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Possibly the most tortured first sentence in history. WilliamPitt Oct 2012 #1
The sentenagraph (paragraph-long sentence)... redqueen Oct 2012 #35
A contender for the Bulwer-Lytton Award, I'd say riqster Oct 2012 #52
Dunno - Dickens, Milton, Faulkner et al did quite well with them. nt dmallind Oct 2012 #114
Journalism != literature. nt redqueen Oct 2012 #124
A sterling effort, indeed. nt bemildred Oct 2012 #56
Man, no kidding. calimary Oct 2012 #105
All I can say is BlueToTheBone Oct 2012 #2
+1 redqueen Oct 2012 #36
I'm all for it. I think I will go tell them that I will also vote for Jesus. Motown_Johnny Oct 2012 #3
Amen, and may a lot of their right-wing confreres follow suit in Pennsylvania and Maine! n/t Vogon_Glory Oct 2012 #11
I just sent it out on Facebook! Viva_La_Revolution Oct 2012 #27
I put it on Facebook too, saying all true believers would do this Motown_Johnny Oct 2012 #30
This is good siligut Oct 2012 #92
I wonder which states these Jesus Party voters are from? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #4
Denial, Confusion, Ignorance, and Fear. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #34
Not necessarily aletier_v Oct 2012 #40
If those are the states, then we can find some of those folks right here. cleanhippie Oct 2012 #62
One day, Mankind will stop being superstitious. Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #71
OT somewhat, but Richard Pryor as usual nails it: coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #127
Like one of my favorite bands says... reflection Oct 2012 #81
+1 sarcasmo Oct 2012 #126
so they are gonna vote for a hispanic? hfojvt Oct 2012 #5
Are they asking to see his birth certificate first? Coyotl Oct 2012 #6
well in fairness, he was born before the ratification of The Constitution cojoel Oct 2012 #64
Praise the Lord and pass the damn peas! nc4bo Oct 2012 #7
Virgil Goode might play a spoiler role tabbycat31 Oct 2012 #50
Jesus doesn't meet the age requirement. WinkyDink Oct 2012 #8
He certainly does! He's over 35 years old Wednesdays Oct 2012 #14
Well, if you're counting the Resurrected Years! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #24
A vote for Jesus Christ isn't a vote for Mitt Romney RomneyLies Oct 2012 #9
Thats what I said... Hopefully, this gets lots of play in the MSM, lets go for 2 million Pledges! winstars Oct 2012 #28
Big problem! greatauntoftriplets Oct 2012 #10
Geography, science, history (except Biblical) matters not to this crew. nm nc4bo Oct 2012 #12
Biblical history doesn't matter to them either. eomer Oct 2012 #22
lol unhappycamper Oct 2012 #13
Maybe it's okay since he wasn't born in Kenya. greatauntoftriplets Oct 2012 #49
OT somewhat, but brings to mind a classic from former Rape-publican NC Senator Jesse Helms: coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #129
I don't know why anyone would want to vote for nichomachus Oct 2012 #15
Well, how do your roses look? A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #97
Great. JackN415 Oct 2012 #16
Decided to go for the liberal after all. N/T Bonhomme Richard Oct 2012 #17
it's funny because it's true! renate Oct 2012 #107
Liberal? You mean the Communist, right? - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #130
We definitely need to encourage this behavior. eppur_se_muova Oct 2012 #18
Reality is just better than anything you could make up. nt bemildred Oct 2012 #19
Bless their hearts...I thought they didn't want to vote for a non-citizen Maeve Oct 2012 #20
Awesome gollygee Oct 2012 #21
The Jesus has my vote as well tjwash Oct 2012 #23
This comes as no surprise to me. PotatoChip Oct 2012 #25
"...writing in Santorum."??? Isn't that consiidered a fetish of some sort? Ikonoklast Oct 2012 #46
Eeeew I know. 'Ick' is the definitely the right word. PotatoChip Oct 2012 #53
I'd hate to have to be the guy who hand counts THOSE ballots. Warren DeMontague Oct 2012 #111
I would encourage all right wing fundamentalists to do this n/t etherealtruth Oct 2012 #26
This is a great idea for a movie Johonny Oct 2012 #29
LOL! PotatoChip Oct 2012 #37
True! They really wouldn't want Jesus in charge... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #47
You forgot femrap Oct 2012 #102
LOL! cheezmaka Oct 2012 #118
They'll be pissed when they find out tabasco Oct 2012 #31
Very true... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #39
Christ for President!!! morningfog Oct 2012 #32
I wonder how the Electoral college would deal with a Jesus presidency? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #85
Who could possibly be more qualified than Jesus? LisaL Oct 2012 #33
I highly encourage this behavior. TwilightGardener Oct 2012 #38
"Mopsy? Why are we voting for our gardener again?" Robb Oct 2012 #41
Jesus already has the Highest Office in the Universe cheezmaka Oct 2012 #42
Jesus Is The Best. Amen Hallelujah! jsr Oct 2012 #43
Jesus is just alright by me Retrograde Oct 2012 #99
