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Rex

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6. Republican

Sat Feb 23, 2013, 10:34 PM

Feb 2013

You have two cows. You kill both immediately and leave the carcases to rot in the sun. You then blame everyone else for your two dead cows.

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Surely, DU can improve this Tea Party graphic: What would the Republican do with two cows? [View all] OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 OP

Use them for target practice. nt Xipe Totec Feb 2013 #1

Easy. Castrate the bull. baldguy Feb 2013 #2

Republican: You have two cows. You don't feed them....... wandy Feb 2013 #3

+1 OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #12

Republican... Drunken Irishman Feb 2013 #4

My take bakpakr Feb 2013 #5

+1 gollygee Feb 2013 #17

Nice. Demo_Chris Feb 2013 #28

ding.ding.ding. we have a winner magical thyme Feb 2013 #33

it should be more like hfojvt Feb 2013 #36

THAT sounds about right! n/t Ian David Feb 2013 #52

Republican Rex Feb 2013 #6

That's the one! stopwastingmymoney Feb 2013 #45

Notice how the republican in this parable ... surrealAmerican Feb 2013 #7

You sell them both and buy two bulls. hay rick Feb 2013 #8

+1 BS is their principal output OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #13

Produce a lot of bullshit. NV Whino Feb 2013 #9

Pull teats and trade the milk for pork Deb Feb 2013 #10

Republican: Gemini Cat Feb 2013 #11

Exercise their God-given right to eat steak. wickerwoman Feb 2013 #14

damn, another winner!!!! magical thyme Feb 2013 #34

Here is what Romney does with cows. Whisp Feb 2013 #15

Your a Republican you have two cows... Kalidurga Feb 2013 #16

^^^also this one! OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #23

REPUBLICAN; create a public company listing the cows as your principle asset. Then launch and IPO Monk06 Feb 2013 #18

^^^This one!! OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #22

It's the Mitt Romney way so you know works. Just think the guy who did business this way almost Monk06 Feb 2013 #30

Republican: you have two cows... JHB Feb 2013 #19

Republicans would try to milk the bulls for all they're worth then .. Historic NY Feb 2013 #20

Let me try jmowreader Feb 2013 #21

One part's right. The Republicans I know all buy a LOT of bull. n/t Mister Ed Feb 2013 #24

F' em both and wonder why he's not making anymore cows. Phlem Feb 2013 #25

Breed them to death. kestrel91316 Feb 2013 #26

Progressive Democrat: you don't have two cows... Deep13 Feb 2013 #27

"Sex with one cow and send the other to war" BlueJazz Feb 2013 #47

Clearly Republican would form a defense contracting company and sell beef from both cows to Pentagon Pretzel_Warrior Feb 2013 #29

I will never understand the guilty for being successful thing. Notafraidtoo Feb 2013 #31

They don't understand why anyone should feel bad for their neighbor who has nothing OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #32

Working Class Republican gulliver Feb 2013 #35

+10000000000 treestar Feb 2013 #39

There aren't cows in the Bible Nevernose Feb 2013 #37

What's wrong with being a Democrat under that scenario? treestar Feb 2013 #38

REPUBLICAN bemildred Feb 2013 #40

Republican: You have two cows. You let them starve because you constantly dis-invest in your ranch Katashi_itto Feb 2013 #41

You take the cows to a ranch in Mexico OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #50

Excellent! Katashi_itto Feb 2013 #51

Sell the cows and invest in derivatives in the bull semen market 1-Old-Man Feb 2013 #42

I have two cows, I see neighbors with nothing SomethingFishy Feb 2013 #43

^^^and this one OmahaBlueDog Feb 2013 #44

Selling one cow to purchase a bull for breeding is imbecilic. Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #46

Keep one permanently pregnant, and go hiking with the other on the Appalachian Trail (nt) muriel_volestrangler Feb 2013 #48

First of all, Republicans SELL bull.......or at least the end-product thereof...eom lastlib Feb 2013 #49

Don't forget, the Republican will have sex with the cows. Ian David Feb 2013 #53

Steal yours and DiverDave Feb 2013 #54

Spend a lot of time making sure they don't hump each other. wickerwoman Feb 2013 #55