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MineralMan

(146,192 posts)
4. What is he supposed to say?
Wed Mar 27, 2013, 12:42 PM
Mar 2013

"Now, students, boys have peepees and girls have hoohoos. Jesus hates it if you put those together before you're married. And that's all you need to know about reproduction. Moving on..."

Umm...what other word was he supposed to use? truebrit71 Mar 2013 #1
Bajingo? temporary311 Mar 2013 #3
The preferred term is "Cooter." MineralMan Mar 2013 #5
Cooter? temporary311 Mar 2013 #10
Yah, well, there's also a turtle called a "cooter." MineralMan Mar 2013 #14
The general term for turtles and female equipment is known as cooter in parts of the rural South TalkingDog Mar 2013 #165
LMAO! MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #103
No it would be bajinga azurnoir Mar 2013 #90
I thought "Bajinga" meant boob.... Demoiselle Mar 2013 #189
'Down there' tblue Mar 2013 #15
"Nether regions" in polite Victorian company... JoeBlowToo Mar 2013 #34
Nether-Nether Land eShirl Mar 2013 #115
Aaarrrrgghhhhh... GoCubsGo Mar 2013 #39
Lady parts. Duh. MillennialDem Mar 2013 #29
Which Lady parts? RC Mar 2013 #61
The chest bumps would be.... vduhr Mar 2013 #78
woo woo and wee wee snooper2 Mar 2013 #36
;-) ReRe Mar 2013 #81
CALLING MR. BOOKMAN!!! Skittles Mar 2013 #151
I would not be surprised one bit haha Harmony Blue Mar 2013 #182
vagina is a technical term .. I can understand the outrage if he has used the c-word. nt srican69 Mar 2013 #50
Gaboinga? MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #59
Shame cave. nt NickB79 Mar 2013 #86
Maybe "Steak Oven" would have sufficed. HughBeaumont Mar 2013 #89
Oh, please... "hoo-hah," of course! n/t TygrBright Mar 2013 #96
lol Liberal_in_LA Mar 2013 #163
Djina Unchained? Initech Mar 2013 #97
Holy Baby Factory? relayerbob Mar 2013 #101
Fronts piece? Initech Mar 2013 #110
Whisker Biscuit? n/t hibbing Mar 2013 #113
Bearded Clam? n/t MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #116
Ewwww. narnian60 Mar 2013 #119
LOL MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #121
I can take most names for that wondrous part, narnian60 Mar 2013 #161
Yeah, it is pretty darn gross. MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #162
Salami warmer. Eleanors38 Mar 2013 #124
Chin glove. MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #129
Watch spring souffle, ay? Eleanors38 Mar 2013 #174
LOL MynameisBlarney Mar 2013 #183
That's what I thought! AndyA Mar 2013 #136
"panty parts" madinmaryland Mar 2013 #145
You're all idiots... Kurovski Mar 2013 #176
Naughty bits Major Nikon Mar 2013 #177
I'm fond of nappy dugout. Very earthy and to the point. n/t Egalitarian Thug Mar 2013 #180
I'm offended by the parents MotherPetrie Mar 2013 #2
What is he supposed to say? MineralMan Mar 2013 #4
no, that all kids are dropping into a cabbage patch by a stork wearing a Western Union cop Javaman Mar 2013 #8
That's old school. Purity. That's the thing, today. MineralMan Mar 2013 #35
Don't forget the side hug. Honest_Abe Mar 2013 #76
FedEx, not Western Union jmowreader Mar 2013 #144
yeah I guess you are right, times change and leveraged buyouts happen. Javaman Mar 2013 #166
Sophomores in high school are too HappyMe Mar 2013 #6
Say a kid for what ever reason is not in the upaloopa Mar 2013 #7
10th grade? seriously? VAGINA PENIS. See, the internets didn't break either. I am SO tired of uppityperson Mar 2013 #9
Same thought - 10th grade?! Cal Carpenter Mar 2013 #16
Identify these parents....and then Gin Mar 2013 #11
Check this out... cynatnite Mar 2013 #12
Lol!!!! nt tblue Mar 2013 #17
Quite possibly the only funny scene in that movie n/t VWolf Mar 2013 #44
Left coast librul tree hugging commie schools. How I miss them. freshwest Mar 2013 #149
wtf, do they want him to say pussy or vay jay instead? quinnox Mar 2013 #13
Oh my god! HappyMe Mar 2013 #26
Cue The Lecture Scene From "High Anxiety"...... Paladin Mar 2013 #18
"Yes, the woo-woo" VWolf Mar 2013 #45
Funny because it's also true Blue_Tires Mar 2013 #148
Better the John Cleese sex ed class from the meaning of life. n/t lumberjack_jeff Mar 2013 #60
This fucking shit is getting ridiculous! I bet every one of those stupid ChisolmTrailDem Mar 2013 #19
$10 says white religious males filed the most complaints. Initech Mar 2013 #102
Nah. It was white Control-Z Mar 2013 #170
That would be "lewd". juajen Mar 2013 #114
I checked Facebook for frogmarch Mar 2013 #20
Yet another reminder that Idiocracy is real. redqueen Mar 2013 #21
True, but this one stands out. The RW has a very convoluted relationship with language. Dark n Stormy Knight Mar 2013 #52
