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In the discussion thread: What the fuck are "activated almonds?" [View all]

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 02:19 PM

LiberalEsto (16,763 posts)

127. First he has to catch and kill the emu

then he can start grinding it.

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135 replies	Author	Time	Post
What the fuck are "activated almonds?" [View all]	MrScorpio	Nov 2012	OP
Warning! Warning! Never activate the nut! Never!!	lob1	Nov 2012	#1
Yeah, bad things happen!	Indpndnt	Nov 2012	#15
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. nt	msanthrope	Nov 2012	#24
There's a reason nuts come de-activated!	DirkGently	Nov 2012	#38
There are experts who devote their lives to activating nuts...	CoffeeCat	Nov 2012	#106
What, no pizza?	pangaia	Nov 2012	#2
emu meatballs? LOL	limpyhobbler	Nov 2012	#3
Two, maybe three days of that diet	FrodosPet	Nov 2012	#44
You need the emu balls to turn-on ('activate') the almonds.	appal_jack	Nov 2012	#100
I'm guessing "sprouted" (raw almonds soaked for a number of hours)	eShirl	Nov 2012	#4
That is what they are. eom	Fawke Em	Nov 2012	#16
That's them. They cost more at the store and are supposed to be 'better.'	freshwest	Nov 2012	#76
There's a reasonable argument for activating them.	Xithras	Nov 2012	#121
I do that every time I make almond milk at home, but no oven, I keep them raw.	freshwest	Nov 2012	#125
"liver pate"	BumRushDaShow	Nov 2012	#5
Or anything liver	nobodyspecial	Nov 2012	#37
The combination of liver pate and licorice tea.......	Vanje	Nov 2012	#89
and his angry response was that he avoids "dead" food. So perhaps the liver is alive?	progressivebydesign	Nov 2012	#48
I would definitely lose weight on this diet because the thought of liver would make me throw up.	Arugula Latte	Nov 2012	#113
Eating like that must make you dorky-looking.	Ikonoklast	Nov 2012	#6
You have to call the 800# to confirm you've received your nuts before they activate them	pinboy3niner	Nov 2012	#7
Security question: What was the name of your first nut?	HereSince1628	Nov 2012	#12
Well, for YOU maybe.....	cliffordu	Nov 2012	#46
wait a minute... alkalized water + cider vinegar	eShirl	Nov 2012	#8
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that	NickB79	Nov 2012	#66
water + salt	muriel_volestrangler	Nov 2012	#85
What average person can either	Fawke Em	Nov 2012	#9
Exactly.	trotsky	Nov 2012	#83
Almonds soaked in water and allowed to sprout...	savebigbird	Nov 2012	#10
Like the man says	XemaSab	Nov 2012	#63
blech	smackd	Nov 2012	#11
"Went to eat a snack but my almonds are just sitting there, lifeless. What to do now?"	Junkdrawer	Nov 2012	#13
Try meeting your almonds at the door wearing nothing but some negligee...	Arugula Latte	Nov 2012	#117
Reserve almonds that get called up.	Robb	Nov 2012	#14
Hee. (nt)	Posteritatis	Nov 2012	#32
And sadly, they are especially susceptible to Shell Shock. nt	pinboy3niner	Nov 2012	#33
That's nuts.	Robb	Nov 2012	#36
Almonds that can now download updates....	Junkdrawer	Nov 2012	#17
The new age reply to the California Raisins?	hootinholler	Nov 2012	#18
Whatever you do, don't show them the	sufrommich	Nov 2012	#19
"alkalised" water?	surrealAmerican	Nov 2012	#20
You put it in a $1500-$2000 machine	jmowreader	Nov 2012	#59
Ah, but you've shown you have $2K to spend on a pointless machine	Retrograde	Nov 2012	#119
Or you could do this...	jmowreader	Nov 2012	#131
WW Ambassador? That diet could singlehandedly bring it down!	nolabear	Nov 2012	#21
I work in the nuclear industry	mick063	Nov 2012	#22
LOL Thank you	UtahLib	Nov 2012	#23
Dude, that stuff must cost $100 a day.	sadbear	Nov 2012	#25
you can eat once every couple weeks	rurallib	Nov 2012	#26
Hipster douchebag fad diet shit for rich idiots, looks like	Odin2005	Nov 2012	#27
+1	rad51	Nov 2012	#51
You give him a +1 and I don't know what the hell he's talking about...	fadedrose	Nov 2012	#65
You're not to old, maybe we're to young!	rad51	Nov 2012	#72
emu meatballs?!	frylock	Nov 2012	#28
"cultured vegies" - What The Fuck Food	Matariki	Nov 2012	#29
That stood out to me as well.	Barack_America	Nov 2012	#30
They are -- but these were grown at Oxford and heavily immersed	Buns_of_Fire	Nov 2012	#42
lol	HiPointDem	Nov 2012	#56
LMAO!	Odin2005	Nov 2012	#79
i think cultured means they were planted in an oyster	eShirl	Nov 2012	#74
Also, the lack of the second "g" in "veggies" is bothering me.	Arugula Latte	Nov 2012	#112
Who the hell has time to eat 6 times a day?!?!	Barack_America	Nov 2012	#31
Liver pate with avocados. Emu meatballs. Water with	TwilightGardener	Nov 2012	#34
And then, there's this	Matariki	Nov 2012	#35
DIY recipe:	jsr	Nov 2012	#39
lol gross	Matariki	Nov 2012	#40
And another:	FrodosPet	Nov 2012	#120
I think I just read something about a new love affair with carrots...	Barack_America	Nov 2012	#43
