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Mr.Bill

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7. A man tells a waitress in Texas:

Reply to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 11:55 PM

Dec 2012

Did you know that governor Perry has created more jobs than any other governor?

She replies: Yes, I know, I've got three of them.

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"How come you don't work 14 hours a day?..." [View all] babylonsister Dec 2012 OP

“You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that" tanyev Dec 2012 #1

That GWB quote oughtta be the anthem for the new State of Michissippi, formerly known as ... Bozita Dec 2012 #11

And not one price will be lowered. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #38

First thing I thought of too. harun Dec 2012 #21

I. so. remember. Mira Dec 2012 #22

How come children aren't working in coal mines any more? rustydog Dec 2012 #2

sadly, I'm in hour 11 of what will be just about a 14 hr day.... mike_c Dec 2012 #3

One of the lesser known scandals of the age is how college tuition has sky rocketed hedgehog Dec 2012 #5

word.... mike_c Dec 2012 #6

I did read something about that a few years ago.. Forget where they said the money was going.. midnight Dec 2012 #8

Delayed Maintenance is what they said when I was in school. Thor_MN Dec 2012 #10

All any school cares about is sports lbrtbell Dec 2012 #33

Administration. Starry Messenger Dec 2012 #14

Not just teachers/professors; Ilsa Dec 2012 #28

I don't think a lot of people get it, mike_c Skittles Dec 2012 #36

k/r limpyhobbler Dec 2012 #4

A man tells a waitress in Texas: Mr.Bill Dec 2012 #7

That answer is priceless! pacalo Dec 2012 #9

K&R midnight Dec 2012 #12

Rimshot! Warren Religion Dec 2012 #13

The idiots dont realize that there is only so much work to divide up. rhett o rick Dec 2012 #15

They wouldn't care even if they realized it Hydra Dec 2012 #17

How do we combat stupid? nm rhett o rick Dec 2012 #18

In a way, you can't Hydra Dec 2012 #19

Willful ignorance. nm rhett o rick Dec 2012 #20

Sometimes I feel like I do.... 2labslib Dec 2012 #16

LOL, EIGHT HOUR DAY? Skittles Dec 2012 #23

And your point? Do you think union won 8 hour shifts should be abandoned? Luminous Animal Dec 2012 #24

I'm saying they have ALREADY been abandoned Skittles Dec 2012 #35

Mostly. But, unless you stand in solidarity in any way that you can... Luminous Animal Dec 2012 #39

Sucks to be you. Do you think it should suck as much to be everyone else? (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2012 #29

&%*$ #^% Skittles Dec 2012 #41

Women, children, men, beaten and shot in 1880 jtuck004 Dec 2012 #25

K&R !!! K&R !!! K&R !!! K&R !!! K&R !!! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2012 #27

I am PROUD to say... Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #26

Unions: The folks who gave us the weekends. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 2012 #30

Kick and rec senseandsensibility Dec 2012 #31

Whenever someone asks me Doc Holliday Dec 2012 #32

They don't make them like Studs anymore. JEB Dec 2012 #34

You mean four "UNION THUGS" got hanged.... ErikJ Dec 2012 #37

We're still overworked compared to many countries TexasBushwhacker Dec 2012 #40