"Is our children learning?" lpbk2713 Mar 2013 #22
My children knew "penis" and "vagina" at ages 4 / 5. IdaBriggs Mar 2013 #23
Maybe we should all shout it davidthegnome Mar 2013 #159
Maybe they're afraid that it'll appear if they say it three times. Orrex Mar 2013 #24
Thanks. My fiance came in wondering what I was doing. Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #64
Jezus Fucking Christ we live in a nation with far to many nitwits. Matariki Mar 2013 #25
Well what other name would he use...."Who-ha".... Historic NY Mar 2013 #27
Wasn't it more about the description of orgasms and not the 'V' word? Bay Boy Mar 2013 #28
This is why so many kids come home pregnant. Love the embracing of ignorance. southernyankeebelle Mar 2013 #30
Here are some other options badtoworse Mar 2013 #31
Of course this is Idaho, same state that gave us Palin LittleBlue Mar 2013 #32
And don't even THINK of saying VULVA! That's even worse! CTyankee Mar 2013 #33
"There's no need to go stampeding off to the clitoris! riqster Mar 2013 #106
I love that routine! CTyankee Mar 2013 #139
Yep. Will Rogers and Walt Kelly used to say something like riqster Mar 2013 #140
Clitoris = Devil's Doorbell! n/t Ligyron Mar 2013 #125
I love that this happened in a place where people call their town "Magic Valley". grantcart Mar 2013 #37
I thought I was the only one who thought that was hilarious. juajen Mar 2013 #117
I was about to suggest that would be the preferred local term (nt) muriel_volestrangler Mar 2013 #123
Men have Pinnacles, and women have Magic Valleys and Grand Tetons. hunter Mar 2013 #169
Do the parents want their teens to think the stork brings babies? appleannie1 Mar 2013 #38
But it's really about "An Inconvenient Truth" hamsterjill Mar 2013 #40
Aha. Yes, that will have been a serious black mark against him and a signal that he must be stopped. Dark n Stormy Knight Mar 2013 #54
For Earth Day, Idaho is asking students to celebrate Oil Companies. DebJ Mar 2013 #134
We don't know what he is being investigated for, from this story... jberryhill Mar 2013 #41
It's the fault of the text book's publisher. TroglodyteScholar Mar 2013 #42
Well, we know one thing... ReRe Mar 2013 #92
Aaaaaand... Aristus Mar 2013 #43
Should've used "bearded clam" and "one-eyed wonder worm" n/t VWolf Mar 2013 #46
Oh brother. City Lights Mar 2013 #47
what state is this? barbtries Mar 2013 #48
Dumbing down of america is correct pediatricmedic Mar 2013 #67
Idaho. Chellee Mar 2013 #147
What a dumbass! The scientific term is "baby hole" cthulu2016 Mar 2013 #49
Are you implying that babies come out of the..... ehhh you know..... down there...? Who's Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2013 #71
a really interesting comment to the story: barbtries Mar 2013 #51
If he called the external part the "vagina", Revolutionary Girl Mar 2013 #53
I figured he was explaining the contractions of the vagina during orgasm. Dollface Mar 2013 #105
Vaginas are scary!!! Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #55
This^^^ Mnemosyne Mar 2013 #85
Reminds me of this... a la izquierda Mar 2013 #56
I knew it was a male teacher before clicking. lumberjack_jeff Mar 2013 #57
Surely you can't be serious. iandhr Mar 2013 #58
Thank god he didn't say dongle The Straight Story Mar 2013 #62
i believe the correct term is "downton abbey" unblock Mar 2013 #63
Now children. Girls have two holes, boys have one hole. End of class. n/t RKP5637 Mar 2013 #65
A+ ReRe Mar 2013 #99
Actually, boys have two, girls have three. Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2013 #173
I was surprised. In 1961, HS, we had some pretty good RKP5637 Mar 2013 #181
The school board should send letters to the parents instead... Blanks Mar 2013 #66
How dare he use that offensive name for the naughty hole!! Bastard nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2013 #68
Parents should be investigated for child abuse if they're this up tight! n/t RKP5637 Mar 2013 #69
Tenth graders are already familiar with less-scientific terms for 'vagina'; LeftinOH Mar 2013 #70
jesus effing christ how did those parents ever reproduce? rurallib Mar 2013 #72
As my history prof said of her recalcitrant poodle... Hekate Mar 2013 #179
The fact that the principal said "It probably won't lead to his dismissal" shows that he too thinks world wide wally Mar 2013 #73
This method of teaching human reproduction would have driven those parents insane aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2013 #74
ZOMG! Baring it all for dramatic effect! freshwest Mar 2013 #150
