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There's more than one rapture? HereSince1628 Nov 2012 #1
LOL... But, hey. Since Christianity in many factions have become corporate entities all things are Whovian Nov 2012 #2
I'm guessing the people who would leave this sort of note mythology Nov 2012 #3
Luckily, I get off on paying a penance. aletier_v Nov 2012 #52
It's a Rapture gleaning. progressoid Nov 2012 #14
Hey, stop letting logic get in the way of their faith. valerief Nov 2012 #29
Well, they mean to keep it up until they get it right. the_chinuk Nov 2012 #53
I'm pretty sure there were four predicted in the last calendar year.. (nt) Posteritatis Nov 2012 #54
In bold Sharpie write in "Hey! you left out trigger-happy" and hang it back up on 12/20 Snotcicles Nov 2012 #60
As a Christians I do not believe in the rapture. It is a bad interpretation of several bible verses. hrmjustin Nov 2012 #4
Uuh. delicate thing here. Whovian Nov 2012 #8
never mind. hrmjustin Nov 2012 #9
how petty and mean. you knew what he said. roguevalley Nov 2012 #49
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Yep, the Rapture concept is largely fictional.... OldDem2012 Nov 2012 #13
"the Rapture concept is largely fictional" ... Well, so is all religion. Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #36
Substitute "non-Biblical" for "fictional." :-) WinkyDink Nov 2012 #58
Thanks for that information. SheilaT Nov 2012 #43
Agree with you, they use the rapture for their purposes,seem to miss the majority of Jesus' teaching RepublicansRZombies Nov 2012 #18
Join the club silhouete2 Nov 2012 #27
Largely relies on the Scofield Bible as its source material I believe n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 2012 #48
Why are they so hung up on sex? Frustratedlady Nov 2012 #5
I'm of the opinion that anyone who talks about sex incessantly silhouete2 Nov 2012 #30
Allways room for improvement. daleanime Nov 2012 #51
practice makes perfect Coyotl Nov 2012 #69
How about someone who is utterly clueless and puffed up? this is temporary. Nov 2012 #6
I WILL KICK PROUD CLUELESS AND PUFFED UP TEMPORARY ASS Skittles Nov 2012 #10
Well, 'temporary' didn't last long. Thanks, MIRT! freshwest Nov 2012 #22
Might one of your like-minded friends be pranking you? elfin Nov 2012 #7
That was my first thought, as well. GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #16
I think it is pretty obviously the case ashling Nov 2012 #26
First off I don't believe in the Rapture. However, isn't funny that the very people southernyankeebelle Nov 2012 #11
Hell, it would get them killed when they started showing. Whovian Nov 2012 #15
A baby out of wedlock is a badge of honor in Fundie circles Freddie Nov 2012 #31
I remember back in 1967 we had one girl who stayed in school while she was pregnant. southernyankeebelle Nov 2012 #44
Where can I get a pad of those? nolabear Nov 2012 #12
Not my creation but I do like it. n/t Whovian Nov 2012 #17
Here is a high resolution blank version. GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #19
Capital letters count, too. Occulus Nov 2012 #32
Yep. Just cut and paste the whole thing. GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #40
keep thinking it is a joke--because the big words are spelled correctly, and there is a triskele in niyad Nov 2012 #50
Wow, door to door hookers. nt Deep13 Nov 2012 #20
This is vandalism... no different than spray painting your house jmondine Nov 2012 #21
I agree--notifiy the police or set up a camera to catch them clydefrand Nov 2012 #39
Wow, this is my peacenik husband! tavalon Nov 2012 #66
It's a JOKE!! Ligyron Nov 2012 #23
No shit!! Ghost in the Machine Nov 2012 #33
I got one too! Viking12 Nov 2012 #24
It's that Valkerie worship!! longship Nov 2012 #25
DAMN IT, I wanted the wizard accusation aletier_v Nov 2012 #55
Well then they RegieRocker Nov 2012 #28
If it was me, I'd just admit I'm a heathen, and move on... AAO Nov 2012 #34
Hilarious No Vested Interest Nov 2012 #35
Do they have a long form? Fumesucker Nov 2012 #37
Doesnt make sense. They didnt rapture you because you were a sinner. Do they think you will change rhett o rick Nov 2012 #38
Someone playing a prank on you, EC Nov 2012 #41
Please god, tell me you didn't think I was serious. n/t Whovian Nov 2012 #56
You didn't! ReRe Nov 2012 #42
Isn't December 21...the end f the world nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #45
Now I feel left out jmowreader Nov 2012 #46
That's OK, this is my free one LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #47
LOL! Love it! Whovian Nov 2012 #64
Too evil to rise then? malaise Nov 2012 #57
Since when was being a heathen a problem? BlueStreak Nov 2012 #59
Rapture them first if there is any suspicion once they are in front of you. nt bluestate10 Nov 2012 #61
A badge of honor! Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #62
Wow, not only did they try to rapture you (would you want to be with those sticks in the mud?) tavalon Nov 2012 #65
Big laugh for this one! TroglodyteScholar Nov 2012 #67
I just hope the last person raptured Coyotl Nov 2012 #68
aww, they were left behind too! :) NuttyFluffers Nov 2012 #70
So you haven't used your front door in a year and a half? bluedigger Nov 2012 #71
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