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JackRiddler

(24,979 posts)
169. It's not $500 million. Advertising fraud.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 05:31 PM
Nov 2012

Or is the Powerball somehow different from the Mega or the normal Lotto?

The claimed jackpot amount in Mega and Lotto is based on the deposit of a sum in government bonds that then yield interest enough to make 26 annual payouts for 1/26 of the jackpot each. (If that's true here, it's around $24 mn a year, but pre-tax! And they will withdraw all taxes from the payout in advance, unlike with other rich people's money.)

On the lump sum payout for Mega/Lotto, the winner gets only the sum to be deposited in bonds, minus taxes (about 45% total in New York City), leaving no more than a third of the announced jackpot.

So again, if that's how the Power also works, the actual lump-sum payout wil be about $160 to $170 million. Just saying - who cares if you win, right? But the lottery purveyors understand the power of announcing these higher jackpots as though that's what the winner gets. It means many more people lining up.

So since it's got porn power, I can never resist playing at these sums -- ONE ticket, no more. (All you're buying is the masturbatory pleasure of spending the money in your head, so again, it's a kind of porn.)

First ten million will be donated to orgs that confront femicide in Latin America and set up African villages with sustainable fresh water. (This will require research.)

Another ten is the family, friends and selective cause giveaway fund. (Should I buy DU? What's a fair market price?) I will help save WBAI, if they agree to move out of the ridiculous money sinkhole office at Wall Street (but keep the Empire State Building broadcast antenna license).

Ten sets me up extremely well for life, real estate, holdings, libraries, work stations, retirement/insurance/etc.

The rest is project funds. What are the projects? Mainly politics and economic reform ideas but not saying here, since the chances are greater than zero that I will be the one.

