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Response to snagglepuss (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:48 PM

5. Food is BAD for you!!!!

Everybody who eats food eventually DIES!!!

Fructose is a NATURAL sugar from -- no surprises here -- fruit!

I always thought fruit was evil in its natural fructose-laden form. So, let me help everybody's health who may be worried about consuming that (apparently) evil fructose.

Crush the fruit and put in a large container along with another totally natural ingredient, yeast. Cover it and let the yeast consume all that evil fructose. After a while (a few weeks or so) all that evil natural sugar will be gone, and the yeast will be dead, too, and easily strained off.

The results will be a refreshing fruit drink with none of that horribly evil fructose.

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