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Mon Jan 7, 2013, 10:54 AM

So you’re in a room with a pack of crazed rabid hyenas. [View all]

They are going to tear you to pieces.

The Great Negotiator arrives and says, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this covered.”

He walks over to the pack of hyenas, talks to them for a few minutes and returns.

“Listen”, he says. “I’ve got an agreement. They will settle for chewing off only one arm and one leg”

At this point you:

(A). thank him for the great job he’s just done.

(B). shrug disappointedly and say “Well, I guess that’s the best deal we could get”.

(C). go bat shit crazy and say “What the hell are you doing?!? They’re not your arms and legs to give away!! Why don’t you stay in the room with me and together we can fight these bastards and maybe I can keep my arms and legs?!!

(D). other.

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