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lordsummerisle

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85. OK

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:08 PM

Jul 2013

So how in the world would this kind of thing be enforced? (That is, until the drones the size of dragonflies are deployed...)

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WATCH: MSNBC Anchor Asks 'Has Ken Cuccinelli Ever Had Oral Sex?' Gay or Straight must see video! [View all] William769 Jul 2013 OP

i'm not laughing AT mr cuccinelli.... xchrom Jul 2013 #1

I'm looking for a word to use here I just can't find it. William769 Jul 2013 #3

Cuccilingus? opiate69 Jul 2013 #20

... William769 Jul 2013 #22

Fundylatio then? opiate69 Jul 2013 #24

Fundattio--when a Christian woman drops the Holy Bible on Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #80

I'll bet Cuccinelli is lousy in bed. AndyA Jul 2013 #2

Don't fool yourself. William769 Jul 2013 #4

But if I were betting on it, Quantess Jul 2013 #57

Which brings to mind the timeless line from "Good Morning Viet Nam" The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #5

Great movie & a great line! William769 Jul 2013 #6

That pretty well hits the "nail" on the, um, head......! lastlib Jul 2013 #71

Bravo! hifiguy Jul 2013 #95

Poor Mrs. Cuccinelli. nt msanthrope Jul 2013 #7

For some reason, that made me laugh. William769 Jul 2013 #8

Well, she probably complies with the law already Thor_MN Jul 2013 #69

Without oral sex, what's the fucking point of life? Yavin4 Jul 2013 #9

Agreed. William769 Jul 2013 #10

Next: banning masturbation, felix_numinous Jul 2013 #11

And you'd better Metro135 Jul 2013 #54

Masturbation kills kittens davidpdx Jul 2013 #86

Breaking News: Cuchinelli announces that he is lousy in bed BainsBane Jul 2013 #12

He won't give but being the weasel that he is William769 Jul 2013 #15

You know he does BainsBane Jul 2013 #17

Thats exactly what I was thinking. William769 Jul 2013 #18

"YA KNOW...I'M REALLY NOT DOWN WITH THE WHOLE BLOW-JOB THING" bullwinkle428 Jul 2013 #23

They're like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. JoeyT Jul 2013 #42

all the men I've known want it and give it very well. Crazy Cooch, what a bore wordpix Jul 2013 #75

I haven't, either, and I have known a good many men well enough to kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #77

Meet me. mwooldri Jul 2013 #93

It's taking everything I have to resist BainsBane Jul 2013 #94

well assuming Mr C probably considers himself a good Christian azurnoir Jul 2013 #55

That's probably a blessing in disguise Warpy Jul 2013 #30

NEXT on Ken Cuccinelli's List: Outlaw discussions of the Female Orgasm! bvar22 Jul 2013 #13

What a platform "Elect me and I will outlaw sex!" rurallib Jul 2013 #14

That was fantastic. bunnies Jul 2013 #16

Words of wisdom from a very wise member. William769 Jul 2013 #19

the brute animal part is to prevent all those animal-human hybrids that * was worried about wordpix Jul 2013 #76

...but higher-order animals okay? Chan790 Jul 2013 #87

Is sex with animals legal in any state? marshall Jul 2013 #21

I read somewhere that yellerpup Jul 2013 #29

Probably all red states, too. I think we all know their grousing about kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #79

It is a smokescreen. yellerpup Jul 2013 #83

There was some Southern congressional candidate who claimed that it was perfectly normal... Hekate Jul 2013 #96

You got to wonder if anyone that far to the right is hiding. a dark secret. Initech Jul 2013 #25

struck me as kinky the first time I saw him carolinayellowdog Jul 2013 #33

I wish a reporter would ask him this on the campaign trail naaman fletcher Jul 2013 #26

That would be Awesome! William769 Jul 2013 #27

This is where you say: Turbineguy Jul 2013 #28

he must be one of those whose wives won't give him BJs notadmblnd Jul 2013 #31

Well, after he got herpes from that black male prostitute in '93... bobclark86 Jul 2013 #63

Ouch.. Cuccinelli's next act sarisataka Jul 2013 #32

how the fuck does this lunatic get elected? holy shit what is this country coming to ZRT2209 Jul 2013 #34

Someone should ask him about this at every stop The Blue Flower Jul 2013 #35

Opus Dei and the Supremes will be out on the campaign trail at a location near you. CK_John Jul 2013 #36

Good one! classof56 Jul 2013 #45

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought Opus Dei. Lars39 Jul 2013 #58

Words that should never appear in the same sentence... ohheckyeah Jul 2013 #37

Agreed. William769 Jul 2013 #39

Republican mindset - "since I cannot suck my own dick Rex Jul 2013 #38

LOL n/t lordsummerisle Jul 2013 #84

He missed one aspect. The mouth is an erogenous zone so this law outlaws kissing. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #40

K & R Scurrilous Jul 2013 #41

K&R! You can't make this shit up!.....nt Enthusiast Jul 2013 #43

Cuccinelli's politics are driven by his religion theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #44

The Party of Personal Freedoms, at it once again ... Myrina Jul 2013 #46

My thoughts exactly. William769 Jul 2013 #48

constantly sticking their noses into others' private parts wordpix Jul 2013 #81

Then Ken can change carla Jul 2013 #47

Up next for Kenny,....'Corndogs' Segami Jul 2013 #49

What a revolting photograph! But ... Buenaventura Jul 2013 #50

Me too. Check out the dude in the lower left of the pic. LOL. nt SunSeeker Jul 2013 #72

His facial expression says it all, doesnt it? 7962 Jul 2013 #92

And they say nykym Jul 2013 #51

Just the facts, ma'am madamesilverspurs Jul 2013 #52

Oh my! Lucinda Jul 2013 #66

Has Ken Cuccinelli Metro135 Jul 2013 #53

Most likely in a bathroom stall at a bus station B Stieg Jul 2013 #56

Or at any fine Virginia airport shithouse. 47of74 Jul 2013 #68

there is i think keroro gunsou Jul 2013 #97

Does the ban include phone sex? You use your mouth for that too... n/t eggplant Jul 2013 #59

Someone commenting on The Last Word website intaglio Jul 2013 #60

What about kissing someone on the mouth? JDPriestly Jul 2013 #61

Good thing its only a ban on "brute" animals LiberalLovinLug Jul 2013 #62

Cuccenelli feels that he can't perform worth a lick, so nobody should be given the opportunity. bulloney Jul 2013 #64

Mistress Ingrid says lolly Jul 2013 #65

Dominatrix Skittles will kick his sanctmonious ass Skittles Jul 2013 #73

With stilletto-heeled leather boots? lolly Jul 2013 #78

From the description masturbation would still be legal. hootinholler Jul 2013 #67

Methinks Ken Cuccinelli The Wizard Jul 2013 #70

Off to the Urban Dictionary, awaiting review of submission Coyotl Jul 2013 #74

I'll bet he's kissed lots of asses to get where he is today. cloudbase Jul 2013 #82

OK lordsummerisle Jul 2013 #85

Spies from the JA-SL. Chan790 Jul 2013 #88

Is there anyone who is willing to take one for the team mysuzuki2 Jul 2013 #89

I'm watching Melissa Harris-Perry right now... Mojo Electro Jul 2013 #90

Cootchie must have been channelling Ned Beatty Rain Mcloud Jul 2013 #91