You'll See My Husband Isn't Stiff [View all] WillParkinson Apr 2012 OP

This is either satire or a setup by the radio station host... randome Apr 2012 #1

And I just heard some pundit on MSNBC today saying they were going to let her loose because K Gardner Apr 2012 #38

Yeah, I think that was on Morning Joe. They were talking about her somehow "saving" the women's CTyankee Apr 2012 #39

LOL ! Wonder if they'll even cover it. Too funny... n/t K Gardner Apr 2012 #49

so glad I'm not the only one who sees Geist as smarmy greenman3610 Apr 2012 #63

Whenever I see him I find myself thinking calimary Apr 2012 #86

Did she really say "unzip"? Where else could the zipper be? Wow, unzip. Really? The Wielding Truth Apr 2012 #40

Oooo, yes, I'd love to see what Colbert says. Romney's a softee! anneboleyn Apr 2012 #45

No, it's real! Tons of links by now! Google "Romney unzipped" LOL nt DippyDem Apr 2012 #46

Here, she's ProSense Apr 2012 #2

Leftover from April 1? aquart Apr 2012 #3

I saw the video on the Daily Show Renew Deal Apr 2012 #61

Just saw the video. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT! aquart Apr 2012 #101

........... Marrah_G Apr 2012 #4

Yikes! Wind Dancer Apr 2012 #5

Oh, he's stiff alright peace frog Apr 2012 #35

Comedians and satirists all over the nation texshelters Apr 2012 #74

interesting how her impression of him is based on one flaccid body part ... zbdent Apr 2012 #6

Inside every Mitt Romney CJCRANE Apr 2012 #7

out he pops? or out he flops? nt magical thyme Apr 2012 #54

The real Mitt is a flaccid dick. zeemike Apr 2012 #8

lol That's what makes it so good! caseymoz Apr 2012 #78

Your senses might be right. zeemike Apr 2012 #91

Doubt it. They have drugs for it. nt caseymoz Apr 2012 #93

These people are CLUELESS!!! n/t SamG Apr 2012 #9

They're bound and determine to give us hours of fun running up the snark flag. sarge43 Apr 2012 #10

This election season is going to be glorious, and a much needed reset after the last one. AtheistCrusader Apr 2012 #11

Did Ann and Mitt meet at the BYU Awkward Socieity? nt K8-EEE Apr 2012 #12

Well Ann dwig3d Apr 2012 #13

OMFGZ did she really say that? Myrina Apr 2012 #14

My theory: drugs. caseymoz Apr 2012 #79

What the fuck? Arkana Apr 2012 #15

She said she had a "horse in every port" and didn't act embarrassed. CTyankee Apr 2012 #19

Doubtful... WillParkinson Apr 2012 #21

. Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2012 #24

My first DUzy Rec EVER. Lochloosa Apr 2012 #32

Well I am honored! WillParkinson Apr 2012 #50

Good gravy, who fathered those five kids? I shudder to think about it!!!!! nt MADem Apr 2012 #68

Well, they're small horses. Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #70

She's a Republican married to a Republican liar who ruined lives and eliminated jobs... texshelters Apr 2012 #75

Is that why she says she is taking some time off from the stump? bluedigger Apr 2012 #16

a good one! CTyankee Apr 2012 #41

Excellent texshelters Apr 2012 #76

The jokes just write themselves, don't they? hifiguy Apr 2012 #17

THATS what she said,,,,,, benld74 Apr 2012 #18

Way, way, WAAAAAAYY too easy. Therefore, I am leaving it alone. nt stevenleser Apr 2012 #20

"My husband isn't stiff." "I guess we'd better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romeny out" Lone_Star_Dem Apr 2012 #22

No! I don't want to see the real Mitt Romney that bad! caseymoz Apr 2012 #81

So now he's a zip file instead of an Etch-a-Sketch? RZM Apr 2012 #23

Whaaaaat? She didn't really, did she? Funny though! polly7 Apr 2012 #25

Limp & useless? nt LiberalEsto Apr 2012 #26

Dear Mrs. Romney, LibertyLover Apr 2012 #27

"Short-Comings"!!! lastlib Apr 2012 #44

Oh Snap! calimary Apr 2012 #87

If RawMoney were stiff Cirque du So-What Apr 2012 #28

Unzip Rmoney and he flops out! DippyDem Apr 2012 #29

+1 uponit7771 Apr 2012 #30

A family that sticks their feet in their mouths together stays together lunatica Apr 2012 #31

