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In reply to the discussion: Another Story Of Repug Meltdown via FaceBook: [View all]Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)37. I have a friend who's a biker....
One Saturday night he hooked up with two women at the bar and they went back to his place for fun and frivolity.
Sunday morning he was awakened by a knock on the door. He carefully got up so as not to wake the two women naked in his bed and wrapped a sheet around himself and answered the door. It was two Jehovah's Witnesses who said, "Pardon us for waking you sir but did you know Jesus Christ is alive and well and living on the planet earth?"
He realized how he looked with his long hair and beard wrapped in that sheet and said, "Yes, I know, my son." and closed the door on two very startled and puzzled faces.
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Maybe I'll pass out tracts saying that "God Loves America and Obama's re-election is Proof!" n/t
Pryderi
Nov 2012
#8
I like that. Robertson claimed GWB was God's chosen one. By that logic, so is Obama. Keep smiling!
freshwest
Nov 2012
#17
Mine works really well too. I tell them to wait a minute while I get my husband.
jhrobbins
Nov 2012
#34
we tend to characterize the pukes & christofascists as old and retrograde....
BlancheSplanchnik
Nov 2012
#11
Race superiority + religious superiority = intellectual inferiority, every time. nt
DeschutesRiver
Nov 2012
#56
Welcome to DU, Missn-Hitch! Good one! And Kentucky was called early for wrongney!
calimary
Nov 2012
#19
Regarding your brothers "Judgment is coming." Your bro-in-law should have said;
A Simple Game
Nov 2012
#36
Your brother should be informed that "judgment already happened. It came last Tuesday."
calimary
Nov 2012
#46
I'll gladly roast in hell if it means I don't have to share it with shits like that.
Texin
Nov 2012
#28