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2. it practically writes itself

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ice cream shop offers Santorum shake [View all] yurbud Mar 2012 OP

So cruise on down the Hershey highway to get a Santorum shake JVS Mar 2012 #1

it practically writes itself yurbud Mar 2012 #2

It's brown and frothy! LiberalEsto Mar 2012 #14

lol Liberal_in_LA Mar 2012 #16

Classic! The Genealogist Mar 2012 #34

I just looked "Santorum" up on Urban Dictionary to understand these inside jokes. chrisa Mar 2012 #38

no way yurbud Mar 2012 #41

Honey, where you been? nt msanthrope Mar 2012 #44

LOL obxhead Mar 2012 #3

Ayeeeeee! You've got to read the rest! El Supremo Mar 2012 #4

"Nothing would make me prouder than seeing Rick wipe my Santorum off his face." 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #9

so hard to tell truth from satire anymore rurallib Mar 2012 #5

With a frothy topping. Lint Head Mar 2012 #6

If a Republican isn't frothing, he isn't full of Santorum yurbud Mar 2012 #22

He'd better not hire any anti-Santorum soda jerks like the Brad Pitt waiter character in Fight Club aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #7

that's close to the Latin translation of the ice cream shop owner's name yurbud Mar 2012 #8

Is it republican or satire? Folks ABC news don't kid around........ wandy Mar 2012 #10

it's hard to stay ahead of the GOP. You really have to reach around yurbud Mar 2012 #11

Thank you. I'de rather not; reach around and get a handel on them. You see, you do see? wandy Mar 2012 #13

it could get sticky. yurbud Mar 2012 #19

Well, the GOP has a lot of balls in the air. Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #15

dangling over tea baggers yurbud Mar 2012 #20

UPDATE: Gingrich digs into Santorum yurbud Mar 2012 #12

I don't think that's a real quote. Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2012 #17

I'll edit it. yurbud Mar 2012 #21

OK that definitely sounds like him in all his glorious douchiness. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2012 #26

you're welcome Mafalda. yurbud Mar 2012 #32

Huurp. montanto Mar 2012 #18

You sure this is not from the Onion!! This stuff is too funny!! madinmaryland Mar 2012 #23

it's from my onion. yurbud Mar 2012 #29

Manuopus? Pool Hall Ace Mar 2012 #24

that's how you make the best Santorum shakes. yurbud Mar 2012 #30

Oh, Dear God...Santorum's name will forever be etched in my mind w8liftinglady Mar 2012 #25

people should really be writing the FCC about the casual use of Santorum on the air yurbud Mar 2012 #45

*ahem* I'm Pennsylvania Dutch Matariki Mar 2012 #27

then when you see Santorum, give him a Pennsylvania Dutch rub yurbud Mar 2012 #31

It's a bit nutty JBoy Mar 2012 #28

that's going too far. yurbud Mar 2012 #36

Santorum Shake: A frothy mixture of lube and ice cream.... Initech Mar 2012 #33

Excuse me, but this Santorum ice cream tastes salty meow2u3 Mar 2012 #56

mmm...sooooo frothy! The Genealogist Mar 2012 #35

I wonder....has Francis Manuopus ever googled "Santorum"? CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2012 #37

I'm guessing the guy knows the joke he's making. JVS Mar 2012 #40

Anybody who comes through the backdoor automatically gets Santorum yurbud Mar 2012 #42

Of course it would be chocolate and frothy... The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2012 #39

and when you realize what it is, you make the "Scream" face yurbud Mar 2012 #43

Hey! I was first to market with that! sofa king Mar 2012 #46

that is too realistic. yurbud Mar 2012 #49

omfg Marrah_G Mar 2012 #47

noooooo flamingdem Mar 2012 #48

as I said before, it is exclusively the product of... yurbud Mar 2012 #51

Eew. SalviaBlue Mar 2012 #50

That must taste like crap!! Juneboarder Mar 2012 #52

I'm all "shook up" unionworks Mar 2012 #53

I've always liked a good frothy milkshake...... LynneSin Mar 2012 #54

Ewwwwwwwwww! That conjures up all sorts of nasty images. nt Honeycombe8 Mar 2012 #55

It should come with a tube of soft fudge, a prayer card, a coupon for KY Jelly and a Fleet enema, louslobbs Mar 2012 #57