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Volaris

(10,260 posts)
21. And if something DOES happen...
Mon Nov 26, 2012, 08:41 AM
Nov 2012

like a minor earthquake somewhere that deas little damage and kills NO ONE...

Obama will be a secret Myan TimeTravel Operative sent to the past from the FUTURE to kill John Conner, establish the Govt. funded Myan Earthquake Machine and take everyon's guns away, thereby ensuring the collapse of society, and setting up an easy takeover by our soon-to-be Alien, Time-Traveling, Future-fucking-with Long Dead Myan Overlords, who's only goal is to fleece Earth's Rich and redistrubute thier wealth among the Galaxy's most lazy and layabout classes (ironicly, that population number is appx. 47% of total galactic population, which must mean that the Romney-bot (version 2.0) was actually sent here to save us from all of this, and America's moochers were just too greedy to care about the Salvation of Humanity)...

There was a great tweet about this today from an actual scientist with a brain: Takket Nov 2012 #1
Neil deGrasse Tyson‏ etherealtruth Nov 2012 #9
He followed that up with -- Shankapotomus Nov 2012 #16
The perfect example of the divide in this nation.. SomethingFishy Nov 2012 #2
Should I call faux and tell them my calendar ends on Dec. 31? randr Nov 2012 #3
It's exactly like changing our own date prefix from 1999 to 2000 Warpy Nov 2012 #4
This should turn out about as well as SomethingFishy Nov 2012 #5
Does anyone really believe the people at Fox want to be ... JKingman Nov 2012 #6
Lets tell them its actually 12-12-12. Historic NY Nov 2012 #7
So, if the world ends every 144,000 days, how many times has it ended now so far? bhikkhu Nov 2012 #8
and if nothing happens, it will be Obama's fault. spanone Nov 2012 #10
And if something DOES happen... Volaris Nov 2012 #21
I think many are missing the point about the Mayan Calendar kydo Nov 2012 #11
Thats because MFM008 Nov 2012 #12
My understanding of the Mayan calendar Mz Pip Nov 2012 #13
Isn't the ideal Republikan a good (white) God-fearing Xtian Fundamentalist? BarackTheVote Nov 2012 #14
Some scholars believe NoPasaran Nov 2012 #15
My calendar ends on Dec 31 Nevernose Nov 2012 #17
Astrologically... AntiFascist Nov 2012 #18
I thought Fox News believed the world would end on December 17, 2012 jmowreader Nov 2012 #19
I wonder if AsahinaKimi Nov 2012 #20
The only good thing about the end of the world would be the end of Fox News. hobbit709 Nov 2012 #22
Now that would be the dawn of a new age kydo Nov 2012 #23
I've got two words for Faux Nooz: Le Taz Hot Nov 2012 #24
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