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magical thyme

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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 12:32 PM Jan 2013

Car thief makes off with vintage mustang. The seller should face consequences. [View all]

He entered my home by running ads in the local paper. His ads said that driving his car would make me look macho in front of my friends. And he invited me to come see his car and take it for a spin.

He told me I look great in his car, that sitting in it makes me look 20 years younger and like a real chick magnet. I haven't felt this great in a long time; beats getting shit on at work. Loser my ass. Boy will they be green when they see me fucki...er...driving this baby.

Face it, laws against stealing are stupid and unrealistic. Besides, people crash their own cars all the time and then make up stories about car thieves stealing them.

Car sellers should face consequences for their actions. They're asking for it.

Moral: teens and children are new to sexuality. Their bodies change faster than their emotional maturity develops.

That is why we have statutory rape laws. It doesn't matter if the minor boy or girl is lap dancing buck naked. The adult is required to have to have the emotional maturity to say 'No' or face the consequences.

The child will already be experiencing many unintended and unexpected consequences, without turning them into criminals to boot.

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+3,236 Angry Dragon Jan 2013 #1
wtf rickford66 Jan 2013 #2
satire about another thread. NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #4
Green jellybean sky tundra! TransitJohn Jan 2013 #3
You left out buggrit and millenium shrimp hobbit709 Jan 2013 #5
Dilute! Dilute! nt Buns_of_Fire Jan 2013 #6
Okaaaay Lex Jan 2013 #7
I think the bunny's name was ilo or oli. (No..I have no idea why I posted this) ???? BlueJazz Jan 2013 #9
got it rickford66 Jan 2013 #8
Wouldn't a closer analogy be "Statutory car theft"? dairydog91 Jan 2013 #10
There are laws about contracts and minors are not legally eligible magical thyme Jan 2013 #11
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