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Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:20 PM

82. I think this is what Rmoney was saying self deportation.

They do not want to be citizens of the US and we can make it easy for them to leave. The intelligent of Texas (I voted for Obama) wants to stay in the United States of America. BTW, I am sorry for the terrible eight years everyone had to live under the Bush administration.

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122 replies	Author	Time	Post
The White House responds to Texas' petition to secede [View all]	meegbear	Nov 2012	OP
K&R. +1000!!!!! nt.	jschurchin	Nov 2012	#1
Spelling of "Mediciare"?	SharonAnn	Nov 2012	#83
That's how it's spelled in Moran	Generic Brad	Nov 2012	#89
True dat. If at frist you don't secdee--- n/t	eridani	Nov 2012	#105
Good one!	merrily	Nov 2012	#119
Heh heh.	F. Kafka	Nov 2012	#2
Welcome to DU, F. Kafka!	calimary	Nov 2012	#97
Brilliant satire!	BlueCaliDem	Nov 2012	#3
not really. Satire needs to be fact based to be brilliant.	cali	Nov 2012	#16
Actually, news reports say Texas is one of the states listed in petitons to secede.	dixiegrrrrl	Nov 2012	#35
really. a bunch of nutfuckwad people is not the state. does not have the authority of the state	cali	Nov 2012	#41
Guess what	Caretha	Nov 2012	#67
LOL!!	renie408	Nov 2012	#73
Some posters here said they've signed different states' petitions for a giggle.	Indpndnt	Nov 2012	#42
Really? For what possible reason?	Orrex	Nov 2012	#39
Texas hasn't in any shape, way or form, petitioned to secede.	AlbertCat	Nov 2012	#44
WTF?? Texas has not only petitioned, but they have the largest total of	BlueCaliDem	Nov 2012	#45
That is not Texas	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#59
I checked the Senate race results	Doctor_J	Nov 2012	#116
Yes it is	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#117
These people need to see this -- they have no idea...	gateley	Nov 2012	#4
EXACTLY!	CakeGrrl	Nov 2012	#49
Excellent.	Cannikin	Nov 2012	#5
Awesome!!	oswaldactedalone	Nov 2012	#6
K & R	Scurrilous	Nov 2012	#7
I Love It!	Tarheel_Dem	Nov 2012	#8
"P.S. Attached is your portion of the bill for the national debt"	PatSeg	Nov 2012	#9
Good one! Suggestion: Reword to "Attached is a bill for your portion of the national debt."	Dark n Stormy Knight	Nov 2012	#96
Yup!	NoOtherMedicineNovel	Nov 2012	#113
Texans will now understand they "Didn't Built That by themselves...	Frustratedlady	Nov 2012	#10
Brilliant!	Le Taz Hot	Nov 2012	#11
Instant classic!	FailureToCommunicate	Nov 2012	#12
Fuck that! How can I emigrate!	Dustlawyer	Nov 2012	#13
Having been there done that	nadinbrzezinski	Nov 2012	#18
We could deny KKK KARL his and forbid him to travel anywhere in the remaining US	Liberalynn	Nov 2012	#55
That s the upside.	nadinbrzezinski	Nov 2012	#56
Hmmm. You look furrin' to me.	Ikonoklast	Nov 2012	#21
There will be an amnesty period during which you can import yourself	Doctor_J	Nov 2012	#115
LMAOO K&R	outsideworld	Nov 2012	#14
LOL! But hang on... This could be a template for a real letter that would have to be sent	Turborama	Nov 2012	#15
Secessionist Coast Guard:	coalition_unwilling	Nov 2012	#85
LOL! love the Facebook name, too	Turborama	Nov 2012	#102
Zero States have petitioned to secede	rasmus11	Nov 2012	#17
Welcome to DU, rasmus11!	calimary	Nov 2012	#98
Here is a slightly more lucid take on the matter:	markbark	Nov 2012	#19
Excellent read! thanks.	hogwyld	Nov 2012	#26
he is one smart guy....good writer, too. n/t	BlancheSplanchnik	Nov 2012	#28
What annoys me is this - Texas isn't all whacko nut jobs	LynneSin	Nov 2012	#20
Ditto...	GTurck	Nov 2012	#109
I hope it happens!!!	santamargarita	Nov 2012	#22
This isn't satire; it's a reality check. Anyone saying "let 'em go" needs to read this first.	Bucky	Nov 2012	#23
Snort!	lunatica	Nov 2012	#24
They should rely with a note that says the federal prosecutors in their area	beyurslf	Nov 2012	#25
I'm surprised that he didn't specifically mention NASA...	BlueMan Votes	Nov 2012	#27
So if Texas is a republic again,	Manifestor_of_Light	Nov 2012	#29
Maybe so,	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#57
It's in East Texas starting at the Neches River. We got some large	Manifestor_of_Light	Nov 2012	#62