Reminds me of "fig-gate" in San Francisco	begin_within	Nov 2012	#49
I read about that trend in Sunset magazine--that the new thing is to prepare	TwilightGardener	Nov 2012	#62
Uh-huh. Use enough words and you can sell a shaved carrot for $40 a plate	Matariki	Nov 2012	#70
The elementary school lunch ladies have been on this for years. "Carrot coins" anyone?	Arugula Latte	Nov 2012	#116
another sign that this segment of the population has too damn much money. smoked fucking water	HiPointDem	Nov 2012	#57
Brought to you by Chevron...	CoffeeCat	Nov 2012	#105
No acai?	Retrograde	Nov 2012	#41
Is that a joke? Live pate? wtf? Who fucking eats like that???	progressivebydesign	Nov 2012	#45
I eat liver pate all the time	spinbaby	Nov 2012	#84
If you ate like that, you'd live to be 150, but you would hate your life.	begin_within	Nov 2012	#47
This guy cooks/eats 6 times a day. Eating crappy, tasteless food IS his life.	Barack_America	Nov 2012	#50
Never heard of 'em, and I'm a bit of a foodie. I just saw that he has 'Emu meatballs' on his	codjh9	Nov 2012	#52
How many trends can you fit into one advertisement?	susanna	Nov 2012	#53
I'd rather be fat than eat Emu meatballs. nt	LittlestStar	Nov 2012	#54
I hear it tastes like ostrich	Retrograde	Nov 2012	#123
let alone 'cultured' vegies & alkalised water. the guy eats emu meatballs for chrissake. Emu?	HiPointDem	Nov 2012	#55
I think he is Australian	muriel_volestrangler	Nov 2012	#87
apparently living and working in the us, though.	HiPointDem	Nov 2012	#108
"Seven Network" is Australian	muriel_volestrangler	Nov 2012	#109
my error, then.	HiPointDem	Nov 2012	#110
I've sworn off inert almonds	Canuckistanian	Nov 2012	#58
LOL....	OneGrassRoot	Nov 2012	#88
..	Canuckistanian	Nov 2012	#126
It's gettin' REAL	XemaSab	Nov 2012	#60
Y'know, the problem is...	jmowreader	Nov 2012	#61
I had to look this up:	Le Taz Hot	Nov 2012	#64
And that is called fucking sauerkraut by non-assholes	Matariki	Nov 2012	#71
Or kimchi. :) n/t	susanna	Nov 2012	#73
I think that dude eats some weird shit.	LeftyMom	Nov 2012	#67
This diet will help you lose weight	Tabasco_Dave	Nov 2012	#68
or because you won't want to eat it (unless you add Tabasco!)	SaveAmerica	Nov 2012	#98
How much Tabasco would you need to consume that?	jmowreader	Nov 2012	#134
Anyone want to hazard a guess at what this all costs?	NickB79	Nov 2012	#69
man, his shit is probably healthier than half the stuff I eat....	trailmonkee	Nov 2012	#75
Pretentious asshole. n/t	MadrasT	Nov 2012	#77
Exactly. You beat me to it.	A HERETIC I AM	Nov 2012	#78
A new kind of enema. You can eat it or just read it. Either causes a movement.	lonestarnot	Nov 2012	#80
That's nuts	liberal N proud	Nov 2012	#81
Ack!	HappyMe	Nov 2012	#82
This thread is my favorite thing in the whole world.	WilliamPitt	Nov 2012	#86
Apparently there is a hidden button on almonds that you have to press to make them healthier.	Jamastiene	Nov 2012	#90
The 'free' batteries that come	HappyMe	Nov 2012	#96
This diet sounds almost obsessive-compulsive	LiberalEsto	Nov 2012	#91
He has to spend part of the day grinding up emus. And then	TwilightGardener	Nov 2012	#93
First he has to catch and kill the emu	LiberalEsto	Nov 2012	#127
You can buy emu pre-killed, but I'm not sure you would want to	jmowreader	Nov 2012	#135
Dude sure eats a lot of activated almonds.	Arkana	Nov 2012	#92
Posted this link on my facebook page	WilliamPitt	Nov 2012	#94
Eat food, not too much, mostly plants.	GoneOffShore	Nov 2012	#95
Really. You know how I lost 65 lbs.?	Hissyspit	Nov 2012	#128
he must spend all day "cooking"	ceile	Nov 2012	#97
"Pete Evans cops Twitter rampage after activated almonds meal diary"	ceile	Nov 2012	#99
LOL	mindfulNJ	Nov 2012	#102
So, basically, from that article, it says:	Jamastiene	Nov 2012	#103
Too funny	A HERETIC I AM	Nov 2012	#104
'Activated' almonds are brainwashed cashews who have been awakened with a special cue word.	randome	Nov 2012	#101
Emu meatballs? Cacaou nibs? Goij and Stevia muffin?	Tommy_Carcetti	Nov 2012	#107
Wanna meet the guy who has to harvest the emus for this dude.	Arkana	Nov 2012	#122
Frankly, it's the deactivated almonds you should worry about...	Javaman	Nov 2012	#111
The pretentiousness is burning my eyeballs.	Dash87	Nov 2012	#114
It's indistinguishable from a comic stereotype of pretense	demwing	Nov 2012	#130
Were they sleeper almonds before they were activated? n/t	cynatnite	Nov 2012	#115
5th column almonds?	Gidney N Cloyd	Nov 2012	#118
OMG! "Manchurian Almonds!"	Gidney N Cloyd	Nov 2012	#124
What a bunch of pretentious activated elitist horseshit	demwing	Nov 2012	#129
Ughh, that food sounds revolting	libguyob_19556dd	Nov 2012	#132
Ughh, that food sounds revolting	libguyob_19556dd	Nov 2012	#133

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