Just because you think you've made some startling revelation doesn't make it so. It makes no sense logically. Your syllogism fails at every level. Your nutball explanation that similarly tries to circularly justify your goofy argument fails even worse. I tried to be polite because I remember what it was like to be stoned and 18. Then I grew up and got an advanced education and learned how to construct and analyze arguments.
As others have pointed out atheism has nothing to do with 'belief' -- it is the default logical position in the absence of evidence.
Once in a while you get shown the light In the strangest of places if you look at it right.