1. Mitt will talk about dear old mum when the primaries are over
And he desperately needs some kind of cachet to cover the stink of his rank pandering to the lizard-brain troglodyte right. If you can't hear it now, allow me, "Why, I remember the political lessons taught to me by my mother, the First Lady of Michigan. She was a strong advocate for all women, their health care, and even the Equal Rights Amendment which I fully support (now that it's deader than a doornail - oops, I'm not supposed to say that part, hu-kkk-kkk-kkk-kuh)." There will even be an ersatz "Women for Romney" group to tell us all what a bunch of ninnies women are for voting so consistently Democratic.