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sounds like something I could see myself doing... Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #1
You would pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #27
the best part is I was only half kidding Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #46
Strange story, even for Florida Cirque du So-What Jan 2013 #2
Nothing is strange for Florida. It's just a shit state where shitty things happen. vaberella Jan 2013 #21
What is up with that? Mr. Mojo Risen Jan 2013 #39
Maybe it was Rick Scott? nt flamingdem Jan 2013 #45
+100 Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #23
Or leave his wife! jberryhill Jan 2013 #43
bath salts? Marrah_G Jan 2013 #3
The getting naked is generally a sign of chemical use dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #49
The pooping...now that's just rude. TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #4
at least he tried to clean up after he made the mess with the wet-dry vac Victor_c3 Jan 2013 #6
He did try to tidy up, you are right. TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #9
someone needs some anti-psychotics pronto. KittyWampus Jan 2013 #5
Buy was lucky, wife had a revolver & fire 3 times but missed. KittyWampus Jan 2013 #7
one interesting point riverbendviewgal Jan 2013 #8
Glad he didn't get killed , i don't think i would have been scared JI7 Jan 2013 #47
Alibi kairos12 Jan 2013 #10
Let those among us reflection Jan 2013 #11
That was a good one lol. The home owner should have poked him in the eye with a stick. As it DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav Jan 2013 #13
LOL...omg, I'm dyin'... OneGrassRoot Jan 2013 #14
You win. Brigid Jan 2013 #31
You win the Internets tonight, Sir. nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #34
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Jazzgirl Jan 2013 #35
**Snort** Are_grits_groceries Jan 2013 #42
This could have been MiddleFingerMom, except for, well, .... JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #12
Meth does crazy things to people. Javaman Jan 2013 #15
Meth...I figured it was Florida water. n/t vaberella Jan 2013 #22
wth-- sounds like bath salts leftyohiolib Jan 2013 #16
I am NEVER going to Florida. skypilot Jan 2013 #17
Yes, crazies like that are one of the many reasons I moved to Georgia. n/t RebelOne Jan 2013 #18
We're not Florida, but we're awful damn crazy, too. GaYellowDawg Jan 2013 #40
I like the Gawker ending: Scurrilous Jan 2013 #19
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops Judi Lynn Jan 2013 #20
geez, that's a house that's going to need cleaning. Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #24
Tasered while nude? Ow! Taverner Jan 2013 #25
Finally. A story about someone who deserved his tasering. cali Jan 2013 #26
I thought this was The Onion TheOther95Percent Jan 2013 #28
I was just as scared as he was, believe you me jberryhill Jan 2013 #29
Why can't these things happen in, oh, South Dakota ? steve2470 Jan 2013 #30
how much you want to bet onethatcares Jan 2013 #32
ok, shame on me, had to read the comments at HuffPo: steve2470 Jan 2013 #33
That poster is an illiterate fool HangOnKids Jan 2013 #37
Am I the only one Glassunion Jan 2013 #36
Nope! Tien1985 Jan 2013 #38
Well then... Glassunion Jan 2013 #41
Paranoid schizophrenic. nt redgreenandblue Jan 2013 #44
picture of the guy JI7 Jan 2013 #48
Sounds like bath salts to me. nt RandiFan1290 Jan 2013 #50
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