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52. Naturally he expects his wife to do all the work. Typical freeper.

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lol, Freeper gives wife crazy post-Obama instructions [View all] Enrique Nov 2012 OP

I posted his real list earlier. Here it is again: FSogol Nov 2012 #1

Bwahahaha Dem2TheCore Nov 2012 #15

The crazy is strong... txdemsftw Nov 2012 #2

That guy JustAnotherGen Nov 2012 #3

Wait destroy all cell phones and don't use any land lines? upaloopa Nov 2012 #4

Maybe telepathy? teach1st Nov 2012 #10

Smoke signals? Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #33

It'll rot before he can use it all. kentauros Nov 2012 #86

Me think he didn't think this through.. Sheepshank Nov 2012 #41

That's what the 500 cords of wood are for muriel_volestrangler Nov 2012 #81

It's going to be hard for them to call... Science Geek Nov 2012 #93

One of the other Freepers suggested calico1 Nov 2012 #45

Probably because most of them know this guy is a poser siligut Nov 2012 #76

Notice how one of his next items is to tell visitors to "call first". Call with what? Erose999 Nov 2012 #55

Instructed my wife geomon666 Nov 2012 #5

Well, she doesn't actually 'live' with him, nor are they actually 'married'. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #69

Good advice... Mike Nelson Nov 2012 #6

Can we convince them ALL to do this? (N/t) Lefta Dissenter Nov 2012 #7

He forgot about his GUNZ!!!!!!!!!!! txdemsftw Nov 2012 #8

If I were his wife I'd give him just one instruction LynneSin Nov 2012 #9

I love #8: Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents. OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #11

I don't have a black box on my car Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #35

I think he means the computer that controls the engine... OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #48

Well in addition to reporting your wherabouts to FEMA, it also controls your fuel injectors and Erose999 Nov 2012 #57

Ohhh...that is the one that I use to check in with. Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #58

Good stuff, that Hornady. n/t appal_jack Nov 2012 #47

To be fair, the other Freeps are mostly laughing at him. TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #12

This post was so crazy even some of the Freepers were afraid. Jennicut Nov 2012 #13

Nice of him to offer to help... LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #14

500 cords of wood stored? Fumesucker Nov 2012 #16

8 feet * 4 feet = 32 sq ft. 32 sq ft * 500 each = 16,000 sq ft. FSogol Nov 2012 #22

I thought of it as 4 ft high x 4 wide x 4000 ft long Fumesucker Nov 2012 #30

Would he start the winter by taking the wood closest to the house or 4000 ft away? FSogol Nov 2012 #40

I'm surprised he didn't ask her to gather two of every species JBoy Nov 2012 #28

That was my first thought too. sufrommich Nov 2012 #42

8 hi x 20 w x 400 long = 20 garages full Coyotl Nov 2012 #64

I love #12... infidel dog Nov 2012 #17

So get rid of landlines, cell phones, AND internet, but require Proles Nov 2012 #18

Children's Band radio Fumesucker Nov 2012 #32

Yeah, lets get rid of our phones in favor of a system that will broadcast our convos to anyone who Erose999 Nov 2012 #61

Here's my list: shenmue Nov 2012 #19

If true, think about it....He had to instruct his wife to do all that because he has no clue... rustydog Nov 2012 #20

14. Hire a divorce lawyer Renew Deal Nov 2012 #21

That should be higher up HappyMe Nov 2012 #23

Friends should call first? JBoy Nov 2012 #24

The only other occupants of the basement he is typing from ... lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #27

Nope, they all overdosed on Cheetohs crumbs Fumesucker Nov 2012 #34

If his wife had any sense Aerows Nov 2012 #25

Is this a promise? GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #26

Even the other Freepers are incredulous WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2012 #29

He forgot Shankapotomus Nov 2012 #31

and condom-free porn Enrique Nov 2012 #38

Fucker...and *THIS* is why women voted for Obama Sheepshank Nov 2012 #36

If all the Conservatives stop using oil and gas, the prices of those things will go way down stevenleser Nov 2012 #37

Actually no. toddwv Nov 2012 #56

No matter how you slice it, the price would be lower than what it would have been. stevenleser Nov 2012 #66

Again, you're assuming localized supply and demand. toddwv Nov 2012 #78

No, I'm not, I'm doing the opposite, in fact. I dont think you are seeing it. stevenleser Nov 2012 #83

Where does one store 500 cords of wood? calico1 Nov 2012 #39

I got your 500 cords of wood right here! trailmonkee Nov 2012 #44

Funny.. calico1 Nov 2012 #54

the crazies have issues with calculations some times... math really screws with their heads? trailmonkee Nov 2012 #59

"Wanna buy some wood?" - W HooptieWagon Nov 2012 #87

do you know how much wood that is? Takes years to burn it all & by that time, it's rotted into soil wordpix Nov 2012 #88

Oh thanks for this. My best laugh of the day n/t coeur_de_lion Nov 2012 #43

I'm so glad Obama have us these free iPads to track guys like him. Thank you tax payers!! myrna minx Nov 2012 #46

I really hope my newly-assigned same-sex partner ... brett_jv Nov 2012 #50

Indeed comrade! myrna minx Nov 2012 #94

even the freeps think he's nuts.... stklurker Nov 2012 #49

The answer is simple NoPasaran Nov 2012 #77

He also claims he has "land mines and armored vehicles" sufrommich Nov 2012 #51

Naturally he expects his wife to do all the work. Typical freeper. yardwork Nov 2012 #52

Isn't that eerily similar to what the Jim Jones followers did? NNN0LHI Nov 2012 #53

Don't forget food. toddwv Nov 2012 #60

So, destroy all cell phones and have friends call prior to a visit so gate can be unlocked. Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #62

Good News. She and the children have crossed the border into a liberated state, Coyotl Nov 2012 #63

We're still going to find him... he can't hide from us!!! LeftinOH Nov 2012 #65

Just use Google Earth and look for 8 acres of stacked firewood. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2012 #75

+1000 !!! I fell out of my chair! HooptieWagon Nov 2012 #89

lol! wordpix Nov 2012 #90

I'm sure he's living his wet dream at the thought of this cherish44 Nov 2012 #67

"End all computer web services" -- oh please let that be #1! NYC Liberal Nov 2012 #68

I couldn't get past "Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs." Chorophyll Nov 2012 #70

Wonder if he knows they can trace money orders? madmom Nov 2012 #71

I feel sorry for the people around these nuts Dash87 Nov 2012 #72

Love his answer to how he's going to use the internet sufrommich Nov 2012 #73

"The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know abou lz1122 Nov 2012 #74

Why does she have to do these chores? treestar Nov 2012 #79

Wife's response tweet reggaehead Nov 2012 #80

I'm afraid to think of what's got this wacko so busy that he instructs his wife lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #82

LOL, oh goody, please go live in a cave too. Oh and can I have your "stuff" you know how all of us Raine Nov 2012 #84

One Question? FamilyMan Nov 2012 #85

"no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!" GREAT idea! wordpix Nov 2012 #91

His plan fills me with fear and remorse. Sheldon Cooper Nov 2012 #92