If The Donald frees that badger that he's keeping hostage on his head by Halloween… [View all]

[MrScorpio]

To the satisfaction of all my conditions and caveats, I will publicly declare that he's a true friend of captive head badgers everywhere and will receive an honorary commendation from the organization that I've just started, Free The Captive Head Badgers of America.

So, Don, if you truly love captive head badgers, and we all know that you do, go ahead and free your own… Do the right thing, my friend.