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HopeHoops

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11. My wife can do a shitload more pushups than me and has great breasts.

Reply to Liberal_in_LA (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 04:44 PM

Nov 2012

B-cup mind you, but that's what I like. She's a 3rd degree blackbelt, weighs all of 95 lbs, and can kick the living shit out of pretty much anyone other than the 9th degree grand master of the school. That's no excuse for cheating.

I know I'm somewhat of an asshole on DU, but cheating isn't on the menu. Yeah, she'd tempt me if I was married to someone else, but I wouldn't do it anymore than I'd cheat on her - which means "never".

Frankly I'm not sure why this is a story at all. It's an issue between him and his wife, not us. I know, I know, the election is over and the media needs SOMETHING to fuss over, but seriously? It's a private matter. Hell the GOP impeached Clinton for getting a blow job. Cum on. Get over it people!

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rightwing radio today: "she's the perfect girlfriend", "how could he resist" colonel, jogs, pushups [View all] Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 OP

also she does Ironman triathlons Enrique Nov 2012 #1

How does he know she threw her self at the general, maybe the General threw himself at her Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #3

"Hit me with your rhythm stick. Hit me. Hit me." leveymg Nov 2012 #2

Ahh, Ian Dury. One of my all time favorites. hifiguy Nov 2012 #12

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll (for spies) Dig it> leveymg Nov 2012 #14

The bass part to that is incredibly hard. hifiguy Nov 2012 #15

Those tunes got me through many cold Boston Winter nights. leveymg Nov 2012 #16

Yassir. Also, the lead guitar solo at the end of Reasons to Be Cheerful rings my chimes. leveymg Nov 2012 #22

Well, she was a gun model The Straight Story Nov 2012 #4

Well, for me the perfect girlfriend would be *single*. dawg Nov 2012 #5

IOKIYAR bongbong Nov 2012 #6

Yet... KharmaTrain Nov 2012 #7

R-W radioheads don't have much respect for allegedly honorable men, do they? WinkyDink Nov 2012 #8

Here's their Family Values in action. yardwork Nov 2012 #21

people do tend to have the sex Johonny Nov 2012 #9

Bill Clinton was brought up today - to compare - "Patraeus didn't perjure" etc. Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #10

He did violate the military code of conduct Johonny Nov 2012 #17

And yet 'all Scooter Libby did was perjury'. Marr Nov 2012 #19

My wife can do a shitload more pushups than me and has great breasts. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #11

General PleaseSpareUs Blue Owl Nov 2012 #13

Men are so weak. Apparently. LisaL Nov 2012 #18

ya know. but then, they seem to be proud of weak. so contradictive. they embrace it so. nt seabeyond Nov 2012 #24

has rush called her a SLUT? IcyPeas Nov 2012 #20

A 'perfect girlfriend' wouldn't be a married woman. HappyMe Nov 2012 #23