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Shrike47

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30. Not to mention a chastity belt.

Reply to alberg (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 7, 2013, 07:04 PM

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So you’re in a room with a pack of crazed rabid hyenas. [View all] alberg Jan 2013 OP

(D). Alert thread n/t Earth_First Jan 2013 #1

Did you? (nt) Control-Z Jan 2013 #14

Nah. n/t Earth_First Jan 2013 #15

I got the joke. It was sort of like the Kobayashi Maru. alberg Jan 2013 #16

I would think the rabid hyenas would first take the great negotiator apart in pieces snooper2 Jan 2013 #2

The hyenas understand the rules, the Negotiator has immunity. alberg Jan 2013 #4

hyenas understand no rules, they are fearless....nothing can have immunity from a pack of hyenas snooper2 Jan 2013 #6

Unfortunately there are forces on this planet that are more powerful than male loins. alberg Jan 2013 #9

And this, the most powerful in the World... snooper2 Jan 2013 #12

Not to mention a chastity belt. Shrike47 Jan 2013 #30

Yes!. It's either that or abstinence. alberg Jan 2013 #33

You die, she dies, everybody dies RomneyLies Jan 2013 #46

and next door is a group of politicians..... whistler162 Jan 2013 #3

Can't go in the other room, only Politicians and Negotiators are allowed in there. alberg Jan 2013 #5

I'll take my chances sarisataka Jan 2013 #7

Gee, I'm missing the allegory you're making here. Dyedinthewoolliberal Jan 2013 #8

This is about knowing who your negotiating with, what your negotiating for and the difference alberg Jan 2013 #11

I hope a couple of apostrophes and the letter "e" are on the table. Chorophyll Jan 2013 #23

Yes, that's it. We'll fight them with grammar and syntax. alberg Jan 2013 #24

You can fight better with it than without it. Chorophyll Jan 2013 #36

Sometimes. alberg Jan 2013 #38

So you’re in a room with a pack of crazed rabid hyenas. Flashmann Jan 2013 #10

Unfortunately, I think we're all trapped in a room with crazed rabid hyenas alberg Jan 2013 #13

The point is knowing who you're negotiating with yogini Jan 2013 #17

so you're making up bad analogies. TeamPooka Jan 2013 #18

Some people know how to negotiate and some don't. alberg Jan 2013 #19

You can't see the flaw in your analogy. Whatever. nt TeamPooka Jan 2013 #25

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." alberg Jan 2013 #41

"Back off and leave him alone" = tblue Jan 2013 #28

(D) Feed the Hyenas your strawman. They're crazy and will think it is real. JoePhilly Jan 2013 #20

I hope your right, alberg Jan 2013 #21

I've been right the last 6 times the preciction you are making only through JoePhilly Jan 2013 #29

I'm rooting for you to be right about all those things. alberg Jan 2013 #34

(D). Point out how great the negotiator looks. n/t L0oniX Jan 2013 #22

There's a bug on your post, but I get your point. alberg Jan 2013 #37

I don't sweat it. I'm packing an assault rifle. Speck Tater Jan 2013 #26

Or what if the G.N. turned out to be one of them? tblue Jan 2013 #27

So... what's your answer? ecstatic Jan 2013 #31

noooo, you ask them to 'self-deport' problem solved. Sunlei Jan 2013 #32

d) Knock the negotiator over the head and feed him to hyenas /nt TheMadMonk Jan 2013 #35

Creative. alberg Jan 2013 #42

I dunno. The supply of self appointed middlemen... TheMadMonk Jan 2013 #50

Look XRubicon Jan 2013 #39

Open door XRubicon Jan 2013 #40

I used to play that game. What was that game called? alberg Jan 2013 #44

Yes and yes and yes again! alberg Jan 2013 #43

(D) Rest easy. The straw man makes a great mattress. nt Hekate Jan 2013 #45

If he only had a brain. alberg Jan 2013 #48

This reminds me how much I miss Air America and Stepahnie Miller's "realllly BAD analogies" segment tjwash Jan 2013 #47

Nice pictures, are they having sex? alberg Jan 2013 #49

I would eat the hyenas... Kalidurga Jan 2013 #51

Does this thread have something to do with the Keanu reeves Speed movie? Politicub Jan 2013 #52

I like option "C" alberg Jan 2013 #53

(D) I'm gonna need a greater Great Negotiator. VOX Jan 2013 #54

D: Kill the negotiator and make my escape while the Hyenas feed on his carcass. Ganja Ninja Jan 2013 #55

Easy. Remmah2 Jan 2013 #56