4. Hearing the rank-and-file ones perform mental gymnastics
during Alexandra Pelosi's interviews with them on Maher's show always makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells. Every time they are asked why they hate Obama or why they think socialism is bad, they can never come up with a factual reason. It's always the standard BS "Obama is a Kenyan/half-breed/Commie/America-hater" or they claim that socialism takes away incentive for people to work, when it is designed to give people an ace in the hole when they are down on tough times.
Who would've imagined that the election of a black Democratic president would drive them so insane?