Could you edit that word out of your title and use the more acceptable term Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2013 #75
I like the term "naughty bits" because it is gender neutral unless you add a modifier. Dollface Mar 2013 #109
When ABC showed Monty Python in 1975, they edited out the words "naughty bits" muriel_volestrangler Mar 2013 #127
It's almost like Adria Richards was in his class. n/t Gore1FL Mar 2013 #77
Looks like it's Idaho. Quantess Mar 2013 #79
Why does anyone even go into teaching anymore? gollygee Mar 2013 #80
If I were reprimanded for saying "vagina" I'd tell the board to fuck off. tridim Mar 2013 #82
+1 Go Vols Mar 2013 #107
Here is a letter from someone who took this teacher's class...very interesting... Stuart G Mar 2013 #83
That is very cool ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #152
Thanks for the letter; the teacher sounds like a gem. nt babylonsister Mar 2013 #154
Sweet Home California... Sen. Walter Sobchak Mar 2013 #84
Sorry to intrude to clarify, phylny Mar 2013 #175
It might be a misnomer, but that is what the world calls it. Sen. Walter Sobchak Mar 2013 #187
You do realize that this makes the whole country look ignorant, right? PDJane Mar 2013 #87
Everybody calm down and have a muffin. Tierra_y_Libertad Mar 2013 #88
*facepalm* sakabatou Mar 2013 #91
Vagina. The word itself offends some men. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Initech Mar 2013 #93
These people had to have just come out of the bushes. Lint Head Mar 2013 #94
That's why they support de-forestation. Eleanors38 Mar 2013 #126
Dietrich Idaho has 320 people..according to google.. Stuart G Mar 2013 #95
All of whom were given birth by women who didn't possess v......s. Tierra_y_Libertad Mar 2013 #98
Fer FUCK'S sake... Taverner Mar 2013 #100
Anyone who thinks that the American education system is going anywhere but down just ladjf Mar 2013 #104
Good grief we learned this in the early sixties in gym class in Texas. There was no drama, none. freshwest Mar 2013 #156
Oh my word! Sadiedog Mar 2013 #108
everybody knows the correct term is "privates" or more specifically, "female privates." CTyankee Mar 2013 #111
I always thought tenth graders were preoccupied with getting comfortable with the material. bluedigger Mar 2013 #112
Helicopter parents :eyeroll: adieu Mar 2013 #118
I'm late to the party but something similar just happened to me.... mike_c Mar 2013 #120
Wow. It seems we're going backwards; how in the world babylonsister Mar 2013 #155
On the first day of sex ed... kimmylavin Mar 2013 #122
OMG, in 10th grade bio we were looking at live, human semen under the microscope. Ian David Mar 2013 #128
How about the state's 'professional' standards commission gets investigated for STUPIDITY! elleng Mar 2013 #130
Maybe this is why, in middle school, the gym teacher spelled "sperm" with a "u." n/t Ian David Mar 2013 #131
That's because this is the "Magic Valley" of Idaho, where babies are born not through vaginas, pnwmom Mar 2013 #132
The stupid, it hurts! blackspade Mar 2013 #133
If "vagina" in a biology class... WinstonSmith4740 Mar 2013 #135
Would "female naughty bits" be more acceptable? Good grief. talkingmime Mar 2013 #137
How little puritans understand that they create the very thing they fear. Locut0s Mar 2013 #138
All the teachers I know tell me thucythucy Mar 2013 #141
I bet their real objection was to the orgasm part LadyHawkAZ Mar 2013 #142
What should he have called it? I can think of a few but none that Autumn Mar 2013 #143
Aww man, none of the offended parents could be reached. Why? I'm sure they are delightful folks ck4829 Mar 2013 #146
Have times changed? I thought the V word was taught in 6th grade. mainer Mar 2013 #153
Would they have felt better if Mr. McDaniel said "puntang?" muntrv Mar 2013 #157
It was probably less LWolf Mar 2013 #158
I am reminded of Porky's davidthegnome Mar 2013 #160
They're trying to make it a dirty word. Neoma Mar 2013 #164
Memo to parents: if I can find this on the internet, so can your tenth graders. Lionel Mandrake Mar 2013 #167
I've never seen that particular Georgia O'Keefe before. Kurovski Mar 2013 #185
... Apophis Mar 2013 #168
Well what do the parents want teachers to do? Make up code words??? agentS Mar 2013 #171
Sadly, not the Onion. n/t alp227 Mar 2013 #172
Va-jayjay is the correct term. I heard it on one of those hospital shows on teevee Hekate Mar 2013 #178
Posted without comment. ParkieDem Mar 2013 #184
He was my science teacher a few years back. I aced his biology tests. Glassunion Mar 2013 #186
A 3-year-old in my family calls it her "front butt." gauguin57 Mar 2013 #188
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