I don't know. caseymoz Apr 2012 #85

I disagree. I believe they are laughing a lot at this gaffe! juajen Apr 2012 #95

If so, then they live in a permenant awkward state. caseymoz Apr 2012 #100

Best laugh of the day! n/t Paper Roses Apr 2012 #33

Sounds like he needs some Viagra quick! Initech Apr 2012 #34

That was my first thought too. Liberalynn Apr 2012 #65

They are so weird! nt ecstatic Apr 2012 #36

Oh my. Isn't that unfortunate. BB_Troll Apr 2012 #37

Attention Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Brigid Apr 2012 #42

There's no sport shooting fish in a barrel, though. eShirl Apr 2012 #52

Or. . . Brigid Apr 2012 #53

Stewart had it on last night. caseymoz Apr 2012 #84

I feel bad for Ann Romney perdita9 Apr 2012 #43

Totally clueless people say the funniest things! knr joeybee12 Apr 2012 #47

Republicans have only one Boehner among the lot of them aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #48

Duzy Duzy Duzy crazylikafox Apr 2012 #56

yep duzy SmileyRose Apr 2012 #97

Nice BURN, Ann! eShirl Apr 2012 #51

That's now on my Facebook page. GoneOffShore Apr 2012 #55

I use the name "Mitt Romney" as Republican repellant Aerows Apr 2012 #57

OMG ......... she really DID say that? I honestly thought it was satire. polly7 Apr 2012 #58

People have compared him to Bob Dole. sellitman Apr 2012 #59

JuanitaJean's take on this. hobbit709 Apr 2012 #60

doesn't surprise me, Mrs. Romney WI_DEM Apr 2012 #62

He's a limp dick MrScorpio Apr 2012 #64

Eeeks. Americans do not want a "flaccid" president. McCamy Taylor Apr 2012 #66

Time for a comedic field day--a gift that keeps on giving! nt MADem Apr 2012 #67

She's that dumb/straight/repressed - and therefore, exhibiting Freudian slips at every step Brettongarcia Apr 2012 #69

You know, she really said it like she meant it. caseymoz Apr 2012 #83

This realy is one of the all-time best political spouse gaffes JHB Apr 2012 #71

I'm beginning to wonder about the real reason Seamus was kept apart from the family in the car aint_no_life_nowhere Apr 2012 #72

That's what she said.....no really, that's what she said! Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2012 #73

"...I can have the ability to kind of talk him off the rails..." MissMarple Apr 2012 #77

The ultimate gaffe of the season yet to date....these guys keep on giving.... opihimoimoi Apr 2012 #80

Mitt? Stiff? Why he's got a saltpeter personality. caseymoz Apr 2012 #82

... Jamaal510 Apr 2012 #88

But he'll switch to whatever position is good for her. alarimer Apr 2012 #89

If he's not stiff when his wife unzips him, that may be a large part of the problem jmowreader Apr 2012 #90

I passed over this thread earlier because I was sure it was from The Onion. CrispyQ Apr 2012 #92

I see she is a weak woman who lives on her knees willingly fascisthunter Apr 2012 #94

Apparently hoof in mouth disease is contagious. nt tblue37 Apr 2012 #96

That's really very, very funny. Blue_In_AK Apr 2012 #98

Um... Rex Apr 2012 #99

New slogan Godot51 Apr 2012 #102

You know what happens when Mitt takes viagra? KurtNYC Apr 2012 #103

If someone at a party asked "Hey, Mitt, got any Viagra?" JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2012 #104

She's a Mormon Woman dynasaw Apr 2012 #105

Yep libodem Apr 2012 #106

It's a Sympathy Trap! CakeGrrl Apr 2012 #110

Unzip him libodem Apr 2012 #107

Willard is talking to Herman Cain Angry Dragon Apr 2012 #108

"Pop Goes the Weasel"? Harry Monroe Apr 2012 #109

This is reminiscent of Arnold Palmer's wife schmice Apr 2012 #111

My only response malaise Apr 2012 #112

OMG how did I miss this? Thanks for kicking it schmice and malaise! joshcryer Apr 2012 #113