I just posted this on FB for Skidmore Oct 2012 #44
I just posted that on Face Book. I got some crazy fundie Autumn Oct 2012 #45
He will be the first Jewish president! Tanuki Oct 2012 #48
Hah! Good one! First a Muslim, now a Jew! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #131
I'm not sure he's the man for the job theKed Oct 2012 #51
He can walk on water. LisaL Oct 2012 #54
Gets pretty easy theKed Oct 2012 #79
Not to mention he never travelled more than 400 miles in his whole life. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #108
Coffee meet monitor. No fair :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #132
Good! That's 1.4 million less votes for the GOP. nt. OldDem2012 Oct 2012 #55
Exactly, hope this happens in lots of states Thinkingabout Oct 2012 #104
Hard to believe they would vote for a Jew itsrobert Oct 2012 #57
so they are gonna vote for a dark skinned... SHRED Oct 2012 #58
Jesus Saves! He might even save this election nt progree Oct 2012 #59
fingers crossed EC Oct 2012 #60
What a bunch of maroons azureblue Oct 2012 #61
I agree 100% cheezmaka Oct 2012 #119
I want to see his birth certificate. glinda Oct 2012 #63
I just wrote a web script that is atutomatically entering data into their system.. DCBob Oct 2012 #65
They either removed it or it isn't working. n/t ohheckyeah Oct 2012 #98
I got it up to 1.5M then killed it myself. DCBob Oct 2012 #100
I got it running again.. DCBob Oct 2012 #101
That people cannot get beyond religion and race in an election astonishes me AllyCat Oct 2012 #66
So these folks have a choice between a Mormon, a Socialist, and a Christian. progressivebydesign Oct 2012 #67
I wonder what human form he would take IF he somehow won? Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Oct 2012 #68
He? I've seen God and she's black! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #133
If those are votes NOT going for Romney, I'll take it. DinahMoeHum Oct 2012 #69
Voting machines do not have a place for write-ins. Is that against the law? DhhD Oct 2012 #70
If that is the case, why hasn't the corporate media Iliyah Oct 2012 #72
But! Jesus doesn't have a US birth certificate! nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2012 #73
What a fucked up bunch of people DainBramaged Oct 2012 #74
I put that on my FB this morning. Four of my fundie relatives have shared it. Autumn Oct 2012 #94
I believe it... cheezmaka Oct 2012 #121
United States of Canada vs JesusLand Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2012 #75
WOW ... If that doesn't scare you ... check your pulse, you might be dead. Orbit1 Oct 2012 #76
Does this mean Jesus will become the Ralph Nader of the GOP? DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2012 #77
How many of these people think Jesus was white? NYC Liberal Oct 2012 #78
As North Carolina Rape-publican Senator Jesse Helms is reported to have once said, "If coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #134
A little background on the Rev. Keller Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #80
I'd rather have them voting for Jesus than for Romney Anthony McCarthy Oct 2012 #82
at least there would be a split Repub vote Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #86
Candidate Jesus asks for your vote. Arugula Latte Oct 2012 #83
This could be proof that Jesus saves. If Jesus Zorra Oct 2012 #84
Amen to that! cheezmaka Oct 2012 #120
Has this made it to the MSM yet? Rosa Luxemburg Oct 2012 #87
K&R. Glad to hear it. Overseas Oct 2012 #88
oh those jewish rabbis' - middle east-like peace coming to a town near you toby jo Oct 2012 #89
jesus was a rabbi datasuspect Oct 2012 #90
I know dude, I don't buy into the narrative toby jo Oct 2012 #95
The evangelicals need to know this: LeftInTX Oct 2012 #91
Another DUer mentioned a cartoon...........holy jeez. For those who can't comprehend the rituals nc4bo Oct 2012 #93
holy shit- is that for real? upi402 Oct 2012 #103
There is a link to a state-level breakdown of laws regarding write-ins adamuu Oct 2012 #96
First Latino President JI7 Oct 2012 #106
Hah! Good one :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #135
In other news... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #109
Coffee, meet monitor! :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #136
Good. n/t leeroysphitz Oct 2012 #110
I heartily encourage them in this brave, important effort. Warren DeMontague Oct 2012 #112
Wow and people complained about Barack Obama's vacations Doodler71 Oct 2012 #113
No HERE's a theological dilemma... brooklynite Oct 2012 #115
Did you see the vote for satan link? BainsBane Oct 2012 #116
Do they know that Jesus wasn't born in the United States? Blue_In_AK Oct 2012 #117
I support this 100% ncav53 Oct 2012 #122
I've got no problem with this theHandpuppet Oct 2012 #123
Obama wins, thanks Idiots. sarcasmo Oct 2012 #125
Did anyone click on the voting for satan link? IVoteDFL Oct 2012 #128
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