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44. what an ass

Reply to TheMightyFavog (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2013, 11:00 PM

Jan 2013

I would be ashamed to call that person a pastor

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Pastor refuses to leave tip, writes "I give god 10%, why do you get 18%?" [View all] TheMightyFavog Jan 2013 OP

Don't even need Photoshop to fake that. nt Dreamer Tatum Jan 2013 #1

0% is what should be given to the skyfairies. Dawson Leery Jan 2013 #2

God doesn't have an employer that pays him less than minimum wage. tanyev Jan 2013 #3

why are people forced to give an 18% tip? msongs Jan 2013 #4

I think some places automatically ad a gratuity for orders over a certain amount... TheMightyFavog Jan 2013 #6

And there are some places that keep that gratuity for themselves LiberalFighter Jan 2013 #9

But those automatic gratuities don't always go to the waiters Recursion Jan 2013 #64

Usually for large parties it's automatic... joeybee12 Jan 2013 #17

Is this another receipt hoax? Rex Jan 2013 #5

Yep. Who signs their name "Pastor" on a credit card slip? lol Dash87 Jan 2013 #7

One would hope so. Gormy Cuss Jan 2013 #8

There Used To Be An On-Line Site, Devoted To Revenge Tactics..... Paladin Jan 2013 #10

"Because I give better service." KamaAina Jan 2013 #11

Why does the creator of the universe need money? RedCappedBandit Jan 2013 #12

Back up plan. Bucky Jan 2013 #15

Please note, the customer did NOT "refuse to give a tip". Bucky Jan 2013 #13

yes he did. RudynJack Jan 2013 #20

Oh. Then I fucked up. Bucky Jan 2013 #21

Two points: RudynJack Jan 2013 #25

I almost made the same mistake as you. SailorMike Jan 2013 #45

Parties of 6 or more get an automatic tip added Beaverhausen Jan 2013 #46

$34.00 for a large party? Coffee and pie? n/t Ed Suspicious Jan 2013 #54

the entire bill was over $200. This was for his portion of it Beaverhausen Jan 2013 #57

God needs cash? ismnotwasm Jan 2013 #14

Ridiculous AlmostFamous Jan 2013 #16

Except that when you tip using your credit card, the mgt keeps some of that tip. Bucky Jan 2013 #22

That is not nearly as common as it used to be unless you are talking about tip share justabob Jan 2013 #29

I'm glad to hear that. Back when I waited, I'd always tip my busboys Bucky Jan 2013 #31

yeah, elbows, knees, feet, back.... justabob Jan 2013 #33

Wouldn't That be Wage Theft? dballance Jan 2013 #35

Busser. nt Robb Jan 2013 #40

Not very Christ-like of that pastor at all. hrmjustin Jan 2013 #18

True or not true? mainer Jan 2013 #19

Doesn't he pass around an empty plate asking for tips every Sunday???? underpants Jan 2013 #23

Next time you're ready for a meal tell god. lpbk2713 Jan 2013 #24

Harumph, harumph! Outrage, outrage. This couldn't be staged at all rustydog Jan 2013 #26

It certainly could be staged Fumesucker Jan 2013 #36

God only get 10% because he doesn't have to pay taxes on it. nt Callmecrazy Jan 2013 #27

Does the waiter need to anoint Pastor's feet to earn a tip?? Beartracks Jan 2013 #28

So quit being so cheap and give God 20%, duh problem solved. nt Raine Jan 2013 #30

Hey preacher, try reading your bible Autumn Jan 2013 #32

I waited tables for $1.80 hr. when I was in school to pay my bills. Lone_Star_Dem Jan 2013 #34

Seems fake, but where do they add 18% for a $34 bill? Socal31 Jan 2013 #37

They split check n/t FreeState Jan 2013 #41

In another post about this it says it was for a table of Twenty Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2013 #42

God doesn't pee in your gravy ... zbdent Jan 2013 #38

One of the so-called VIPs dgibby Jan 2013 #39

So-o, what'd the "VIP" do? kentauros Jan 2013 #43

If I recall correctly, dgibby Jan 2013 #50

what an ass sad-cafe Jan 2013 #44

Asshole ! RagAss Jan 2013 #47

Because "God" doesn't refill your iced tea, jagoff. Warren DeMontague Jan 2013 #48

'because god can't spit in your food assface' Phillip McCleod Jan 2013 #49

Winner! Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #65

I always leave a 20% tip. 10% from me, 10% from God. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2013 #51

Uhhhh, don't pastors get 100% of their income from tips? BlueStreak Jan 2013 #52

"Because I exist and must subsist!" n/t RKP5637 Jan 2013 #53

Cheapo pastor. I used to get how-to-save-yourself "tip" cards in lieu of money... Beartracks Jan 2013 #55

From what I've heard from friends that have waited tables... backscatter712 Jan 2013 #56

Fuck you, Pastor Bell. Zoeisright Jan 2013 #58

I want him to give him a hell-fire and brimstone sermon. Festivito Jan 2013 #59

Because in church, you get one small sip of wine or juice. In here, you get unlimited refills. nt OneTenthofOnePercent Jan 2013 #60

Never mind him: The bigger problem is that many see a tip as a tax, and not payment for services. reformist2 Jan 2013 #61

You didn't give "god" .. sendero Jan 2013 #62

And God thinks you're a dick. rucky Jan 2013 #63