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Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
69. Well, she probably complies with the law already
Fri Jul 19, 2013, 10:57 PM
Jul 2013

I doubt he gets more than a handjob, with a gloved hand, on his birthday each year.

i'm not laughing AT mr cuccinelli.... xchrom Jul 2013 #1
I'm looking for a word to use here I just can't find it. William769 Jul 2013 #3
Cuccilingus? opiate69 Jul 2013 #20
... William769 Jul 2013 #22
Fundylatio then? opiate69 Jul 2013 #24
Fundattio--when a Christian woman drops the Holy Bible on Pretzel_Warrior Jul 2013 #80
I'll bet Cuccinelli is lousy in bed. AndyA Jul 2013 #2
Don't fool yourself. William769 Jul 2013 #4
But if I were betting on it, Quantess Jul 2013 #57
Which brings to mind the timeless line from "Good Morning Viet Nam" The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #5
Great movie & a great line! William769 Jul 2013 #6
That pretty well hits the "nail" on the, um, head......! lastlib Jul 2013 #71
Bravo! hifiguy Jul 2013 #95
Poor Mrs. Cuccinelli. nt msanthrope Jul 2013 #7
For some reason, that made me laugh. William769 Jul 2013 #8
Well, she probably complies with the law already Thor_MN Jul 2013 #69
Without oral sex, what's the fucking point of life? Yavin4 Jul 2013 #9
Agreed. William769 Jul 2013 #10
Next: banning masturbation, felix_numinous Jul 2013 #11
And you'd better Metro135 Jul 2013 #54
Masturbation kills kittens davidpdx Jul 2013 #86
Breaking News: Cuchinelli announces that he is lousy in bed BainsBane Jul 2013 #12
He won't give but being the weasel that he is William769 Jul 2013 #15
You know he does BainsBane Jul 2013 #17
Thats exactly what I was thinking. William769 Jul 2013 #18
"YA KNOW...I'M REALLY NOT DOWN WITH THE WHOLE BLOW-JOB THING" bullwinkle428 Jul 2013 #23
They're like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster. JoeyT Jul 2013 #42
all the men I've known want it and give it very well. Crazy Cooch, what a bore wordpix Jul 2013 #75
I haven't, either, and I have known a good many men well enough to kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #77
Meet me. mwooldri Jul 2013 #93
It's taking everything I have to resist BainsBane Jul 2013 #94
well assuming Mr C probably considers himself a good Christian azurnoir Jul 2013 #55
That's probably a blessing in disguise Warpy Jul 2013 #30
NEXT on Ken Cuccinelli's List: Outlaw discussions of the Female Orgasm! bvar22 Jul 2013 #13
What a platform "Elect me and I will outlaw sex!" rurallib Jul 2013 #14
That was fantastic. bunnies Jul 2013 #16
Words of wisdom from a very wise member. William769 Jul 2013 #19
the brute animal part is to prevent all those animal-human hybrids that * was worried about wordpix Jul 2013 #76
...but higher-order animals okay? Chan790 Jul 2013 #87
Is sex with animals legal in any state? marshall Jul 2013 #21
I read somewhere that yellerpup Jul 2013 #29
Probably all red states, too. I think we all know their grousing about kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #79
It is a smokescreen. yellerpup Jul 2013 #83
There was some Southern congressional candidate who claimed that it was perfectly normal... Hekate Jul 2013 #96
You got to wonder if anyone that far to the right is hiding. a dark secret. Initech Jul 2013 #25
struck me as kinky the first time I saw him carolinayellowdog Jul 2013 #33
I wish a reporter would ask him this on the campaign trail naaman fletcher Jul 2013 #26
That would be Awesome! William769 Jul 2013 #27
This is where you say: Turbineguy Jul 2013 #28
he must be one of those whose wives won't give him BJs notadmblnd Jul 2013 #31
Well, after he got herpes from that black male prostitute in '93... bobclark86 Jul 2013 #63
Ouch.. Cuccinelli's next act sarisataka Jul 2013 #32
how the fuck does this lunatic get elected? holy shit what is this country coming to ZRT2209 Jul 2013 #34
Someone should ask him about this at every stop The Blue Flower Jul 2013 #35
Opus Dei and the Supremes will be out on the campaign trail at a location near you. CK_John Jul 2013 #36
Good one! classof56 Jul 2013 #45
Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought Opus Dei. Lars39 Jul 2013 #58
Words that should never appear in the same sentence... ohheckyeah Jul 2013 #37
Agreed. William769 Jul 2013 #39
Republican mindset - "since I cannot suck my own dick Rex Jul 2013 #38
LOL n/t lordsummerisle Jul 2013 #84
He missed one aspect. The mouth is an erogenous zone so this law outlaws kissing. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2013 #40
K & R Scurrilous Jul 2013 #41
K&R! You can't make this shit up!.....nt Enthusiast Jul 2013 #43
Cuccinelli's politics are driven by his religion theHandpuppet Jul 2013 #44
The Party of Personal Freedoms, at it once again ... Myrina Jul 2013 #46
My thoughts exactly. William769 Jul 2013 #48
constantly sticking their noses into others' private parts wordpix Jul 2013 #81
Then Ken can change carla Jul 2013 #47
Up next for Kenny,....'Corndogs' Segami Jul 2013 #49
What a revolting photograph! But ... Buenaventura Jul 2013 #50
Me too. Check out the dude in the lower left of the pic. LOL. nt SunSeeker Jul 2013 #72
His facial expression says it all, doesnt it? 7962 Jul 2013 #92
And they say nykym Jul 2013 #51
Just the facts, ma'am madamesilverspurs Jul 2013 #52
Oh my! Lucinda Jul 2013 #66
Has Ken Cuccinelli Metro135 Jul 2013 #53
Most likely in a bathroom stall at a bus station B Stieg Jul 2013 #56
Or at any fine Virginia airport shithouse. 47of74 Jul 2013 #68
there is i think keroro gunsou Jul 2013 #97
Does the ban include phone sex? You use your mouth for that too... n/t eggplant Jul 2013 #59
Someone commenting on The Last Word website intaglio Jul 2013 #60
What about kissing someone on the mouth? JDPriestly Jul 2013 #61
Good thing its only a ban on "brute" animals LiberalLovinLug Jul 2013 #62
Cuccenelli feels that he can't perform worth a lick, so nobody should be given the opportunity. bulloney Jul 2013 #64
Mistress Ingrid says lolly Jul 2013 #65
Dominatrix Skittles will kick his sanctmonious ass Skittles Jul 2013 #73
With stilletto-heeled leather boots? lolly Jul 2013 #78
From the description masturbation would still be legal. hootinholler Jul 2013 #67
Methinks Ken Cuccinelli The Wizard Jul 2013 #70
Off to the Urban Dictionary, awaiting review of submission Coyotl Jul 2013 #74
I'll bet he's kissed lots of asses to get where he is today. cloudbase Jul 2013 #82
OK lordsummerisle Jul 2013 #85
Spies from the JA-SL. Chan790 Jul 2013 #88
Is there anyone who is willing to take one for the team mysuzuki2 Jul 2013 #89
I'm watching Melissa Harris-Perry right now... Mojo Electro Jul 2013 #90
Cootchie must have been channelling Ned Beatty Rain Mcloud Jul 2013 #91
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