End line (paraphrase): "Chic doesn't need eyes, she sees with her heart."
Uh, no she doesn't. She navigates through some method - probably a combination of smell and hearing - but it sure as hell in no way involves "hearing" with her heart. Neither her physical heart nor some kind of spiritual metaphor. Why not just end the report by saying angels have possessed this dog to perform supernatural acts of wonder and mystery? Geesh.