Justin Bieber fans urged to cut themselves to stop him from smoking weed

[TheKentuckian]

7. Existential assault? No, there is no assault against the existence of teenage girls.

In fact no assault at all but rather Darwin Award winners doing what such folks do, shit so stupid that they shouldn't been in a dicey gene pool anyway.

Seriously, cut yourself so Justin doesn't smoke weed???? You really think that depth of stupidity is going to be recovered from?

Ignorance is a correctable condition but you can't fix stupid and cutting yourself to keep Bieber off weed is so far past stupid that it can no longer be seen in the rearview mirror. If this is your child you fucked up as a parent or have produced a regressive mess that wouldn't have lasted this long without modern intervention.

Can anyone honestly say they were ever this fucking stupid and ever recovered to normal? More importantly can anyone say that someone else was this stupid and recovered. Someone might think they have but are also considering going swiming in cement shoes like those hilarious people are always talking about in movies or warming the bathwater with a curling iron or moving to Texas so they can be represented by Louie Gohmert cause he is like soooo smart.