Someone should build a haunted house where scenes from the Bible are acted out. It could be called "Yahweh's House of Hate." There could be actor's portraying the slaughter of heathen villages in the name of Yahweh. Sacrifice a bunch of animals and burn them in a big bonfire. Push Jezebel out of a window and let the dogs eat her body. The Bible is scarier than anything in haunted houses.