Time for another... Hate Mailbag! [View all]

[EarlG]

In this edition of the Hate Mailbag our erudite contributors hold forth on the topics of gun control, climate change, and eating a bag of dicks. Vote for your favorite!

OBVIOUSLY YOUR BAN WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

Subject: Locking on Account?

So, let's get this straight. I join, in good faith, and make like three posts and you fucktards ban me without even stating a reason? How democratic and big of you. Go eat a bag of dicks.

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER

Subject: forum

You're all pussies. You revoke my "privileges" for, what, posting my opinions? Because they are contrary to your libtard views...typical. And your site sucks...I think you need to ask the government for a grant to bring your forum into the 21st Century.

IT'S ALMOST A HAIKU

Subject: Msmbc is so bias. Hate the network

Can't you just be fair? Just can not understand.

A RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER WRITES

Subject: Haha.

Really? Nothing better to do huh? If it's your little group that's fucking with my truck I suggest you think again. I swear on my life if I catch someone near me or my truck I will shoot to kill. The tire blowout was all you as well I'm sure. Really cool. BTW, I saw your kid with some high octane fuel recently... they start younger and younger these days. Go Montana and North Dakota!

Which of your kids will be a statistic and earn a Darwin award?

COOL STORY BRO

Subject: My recent ban

Been a memeber of DU for several years. Did not post much. I enjoyed reading the most. But when i did get up the curage to start my own thread just to prove banning semi automatic Bushmasters would do absolutley nothing except get the right wingers riled up just like the clinton era. I think or thought they ALL needed to be banned.

But i have since changed my mind. I notice if you bring logic into the conversation over at DU you get banned. But now if i want to say fuck a gun nut fuck him and his car and his silly lawn mower, something that does not make sense at ALL is o.k.?

Well, FUCK YOU! The right will get my MONEY AND MY VOTE from now on. I just cannot take anymore of the stupid. So to celabrate. I wnet out and purchased a Bushmaster. A creat of armor piericing ammo (lake city) and a 100 20 rd clips.

A XD .45 3 mags each holds 13 rounds plus one in the chamber and 3 boxes of black talons and 3 boxes of remington +p I feel SO liberated. I was on the wrong side the WHOLE time. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

Goona buy a shotgun next that holds eight rounds of Dragons breath and double slugs.

SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE CLUCK?

Subject: Appeal account right

My posting privileges were revoked based on my opinion username: Glock . As my constitutional right "freedom of speech".I have not used fowl language, or disapproved anyone's comment.

IT'S RON!

Subject: (no subject)

That didnt take you long you douche bags, How Am I supposed to infiltrate you now?. You have only proved to me the Idiocy and stupidity of your rationale. Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless, and anti American. Although I do agree with the 1st amendment allowing this kind of speech. I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent. All the members of your Orgizanation are bafoons that have brains incapable of sovereign thought. I wish you the best in your attempts to conlude the public in your immoral Anti American ideas,

Drone on robots!!!

Thanks,
RON!

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Subject: why was i banned?

i posted twice one i thought was a comical remark on socialism which i said socialism looks like north korea and the other i stated a scientific remark on global warming on how climate changes according to nasa is due to the sun and how the real problem is the ozone layer and how thats how we are really harming the environment

i think i was unfairly banned im sorry i just would like to be informed why i was banned if it is something else i did.

I'D BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO GLENN BECK

Subject: (no subject)

Obama you fucking no good scum sucking thug fucking th th th th th th the Spit it out you fucking retarded big eared purple scum fuck

DEAR NEWSMAX, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT TEAM IS OPERATING ON AUTOPILOT?

Subject: Revenue/partnership opportunity

My name is (redacted), I work with Newsmax Media in Boca Raton, FL and I am a huge fan of your sites. I am interested in putting a Newsmax newsfeed on your entire network of sites for pay (this would not be an advertisement, this would be additional content on your site. WE PAY YOU) I feel your site is a wonderful fit for us, and we would make a valuable partner to you and your staff. The newsfeed is an efficient way to add additional content for your readers while generating revenues with minimal effort. we can customize the size and content of the newsfeed to your liking. Please let me know a time when we can further discuss this opportunity. Your sites are loaded with important information, I feel we can only help. Keep up the good work, your sites are stellar

Best,

(redacted)

POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

206 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Time expired
	The person who told us to eat a bag of dicks
	16 (8%)
	The person whose opinions are contrary to our libtard views
	1 (0%)
	The person who thinks that Msmbc is so bias
	0 (0%)
	The person who wants to kill us for fucking with his truck
	81 (39%)
	The person who used to be liberal until DU converted him into a right-wing Republican gun fetishist
	20 (10%)
	The person who did not use fowl language
	10 (5%)
	The person who thinks our Orgizanation's repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate
	50 (24%)
	The person who wanted to let us know that global warming is caused by the sun
	6 (3%)
	The person who referred to President Obama as a purple scum fuck
	3 (1%)
	Newsmax's Business Development Team
	19 (9%)
	5 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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