I would donate more to DU and to Wikipedia.... loudsue Nov 2012 #1
cocaine and whores.. naaman fletcher Nov 2012 #2
Diogenes can quit searching JohnnyRingo Nov 2012 #151
sweet naaman fletcher Nov 2012 #158
i would spend veganlush Nov 2012 #3
I would buy a modest home onestepforward Nov 2012 #4
You can likely buy a modest home now if you move to specific locations. nt bluestate10 Nov 2012 #190
Laundry. madamesilverspurs Nov 2012 #5
Buy citizenship in a civilized nation and a nice sailing yacht small enough to automate. Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #6
Sounds like a plan to me blueamy66 Nov 2012 #38
Ironically, I live in one of, if not the only state in which you can't buy a ticket. Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #116
Well I live in AZ blueamy66 Nov 2012 #133
That's exactly what I would do, too Aerows Nov 2012 #54
I'd miss the horses, though. Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #131
Not yet Aerows Nov 2012 #191
What "civilized" nation would "sell" citizenship? MADem Nov 2012 #62
Quite a few jberryhill Nov 2012 #66
Exactly. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #68
They're attracting uncivilized people with boatloads of cash...not terribly civilized, IMO. MADem Nov 2012 #81
Not unless you have the required financial resources jberryhill Nov 2012 #88
Geez, Ghandi wouldn't qualify for any of these joints.... MADem Nov 2012 #174
All of them. Egalitarian Thug Nov 2012 #103
MONACO! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #165
I'd quit my job and take my kid to more ball games. LeftyMom Nov 2012 #7
Open a state of the art animal shelter. Also open a counseling practice where I do a lot of pro bono Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #8
Set up an educational foundation of some sort Sherman A1 Nov 2012 #9
10% off the top to charity onethatcares Nov 2012 #10
Ensure my parents in their 80s have every comfort they could enjoy for the rest of their lives eShirl Nov 2012 #11
Move, Enjoy, Give union_maid Nov 2012 #12
see the world JI7 Nov 2012 #13
I would become a Philanthropist. Historic NY Nov 2012 #14
Bribe my way into the Witness Protection Program NNN0LHI Nov 2012 #15
If? You mean when!! Uben Nov 2012 #16
I bought 5 - I got 5x the chances! Panasonic Nov 2012 #139
Give a good portion of it to republicans Sky Masterson Nov 2012 #17
I'd run for Congess Laochtine Nov 2012 #18
hehehe SammyWinstonJack Nov 2012 #49
College education for my kids. Help the school, the library ejpoeta Nov 2012 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author moondust Nov 2012 #20
weekly mobile vet surgery bus to the homeless shelters. irisblue Nov 2012 #21
Move back to New York HockeyMom Nov 2012 #22
I would probably share about 1/3 to 1/2 with my friends and family. Ganja Ninja Nov 2012 #23
$212.81 before any state income taxes. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #34
So 42.4% of the stated jackpot. Ganja Ninja Nov 2012 #36
If you get a smaller place and buy and old shitbox to drive.... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #50
Actually - I read somewhere that if you establish a trust fund, you don't lose any money Panasonic Nov 2012 #140
You're wrong. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #182
It would never happen loyalkydem Nov 2012 #24
I'd become a philanthropist which has always been my fantasy lunatica Nov 2012 #25
Me, too! KansDem Nov 2012 #47
What a great website! lunatica Nov 2012 #184
Hire as staff to handle that question Eyes of the World Nov 2012 #26
And then hire a staff to find out where the money went. Renew Deal Nov 2012 #44
The first thing I would do is Are_grits_groceries Nov 2012 #27
that sounds like a lot of work former-republican Nov 2012 #32
Not really. Are_grits_groceries Nov 2012 #150
If I win it, I already have someone in mind to play with my money... Panasonic Nov 2012 #141
Where would you put all that money? Hassin Bin Sober Nov 2012 #155
Spread it around in a lot of ways. Are_grits_groceries Nov 2012 #172
Set up a foundation and play god XemaSab Nov 2012 #28
I'd make sure LWolf Nov 2012 #29
Share. Iggo Nov 2012 #30
give most of it away former-republican Nov 2012 #31
So what would you do with the money if you won the Powerball lotto? Flashmann Nov 2012 #33
You don't need $5 million to move Renew Deal Nov 2012 #46
Not sure they would take him. nt. NCTraveler Nov 2012 #117
Secede cherokeeprogressive Nov 2012 #35
Give most of it away. Javaman Nov 2012 #37
I thought you were going to say Renew Deal Nov 2012 #48
After reserving enough for two self-financed long term care policies. AnnaLee Nov 2012 #39
Build a completely self sufficient farm in the mountains of northern Vermont Marrah_G Nov 2012 #40
