"Head up your rear end". Or maybe I could have said "head in the sand".
Maybe that'll soothe the sensitive among us. I just thought having your head up your "ass" sounded more effective. Seriously though, anyone who doesn't think that this thing can't be stolen outright and nothing will end up being done about it and/or underestimates the stupidity of the voting public has a short memory indeed. Again, 2004 anyone?