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Showing Original Post only (View all)Surely, DU can improve this Tea Party graphic: What would the Republican do with two cows? [View all]
I enjoy a laugh at my expense, and I'll admit this made me chuckle.
However, there is something not quite right about that last entry. A Republican with two cows sells one, buys a bull, and builds a herd? That doesn't sound right to me. First, most Republicans I know can't do anything without whining about their taxes and complaining about President Obama for at least an hour, and by then their cattle will have surely run off. Moreover, Republican ranchers in Nebraska would want some form of farm subsidy. Deb Fischer (R & Welfare Rancher, NE) would want to graze on government lands, and would pass a law to steal her neighbor's lands -- but that's a story for another thread.
In your opinion, what would the Republican do with two cows?
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Surely, DU can improve this Tea Party graphic: What would the Republican do with two cows? [View all]
OmahaBlueDog
Feb 2013
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REPUBLICAN; create a public company listing the cows as your principle asset. Then launch and IPO
Monk06
Feb 2013
#18
It's the Mitt Romney way so you know works. Just think the guy who did business this way almost
Monk06
Feb 2013
#30
Clearly Republican would form a defense contracting company and sell beef from both cows to Pentagon
Pretzel_Warrior
Feb 2013
#29
They don't understand why anyone should feel bad for their neighbor who has nothing
OmahaBlueDog
Feb 2013
#32
Republican: You have two cows. You let them starve because you constantly dis-invest in your ranch
Katashi_itto
Feb 2013
#41
Keep one permanently pregnant, and go hiking with the other on the Appalachian Trail (nt)
muriel_volestrangler
Feb 2013
#48
First of all, Republicans SELL bull.......or at least the end-product thereof...eom
lastlib
Feb 2013
#49