Give $2 million to my parents, both my sisters, each of my kids..then disappear with the better half Ghost in the Machine Nov 2012 #41
Join Seminole AngryAmish Nov 2012 #42
I would purchase DU and tombstone everyone else. Renew Deal Nov 2012 #43
Ahhh! Politicalboi Nov 2012 #107
You don't think they'd part with DU for a mere $400,000,000 do you? What else is in it for them? denverbill Nov 2012 #195
Bugatti veyron for me and a spare for the wife. loli phabay Nov 2012 #45
Rent out Cheney's Undisclosed Location and drop off the radar for a while n/t deutsey Nov 2012 #51
I would buy me a big ranch somewhere and.... Hotler Nov 2012 #52
Leave BeyondGeography Nov 2012 #53
Fully fund the National Lawyers Guild IDoMath Nov 2012 #55
Keep a couple million for myself and give the rest away. n/t doc03 Nov 2012 #56
After i get out of surgery from the polar and grizzly bear bites I had received.. truebrit71 Nov 2012 #57
Set up some foundations to fund good works and political causes I think worthy. northoftheborder Nov 2012 #58
I would.... lukkadairish Nov 2012 #59
Purchase Grover Nordquist relayerbob Nov 2012 #60
Start with Pitcairn Island. n/t A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #71
I heartly recommend Bikini Atoll. Panasonic Nov 2012 #144
Partay!! hobbit709 Nov 2012 #61
1st class ticket to mars or the moon CabalPowered Nov 2012 #63
Quit my job. RomneyLies Nov 2012 #64
Buy more lotto tickets jberryhill Nov 2012 #65
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now Burma Jones Nov 2012 #67
I would give the bulk of it away. mysuzuki2 Nov 2012 #69
a house, private school for my son, college funds for kids, liberal_at_heart Nov 2012 #70
move to france. BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #72
I lived there as a student. immoderate Nov 2012 #109
My problem would be where! Alsace? Normandy? Paris? ETC.! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #166
Employ the services of sex workers and ingest some benzoylmethylecgonine to start with, slackmaster Nov 2012 #73
Fund a shitload of liberal studies scholarships & professor-ships Myrina Nov 2012 #74
Reconstruct Secret Island Hideout from Man w/ Golden Gun NoodleyAppendage Nov 2012 #75
Buy a house, Drale Nov 2012 #76
$500 million (gross) = ~$370 million (net) AZ Mike Nov 2012 #77
Oops. AZ Mike Nov 2012 #79
If you take the cash option, you would get about $213 mil after federal taxes. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #96
Well, after taxes and such with cash payout I would only get about $190,000,000... ProdigalJunkMail Nov 2012 #78
No way. AZ Mike Nov 2012 #80
nope... ProdigalJunkMail Nov 2012 #82
Fair enough.... AZ Mike Nov 2012 #154
it's way cool... ProdigalJunkMail Nov 2012 #171
IMO Mr Dixon Nov 2012 #83
fix up the small house I have. Whisp Nov 2012 #84
we're pricing new energy efficient windows... irisblue Nov 2012 #86
you made me think of a geothermal system. Whisp Nov 2012 #95
I would only want 4 million after taxes for myself, and another 12million after for family members graham4anything Nov 2012 #85
Fund something like Venezuela's Sistema (music education), only Lydia Leftcoast Nov 2012 #87
Buy a bag of weed TexasTowelie Nov 2012 #89
Three phone calls - My lawyer, my accountant, my financial guy. GoneOffShore Nov 2012 #90
ooooh... local theatre groups... hadn't thought of that! ProdigalJunkMail Nov 2012 #91
Money devoted to the arts is money well spent. GoneOffShore Nov 2012 #93
Venezuela's Music Education System is awesome. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #123
Burn the ticket. n/t Chan790 Nov 2012 #92
Breathe a sigh of relief and immediately switch careers to ecstatic Nov 2012 #94
Recruit a Small Staff RobinA Nov 2012 #97
Take a trip around the world, RebelOne Nov 2012 #98
First thing. msu2ba Nov 2012 #99
LOL! Thread winner! n/t A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #125
Unless I could use it to buy a cure for my cancer, it would be useless. Evoman Nov 2012 #100
(hugs) nt IdaBriggs Nov 2012 #122
First talk to my investment guy nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #101
Like Lewis Black, I would hire a personal ball washer Jersey Devil Nov 2012 #102
The Thanksgiving holidays really put a demand on me so I'm physically exhausted. Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #104
When I win.....I will Gin Nov 2012 #105
Use it to get as many children and domestic animals off the streets... Tikki Nov 2012 #106
I'd send a fat check to Habitat for Humanity PD Turk Nov 2012 #108
Get yourself a Piper Super Cub first. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #176
Not a bad idea PD Turk Nov 2012 #178
Very cool! A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #185
