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HooptieWagon

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32. Uh yea. If I want to see boobs and simulated masturbation

Mon Feb 4, 2013, 07:45 PM

Feb 2013

I'll go to a strip joint.
I want to hear the nice voice of someone who knows how to use it. Brittany, et al, just make assorted shrieks and moans run through filters and effects...that doesn't take any talent. And if they had any vocal talent, they wouldn't need to strip to hold the audience's attention. Just my opinion.

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There's a time and place for porn and I loves me some porns but... [View all] jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 OP

I was impressed by her body - absolutely beautiful Taverner Feb 2013 #1

Make-up, costumes, camera angles BlueStreak Feb 2013 #6

Legs like hers have nothing to do with makeup Taverner Feb 2013 #10

They have everything to do with costumes and camera angles BlueStreak Feb 2013 #14

I didn't see a sex show -- I saw a powerful woman dancing and singing while other strong women Brickbat Feb 2013 #2

I'm not going to change your mind... jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #9

I also saw a powerful woman dancing and singing liberal_at_heart Feb 2013 #13

I saw an unwanted interruption in an otherwise interesting football game. n/t lumberjack_jeff Feb 2013 #15

I think we need some Mike Holmes porn snooper2 Feb 2013 #3

The less the singing talent, the more sex is needed HooptieWagon Feb 2013 #4

That's what I was getting at jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #16

Yep. Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, didn't need to strip to get an aidience HooptieWagon Feb 2013 #20

current crop? dlwickham Feb 2013 #29

Uh yea. If I want to see boobs and simulated masturbation HooptieWagon Feb 2013 #32

i never knew Will Pitt had bleached hair Enrique Feb 2013 #5

I don't think you can fairly compare women in dance uniforms doing somewhat suggestive moves to porn tarheelsunc Feb 2013 #7

I agree. Although I thought it was in slightly bad taste, it's certainly not porn. whathehell Feb 2013 #36

As a parent, I'm not super-terrified of nipples either. AtheistCrusader Feb 2013 #39

I liked him on Diners Drive-ins or Dives - but then I suppose thats because he was going around el_bryanto Feb 2013 #8

You probably really do not want to know CBGLuthier Feb 2013 #59

I didn't pick up on that - does that make me a bad person? nt el_bryanto Feb 2013 #60

Ugh jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #61

I didn't care for the music, and as I had the game recorded, I just forwarded through it. . . Journeyman Feb 2013 #11

You can't separate sex from dance? You must be fun at nightclubs flamingdem Feb 2013 #12

So you'd be happy with the same show, as long as she was wearing pants? jeff47 Feb 2013 #17

No, not the real issue for me jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #18

Do you always head to bars on Sunday evenings? jeff47 Feb 2013 #21

Good points. October Feb 2013 #23

Hear Hear SouthernDonkey Feb 2013 #47

No, I don't jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #51

Every TV I have ever seen has an 'Off' switch. Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #19

Precisely Sherman A1 Feb 2013 #22

they were doing the fox trot on DA dlwickham Feb 2013 #28

I must yield to your Sherman A1 Feb 2013 #33

thank you dlwickham Feb 2013 #37

I think the OP is making broad cultural observations cali Feb 2013 #26

Yeah, we get it RobertEarl Feb 2013 #27

I love Peter Dinklage in GOT too siligut Feb 2013 #24

Tina Turner plus Madonna plus Prince carried to an illogical extreme. FarCenter Feb 2013 #25

Not porn but hardly family entertainment for elementary aged kids. MichiganVote Feb 2013 #30

"Relentless sex is boring. It's unimaginative." So it constantly morphs into things like pre-pubesce patrice Feb 2013 #31

I'm not about slut shaming jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #41

I should have made it clear that wasn't in reference to your post. patrice Feb 2013 #48

If Beyonce's performance was porn, why am I paying for the internet? Apophis Feb 2013 #34

It's more pointless eroticism to sell shit that ain't sex jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #42

But she wasn't selling anything. Apophis Feb 2013 #45

Yes, she is jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #52

That's a simplistic objection Orrex Feb 2013 #58

I guess that's why Taylor Swift is broke as shit thelordofhell Feb 2013 #35

Great post adieu Feb 2013 #38

It's to the point where the sex on "True Blood" doesn't even matter. Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #40

Exactly jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #43

You DO realize you just increased their ratings. Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #44

by mentioning them on a web board? jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #50

You would be surprised at how big an audience this place gets. Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #53

I guess I would jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #55

Count me as "unaware" even though I've been on the internet since 1979. hunter Feb 2013 #62

They explore The Authority in the last season.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #63

Hmm jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #64

One of the things that's cool about True Blood is the cliffhangers.... Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #65

As a culinary professional theKed Feb 2013 #46

ahem jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #49

Which reminds me, Jacques Pepin is one of my heroes BeyondGeography Feb 2013 #54

K&R nt Fresh_Start Feb 2013 #56

Beautifully stated TM99 Feb 2013 #57