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In the discussion thread: Almost 1.4 Million Pledge For Jesus as Write-In Candidate in 2012, as Disgruntled Evangelicals Vent [View all]

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Sun Oct 28, 2012, 10:29 AM

coalition_unwilling (14,180 posts)

136. Coffee, meet monitor! :) - n/t

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Almost 1.4 Million Pledge For Jesus as Write-In Candidate in 2012, as Disgruntled Evangelicals Vent [View all]	unhappycamper	Oct 2012	OP
Possibly the most tortured first sentence in history.	WilliamPitt	Oct 2012	#1
The sentenagraph (paragraph-long sentence)...	redqueen	Oct 2012	#35
A contender for the Bulwer-Lytton Award, I'd say	riqster	Oct 2012	#52
Dunno - Dickens, Milton, Faulkner et al did quite well with them. nt	dmallind	Oct 2012	#114
Journalism != literature. nt	redqueen	Oct 2012	#124
A sterling effort, indeed. nt	bemildred	Oct 2012	#56
Man, no kidding.	calimary	Oct 2012	#105
All I can say is	BlueToTheBone	Oct 2012	#2
+1	redqueen	Oct 2012	#36
I'm all for it. I think I will go tell them that I will also vote for Jesus.	Motown_Johnny	Oct 2012	#3
Amen, and may a lot of their right-wing confreres follow suit in Pennsylvania and Maine! n/t	Vogon_Glory	Oct 2012	#11
I just sent it out on Facebook!	Viva_La_Revolution	Oct 2012	#27
I put it on Facebook too, saying all true believers would do this	Motown_Johnny	Oct 2012	#30
This is good	siligut	Oct 2012	#92
I wonder which states these Jesus Party voters are from?	Rosa Luxemburg	Oct 2012	#4
Denial, Confusion, Ignorance, and Fear.	Ikonoklast	Oct 2012	#34
Not necessarily	aletier_v	Oct 2012	#40
If those are the states, then we can find some of those folks right here.	cleanhippie	Oct 2012	#62
One day, Mankind will stop being superstitious.	Ikonoklast	Oct 2012	#71
OT somewhat, but Richard Pryor as usual nails it:	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#127
Like one of my favorite bands says...	reflection	Oct 2012	#81
+1	sarcasmo	Oct 2012	#126
so they are gonna vote for a hispanic?	hfojvt	Oct 2012	#5
Are they asking to see his birth certificate first?	Coyotl	Oct 2012	#6
well in fairness, he was born before the ratification of The Constitution	cojoel	Oct 2012	#64
Praise the Lord and pass the damn peas!	nc4bo	Oct 2012	#7
Virgil Goode might play a spoiler role	tabbycat31	Oct 2012	#50
Jesus doesn't meet the age requirement.	WinkyDink	Oct 2012	#8
He certainly does! He's over 35 years old	Wednesdays	Oct 2012	#14
Well, if you're counting the Resurrected Years!	WinkyDink	Oct 2012	#24
A vote for Jesus Christ isn't a vote for Mitt Romney	RomneyLies	Oct 2012	#9
Thats what I said... Hopefully, this gets lots of play in the MSM, lets go for 2 million Pledges!	winstars	Oct 2012	#28
Big problem!	greatauntoftriplets	Oct 2012	#10
Geography, science, history (except Biblical) matters not to this crew. nm	nc4bo	Oct 2012	#12
Biblical history doesn't matter to them either.	eomer	Oct 2012	#22
lol	unhappycamper	Oct 2012	#13
Maybe it's okay since he wasn't born in Kenya.	greatauntoftriplets	Oct 2012	#49
OT somewhat, but brings to mind a classic from former Rape-publican NC Senator Jesse Helms:	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#129
I don't know why anyone would want to vote for	nichomachus	Oct 2012	#15
Well, how do your roses look?	A HERETIC I AM	Oct 2012	#97
Great.	JackN415	Oct 2012	#16
Decided to go for the liberal after all. N/T	Bonhomme Richard	Oct 2012	#17
it's funny because it's true!	renate	Oct 2012	#107
Liberal? You mean the Communist, right? - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#130
We definitely need to encourage this behavior.	eppur_se_muova	Oct 2012	#18
Reality is just better than anything you could make up. nt	bemildred	Oct 2012	#19
Bless their hearts...I thought they didn't want to vote for a non-citizen	Maeve	Oct 2012	#20
Awesome	gollygee	Oct 2012	#21
The Jesus has my vote as well	tjwash	Oct 2012	#23
This comes as no surprise to me.	PotatoChip	Oct 2012	#25
"...writing in Santorum."??? Isn't that consiidered a fetish of some sort?	Ikonoklast	Oct 2012	#46
Eeeew I know. 'Ick' is the definitely the right word.	PotatoChip	Oct 2012	#53
I'd hate to have to be the guy who hand counts THOSE ballots.	Warren DeMontague	Oct 2012	#111
I would encourage all right wing fundamentalists to do this n/t	etherealtruth	Oct 2012	#26
This is a great idea for a movie	Johonny	Oct 2012	#29
LOL!	PotatoChip	Oct 2012	#37
True! They really wouldn't want Jesus in charge...	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#47
You forgot	femrap	Oct 2012	#102
LOL!	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#118
They'll be pissed when they find out	tabasco	Oct 2012	#31
Very true...	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#39
Christ for President!!!	morningfog	Oct 2012	#32
I wonder how the Electoral college would deal with a Jesus presidency?	Rosa Luxemburg	Oct 2012	#85
Who could possibly be more qualified than Jesus?	LisaL	Oct 2012	#33
I highly encourage this behavior.	TwilightGardener	Oct 2012	#38
"Mopsy? Why are we voting for our gardener again?"	Robb	Oct 2012	#41
