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Buns_of_Fire

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17. Locally, the solstice is at 6:12 AM (YSMV*), and I've still got
Fri Dec 21, 2012, 06:18 AM
Dec 2012

three bags of potato chips, 1/2 quart of French Onion dip, and two six-packs of Guinness left. I'd better get cracking...

Interesting sidenote: TEOTWAWKI will occur during the first 1/2 hour of Morning Joe. Somehow, that seems fitting. If they had a sense of humor, they'd dress up as zombies and sing the Official TEOTWAWKI song:

[center]TEEEEE-OH-TWAWKI is here!
Let's all be of good cheer!
The end is here,
So let's have another beer --
TEEEEE-OH-TWAWKI is here!
[/center]

...and then cut the network feed for about ten seconds.



*YSMV = Your Solstice May Vary. Since the entire fabric of space and time is being ripped asunder while we're being sucked into a black hole (full of zombies), your local time may differ.

Oops. Guess I'd better do my Christmas shopping after all. Union Scribe Dec 2012 #1
Well....... cliffordu Dec 2012 #2
The day isn't over yet, we can still hope. Lionessa Dec 2012 #3
Everybody's Workin' for the weekend...... cliffordu Dec 2012 #6
There's still time. silverweb Dec 2012 #4
how interesting renate Dec 2012 #11
Drama or not. silverweb Dec 2012 #24
Someone said, the calendar is based on the solstice BarackTheVote Dec 2012 #5
yet TeamPooka Dec 2012 #7
A boy can dream, right? cliffordu Dec 2012 #9
You never know... ellisonz Dec 2012 #8
The day is not over yet. Jamastiene Dec 2012 #10
Locally, the solstice is at 6:12 AM (YSMV*), and I've still got Buns_of_Fire Dec 2012 #17
Tell that to John Boehner thelordofhell Dec 2012 #12
DING, DING, DING, We have a winnah!!! cliffordu Dec 2012 #15
The day is young..... Rowdyboy Dec 2012 #13
Oh Well - Back Into The Ignore List You Go -- n/t mazzarro Dec 2012 #14
Aw, come on.....Where's the love? cliffordu Dec 2012 #16
Damn, I spent half my money! ..... Uben Dec 2012 #18
As Howard Jarvis said at the very, very end of "Airplane!"... Buns_of_Fire Dec 2012 #19
I would like to apologize to Carl in accounting about the shirt comment. I would like to apologize.. underpants Dec 2012 #20
LOL... cliffordu Dec 2012 #21
Not mine Kooljas Dec 2012 #22
This is the LAST goddam apocalypse HillWilliam Dec 2012 #23
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