perhaps you are correct....	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#63
If you own Leon County	Horse with no Name	Nov 2012	#91
I know one asshole hates me. she is the District Clerk.	Manifestor_of_Light	Nov 2012	#122
Excellent.	SmittynMo	Nov 2012	#30
41% of Texans voted for Obama in 2012. Careful not to brand an entire	coalition_unwilling	Nov 2012	#86
I brand no copatriots with my brush	tavalon	Nov 2012	#111
Aaaah, if only this were true.	marsis	Nov 2012	#31
Like the fit a six year old throws before he "runs away from home" or	Texin	Nov 2012	#32
Texas would be crippled without DOD spending.	McCamy Taylor	Nov 2012	#33
Oh, and one more thing, your colleges can no longer play football games in America.	BlueStreak	Nov 2012	#34
That settles it!	TexasTowelie	Nov 2012	#46
I thought you might see things my way. :)	BlueStreak	Nov 2012	#47
Though this is satire	superpatriotman	Nov 2012	#36
you are wrong	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#58
Just when I do a...	AnneD	Nov 2012	#68
Wrong...very wrong	ashredux	Nov 2012	#106
this is absolutely amazing!! n/t	AlGoreRhythms	Nov 2012	#37
Dupe deleted.	WilliamPitt	Nov 2012	#38
Sweet!!	montanto	Nov 2012	#40
Can the US secede from Texas - if so where do I sign?	Smilo	Nov 2012	#43
Texas should first tell us to get that "foreign" military out of Texas!	Grins	Nov 2012	#48
Awesome. Texas will need to rustle up some horses and bayonets until it has a proper navy, though.	Politicub	Nov 2012	#50
I have just the thing for Texas:	coalition_unwilling	Nov 2012	#87
That is funny but exactly how the White House should respond	Liberalynn	Nov 2012	#51
HA! That's great!	bigwillq	Nov 2012	#52
BTW, the border wall will now be going around your state.	Incitatus	Nov 2012	#53
For a very, very blue America!! Oklahoma is just going to love that, and all the new wall jobs.	Coyotl	Nov 2012	#54
This is getting a little old	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#60
And it bothers you...why?	Wednesdays	Nov 2012	#90
It bothers me	KatyMan	Nov 2012	#118
and all US dollars	mshasta	Nov 2012	#61
Love it!	Mad_Dem_X	Nov 2012	#64
WAIT A SECOND, DUers...	drynberg	Nov 2012	#65
That made me laugh and laugh and laugh!	TheAmbivalante	Nov 2012	#66
Forgot to tell them they need to pay for any infrastructure built while TX was part of the USA	cui bono	Nov 2012	#69
Minus 38 republican electoral votes	The Jungle 1	Nov 2012	#70
Easy answer	shenmue	Nov 2012	#71
I think this is what Rmoney was saying self deportation.	Thinkingabout	Nov 2012	#82
fucking brilliant.	spanone	Nov 2012	#72
Not good enough. We need a Massive reclamation project there.	onehandle	Nov 2012	#74
no need to tear it down	greymattermom	Nov 2012	#112
+ Your textbook (over)buying will no longer effect progress in math and science in our states	underpants	Nov 2012	#75
OMG! Love it!	Window	Nov 2012	#76
KICK! Kickarian Kicktion, Kickery, Kickety Kickness!!!	patrice	Nov 2012	#77
here we go again	MFM008	Nov 2012	#78
K&R	Heathen57	Nov 2012	#79
Very good!	ProudProgressiveNow	Nov 2012	#80
Love it!	hrmjustin	Nov 2012	#81
Secesh Coast Guard:	coalition_unwilling	Nov 2012	#84
K & R!	lonestarnot	Nov 2012	#88
And when a hurricane hits the Gulf Coast	AnnieBW	Nov 2012	#92
In other words...	Hekate	Nov 2012	#93
We in Austin want to secede from Texas	katmille	Nov 2012	#94
Just noticed the petition now has 17,000 signatures	Gabby Hayes	Nov 2012	#100
Don't tell anyone,	Gabby Hayes	Nov 2012	#101
Damn well be better get the media in full alert lockdown over 0.068% of the Texans who want to leave	LynneSin	Nov 2012	#114
Keep it weird	ashredux	Nov 2012	#108
Secede?	MisterScruffles	Nov 2012	#95
And we have the perfect name for their new country: Dumbfuckistan.	calimary	Nov 2012	#99
Yeah, no kidding.	Up2Late	Nov 2012	#103
I'll bet the baggers would just love to pay FedEx $10 to mail a letter	catbyte	Nov 2012	#104
Yup, all kinds of hidden cost in stupidity	Up2Late	Nov 2012	#121
This is really funny.....I may "steal" it with your permission :)	ashredux	Nov 2012	#107
Except that our President wouldn't have misspelled Medicare	tavalon	Nov 2012	#110
I didn't know Medicare was actually spelled Mediciare?	underoath	Nov 2012	#120

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