Jesus already has the Highest Office in the Universe	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#42
Jesus Is The Best. Amen Hallelujah!	jsr	Oct 2012	#43
Jesus is just alright by me	Retrograde	Oct 2012	#99
I just posted this on FB for	Skidmore	Oct 2012	#44
I just posted that on Face Book. I got some crazy fundie	Autumn	Oct 2012	#45
He will be the first Jewish president!	Tanuki	Oct 2012	#48
Hah! Good one! First a Muslim, now a Jew! :) - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#131
I'm not sure he's the man for the job	theKed	Oct 2012	#51
He can walk on water.	LisaL	Oct 2012	#54
Gets pretty easy	theKed	Oct 2012	#79
Not to mention he never travelled more than 400 miles in his whole life.	A HERETIC I AM	Oct 2012	#108
Coffee meet monitor. No fair :) - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#132
Good! That's 1.4 million less votes for the GOP. nt.	OldDem2012	Oct 2012	#55
Exactly, hope this happens in lots of states	Thinkingabout	Oct 2012	#104
Hard to believe they would vote for a Jew	itsrobert	Oct 2012	#57
so they are gonna vote for a dark skinned...	SHRED	Oct 2012	#58
Jesus Saves! He might even save this election nt	progree	Oct 2012	#59
fingers crossed	EC	Oct 2012	#60
What a bunch of maroons	azureblue	Oct 2012	#61
I agree 100%	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#119
I want to see his birth certificate.	glinda	Oct 2012	#63
I just wrote a web script that is atutomatically entering data into their system..	DCBob	Oct 2012	#65
They either removed it or it isn't working. n/t	ohheckyeah	Oct 2012	#98
I got it up to 1.5M then killed it myself.	DCBob	Oct 2012	#100
I got it running again..	DCBob	Oct 2012	#101
That people cannot get beyond religion and race in an election astonishes me	AllyCat	Oct 2012	#66
So these folks have a choice between a Mormon, a Socialist, and a Christian.	progressivebydesign	Oct 2012	#67
I wonder what human form he would take IF he somehow won?	Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel	Oct 2012	#68
He? I've seen God and she's black! :) - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#133
If those are votes NOT going for Romney, I'll take it.	DinahMoeHum	Oct 2012	#69
Voting machines do not have a place for write-ins. Is that against the law?	DhhD	Oct 2012	#70
If that is the case, why hasn't the corporate media	Iliyah	Oct 2012	#72
But! Jesus doesn't have a US birth certificate! nt	Bernardo de La Paz	Oct 2012	#73
What a fucked up bunch of people	DainBramaged	Oct 2012	#74
I put that on my FB this morning. Four of my fundie relatives have shared it.	Autumn	Oct 2012	#94
I believe it...	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#121
United States of Canada vs JesusLand	Bernardo de La Paz	Oct 2012	#75
WOW ... If that doesn't scare you ... check your pulse, you might be dead.	Orbit1	Oct 2012	#76
Does this mean Jesus will become the Ralph Nader of the GOP?	DisgustipatedinCA	Oct 2012	#77
How many of these people think Jesus was white?	NYC Liberal	Oct 2012	#78
As North Carolina Rape-publican Senator Jesse Helms is reported to have once said, "If	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#134
A little background on the Rev. Keller	Iwillnevergiveup	Oct 2012	#80
I'd rather have them voting for Jesus than for Romney	Anthony McCarthy	Oct 2012	#82
at least there would be a split Repub vote	Rosa Luxemburg	Oct 2012	#86
Candidate Jesus asks for your vote.	Arugula Latte	Oct 2012	#83
This could be proof that Jesus saves. If Jesus	Zorra	Oct 2012	#84
Amen to that!	cheezmaka	Oct 2012	#120
Has this made it to the MSM yet?	Rosa Luxemburg	Oct 2012	#87
K&R. Glad to hear it.	Overseas	Oct 2012	#88
oh those jewish rabbis' - middle east-like peace coming to a town near you	toby jo	Oct 2012	#89
jesus was a rabbi	datasuspect	Oct 2012	#90
I know dude, I don't buy into the narrative	toby jo	Oct 2012	#95
The evangelicals need to know this:	LeftInTX	Oct 2012	#91
Another DUer mentioned a cartoon...........holy jeez. For those who can't comprehend the rituals	nc4bo	Oct 2012	#93
holy shit- is that for real?	upi402	Oct 2012	#103
There is a link to a state-level breakdown of laws regarding write-ins	adamuu	Oct 2012	#96
First Latino President	JI7	Oct 2012	#106
Hah! Good one :) - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#135
In other news...	A HERETIC I AM	Oct 2012	#109
Coffee, meet monitor! :) - n/t	coalition_unwilling	Oct 2012	#136
Good. n/t	leeroysphitz	Oct 2012	#110
I heartily encourage them in this brave, important effort.	Warren DeMontague	Oct 2012	#112
Wow and people complained about Barack Obama's vacations	Doodler71	Oct 2012	#113
No HERE's a theological dilemma...	brooklynite	Oct 2012	#115
Did you see the vote for satan link?	BainsBane	Oct 2012	#116
Do they know that Jesus wasn't born in the United States?	Blue_In_AK	Oct 2012	#117
I support this 100%	ncav53	Oct 2012	#122
I've got no problem with this	theHandpuppet	Oct 2012	#123
Obama wins, thanks Idiots.	sarcasmo	Oct 2012	#125
Did anyone click on the voting for satan link?	IVoteDFL	Oct 2012	#128

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