I googled them earlier PD Turk Nov 2012 #186
Replace my 16-year-old-car. GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #110
I'd anonymously pay hospital bills for folks who had children who were very ill, and who Zorra Nov 2012 #111
The first thing I'd do is buy myself and everyone else on DU who doesn't have one, a star KewlKat Nov 2012 #112
Maybe help Animals Asia get a few more bears out of crush cages. Doremus Nov 2012 #113
Whatever I wanted that was legal, lol. bluedigger Nov 2012 #114
Have a 1,500 foot tall statue of me erected. It will be done in a Soviet-Stalinist style. Throd Nov 2012 #115
+1 Go Vols Nov 2012 #124
Pay off our debt, set up mom near me with in home nurse, set up trust funds for our kids and Blaukraut Nov 2012 #118
I would build an apartment complex for homeless Veterans finecraft Nov 2012 #119
Fund curing/preventing cerebral palsy, autism and decreasing infant mortality - IdaBriggs Nov 2012 #120
Set up some sort of irrevocable trust, firstly. closeupready Nov 2012 #121
I would give some to family, and keep some for myself, but I think I would buy up Cleita Nov 2012 #126
Oh, geez, another one of those idealistic bleeding heart liberals. Zorra Nov 2012 #147
Hey you forgot the Birkenstocks wearing liberal. Cleita Nov 2012 #153
Oddly Enough, Sir, This uestion Came Up In Our House Within The Hour The Magistrate Nov 2012 #127
Buy medical and student loan debt and set those people free nt. abelenkpe Nov 2012 #128
Upon further reflection... bluedigger Nov 2012 #129
first thing... Evasporque Nov 2012 #130
I think I would... jonthebru Nov 2012 #132
Have a blind trust formed and collect the winnings though it. Dawson Leery Nov 2012 #134
Buy a modest-sized house and fix it up just the way I want it, kestrel91316 Nov 2012 #135
move to a blue state Corgigal Nov 2012 #136
Donate $5 million to DU Panasonic Nov 2012 #137
set up a non-profit Arts Education Foundation, and pnwest Nov 2012 #138
Pay my taxes personally, and then stick it in a variety of investments Taverner Nov 2012 #142
And nobody ever heard from Ohio Joe again Ohio Joe Nov 2012 #143
First, decide where I want to live. hifiguy Nov 2012 #145
I would start pumping it back into the economy....spend ...spend....spend....spend...bnuy....consume bowens43 Nov 2012 #146
While I was packing to travel the world... LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #148
I'd go to the bank and make a huge withdrawal in $1 bills, then go coalition_unwilling Nov 2012 #149
There are a lot of people who could use some $$ right now Kookaburra Nov 2012 #152
Buy each of my sons a nice house & a new car SoCalDem Nov 2012 #156
Disappear. nt Romulox Nov 2012 #157
Set up.spay/neuter programs for pets in the south adigal Nov 2012 #159
Become a Republican and demand tax cuts for the 1% denverbill Nov 2012 #160
Seriously...this much money would be accursed, ruin most people's lives adigal Nov 2012 #161
Donate to places like AlexSatan Nov 2012 #162
This commercial runs in the NY NJ area.I would want Elton/Neil Tenant/Lana Del Rey instead of Cyndi graham4anything Nov 2012 #163
1. Get a Jaguar X-KE; Move; Help my relatives. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #164
I would spend it. TeamPooka Nov 2012 #167
Make sure I'm set, I'd pay off my friends debts, Set up a scholarship fund for family thelordofhell Nov 2012 #168
It's not $500 million. Advertising fraud. JackRiddler Nov 2012 #169
To those of you who say you would give it all away.... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #170
That is really very good advice Lydia Leftcoast Nov 2012 #193
Build a Liberal Family Dynasty to Rival the Bushes NoodleyAppendage Nov 2012 #173
I have a plan... Agschmid Nov 2012 #175
Easy! Rider3 Nov 2012 #177
Start a corporation that would employ at least 3000 workers jmowreader Nov 2012 #179
a lot of good things notadmblnd Nov 2012 #180
Make sure family was taken care of, including family of choice. PDJane Nov 2012 #181
I have had a plan for a looooong time just in case savebigbird Nov 2012 #183
Hide. Posteritatis Nov 2012 #187
Take care of my parents, my in laws Bluzmann57 Nov 2012 #188
I don't own tickets. If I did, I would want to win a smaller prize. But if I won the big prize? bluestate10 Nov 2012 #189
Help fund gambling addiction programs Ilsa Nov 2012 #192
With money like that you could almost run for President quaker bill Nov 2012 #194
I would help my family and friends. hrmjustin Nov 2012 #196
Strange, nobody offered to give it to the federal government to help lower the dept. oneshooter Nov 2012 #197
because $500million wouldn't make a bit of difference... NONE! ProdigalJunkMail Nov 2012 #198
Probably die chemenger Nov 2012 #199
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