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jmowreader

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10. No it wouldn't

Reply to PotatoChip (Reply #8)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 05:50 AM

Nov 2012

What would happen is a Green Beret would tell Ted he voted for Obama, Ted would spit in the trooper's face, and the trooper.would pull Ted's dick out with his bare hands, root and all.

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This message was self-deleted by its author [View all] quinnox Nov 2012 OP

Keep it classy, Nugent sakabatou Nov 2012 #1

Headline was made up. Extra classy! Tutonic Nov 2012 #2

Parody noted sakabatou Nov 2012 #3

You got me but yes I would believe it. nt Raine Nov 2012 #4

You're right TopHatCat Nov 2012 #5

The difficulty with satire is WeekendWarrior Nov 2012 #6

touche quinnox Nov 2012 #7

Got me too. PotatoChip Nov 2012 #8

No it wouldn't jmowreader Nov 2012 #10

The Onion's personnel costs are about to go way down jmowreader Nov 2012 #9

No problem. mykpart Nov 2012 #11

Well, the first thing I thought was, "Can one IMpersonally spit?" WinkyDink Nov 2012 #12

do it clown MFM008 Nov 2012 #13

Go for it Ted. unhappycamper Nov 2012 #14

Wouldn't that be illegal? Is there a way to sue his ass for doing that? Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #15