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You may be a republican if... [View all] porphyrian Oct 2012 OP
You post you maybe threads! whistler162 Oct 2012 #1
-1 L0oniX Oct 2012 #114
Ha! porphyrian Oct 2012 #117
...you judge patriotism by the number of American flags and ribbon magnets someone has. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #2
...you insist the media is liberal until it says something you like. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #3
And completely miss the ludicrous paradox of doing so. Indpndnt Oct 2012 #78
Thanks. porphyrian Oct 2012 #81
...you believe you engender Christianity in your hatred of homosexuals, Muslims, compassion... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #4
...you go out of your way to destroy an Obama sign, then complain that Biden was a "bully." n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #5
...you preach intolerance of homosexuality, then get caught with meth and a male prostitute. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #6
Or you hate children, old people, in between people, sick people, homeless people, animals, the lonestarnot Oct 2012 #7
. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #10
I have a few. Tennessee Gal Oct 2012 #8
Good. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #11
Good, but small correction. Romney hasn't even release two years' of full tax returns. yardwork Oct 2012 #109
You may be a republican if... Flashmann Oct 2012 #9
Heh. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #12
....if whatever Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh says... RichGirl Oct 2012 #13
Nice. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #18
...you cannot offer a definition of socialism, communism, Marxism or even capitalism begin_within Oct 2012 #14
...or be bothered to look any of them up. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #20
... protecting your values means making the values of others illegal. tarheelsunc Oct 2012 #15
! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #21
the TRUTH! 2theleft Oct 2012 #55
THIS! liberalmuse Oct 2012 #77
...there is a sawhorse with a piece of carpet over it in your driveway for 12 years begin_within Oct 2012 #16
Ha! I had that neighbor... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #22
...you believe Fox News isn't "fair and balanced," it's too damn liberal! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #17
You may be a republican if... theKed Oct 2012 #19
Right? n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #23
Now DAMMIT!! Flashmann Oct 2012 #24
...you think that going to church for 1 hour on Sunday makes up for what you did during the week begin_within Oct 2012 #25
Bible Belters go on Wednesday, too, just in case. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #26
Hey..I recognize that Flashmann Oct 2012 #28
You may be a republican if... gr8dane_daddy Oct 2012 #27
Surely none of these would run for office, though... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #30
Surely none of these would run for office Flashmann Oct 2012 #34
And if they did, surely the voters pscot Oct 2012 #97
Oh.....Yes.....Of course.... Flashmann Oct 2012 #98
...you are in favor of tax cuts for the rich because you are sure that someday you will be rich begin_within Oct 2012 #29
They think that right up until they retire and try to live on Social Security and Medicare. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #31
At first I thought I fit one criteria. lalalu Oct 2012 #32
Sorry about that. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #36
LOL, I am just kidding you. lalalu Oct 2012 #44
Thanks. porphyrian Oct 2012 #46
...you are alive to call the French "cowards" because people in the Underground died saving your... porphyrian Oct 2012 #33
you keep up the premise that tax cuts are a miracle cure for every ill ... zbdent Oct 2012 #35
If only they cured hypocrisy. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #38
...your forwarded e-mail messages display all the recipients, and include all previous forwardings begin_within Oct 2012 #37
Hey, now, that's an effective way to stop those e-mails, too. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #39
LMAO! Flashmann Oct 2012 #42
They get back the emails they forwarded themselves treestar Oct 2012 #56
...and can't figure out why or how to change it begin_within Oct 2012 #62
Awesome thread, thanx for posting x n/t darkangel218 Oct 2012 #40
Thank you. porphyrian Oct 2012 #41
...you believe all welfare should be cut, as long as you aren't getting it yourself. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #43
and the "nee-grows" and "mex-hi-cans" aren't. n/t Risen Demon Oct 2012 #102
Right, no brown people at all. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #140
...you think we should be drilling for fossil fuels in national parks to bring down gas prices... porphyrian Oct 2012 #45
If you outsource jobs to China and make money off that and are a defendant in an anti-trust suit. lonestarnot Oct 2012 #50
Hmm...I wonder what his taxes show... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #51
You mean the ones we will NEVER see? lonestarnot Oct 2012 #54
Surely he has nothing to hide... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #58
No, he's paying someone to do that for him. lonestarnot Oct 2012 #72
... porphyrian Oct 2012 #80
He's a "creator." lonestarnot Oct 2012 #85
He really is. He creates bullshit. He creates conspiracy. He creates comedy routines... n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #87
Bullshit Mountain and in a real way, it is not comedy, but reality. lonestarnot Oct 2012 #154
Sad, but true. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #155
...you believe you're a patriot, but actively try to disenfranchise American voters. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #47
...you practially worship the military, until the soldiers come home wounded or traumatized. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #48
...you would rather subsidize a multimillion dollar corporation than give a poor single mother... porphyrian Oct 2012 #49
I especially love this one. liberalmuse Oct 2012 #82
The Reagan years were the first time I noticed homeless people on the streets. porphyrian Oct 2012 #84
...your definition of "liberal media" is ABC, CNN, NBC and MSNBC begin_within Oct 2012 #52
...you believe anything that comes out of Paul Ryan's mouth. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #53
...you vote against tax increases yet complain that government services are inadequate begin_within Oct 2012 #57
Maybe they think the Santa Ana winds are part of the liberal global warming conspiracy to raise... porphyrian Oct 2012 #61
wouldn't surprise me, begin_within Oct 2012 #67
... porphyrian Oct 2012 #143
subversive to progress and human decency JackN415 Oct 2012 #59
Republicans or this thread? n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #66
republican philosophy, modus operandi in one word = subversive JackN415 Oct 2012 #73
Check. Thanks. porphyrian Oct 2012 #75
you think corporations are people, too. 2theleft Oct 2012 #60
! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #63
yep, you might be a republican if you believe newspeak Oct 2012 #83
you push adoption instead of abortion, but you have never adotped or fostered one of thousands.. 2theleft Oct 2012 #64
...and don't want tax revenue to pay for them, either. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #69
You believe that YOU will still be able to take advantage of the "safety net".... YoungDemCA Oct 2012 #65
No office for them! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #68
You own guns and hunt but also vote for people that will boot you out of your favorite brewens Oct 2012 #70
Right? Why would a corporation clear cut and pave over ten acres of forest? porphyrian Oct 2012 #71
...you spend hours each day ranting about society's parasites from your room at your mother's house. porphyrian Oct 2012 #74
...you talk authoritatively about things Jesus hates. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #76
You worship Jesus, but loathe everything He practiced and preached. Indpndnt Oct 2012 #93
Right on. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #103
...you defend corporations' rights to fire employees, are anti-union, anti-Obamacare... porphyrian Oct 2012 #79
...you have no problem with everything Romney says being corrected later by his spokespeople. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #86
...your children have been busted multiple times with crack in a zero tolerance state... porphyrian Oct 2012 #88
...you believe that privatizing something will make it cost less to you begin_within Oct 2012 #89
Empirical data states the opposite, but they don't let the facts get in the way of doctrine. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #105
...you believe that if something horrible happens to someone, "it's God's will" begin_within Oct 2012 #90
That one's particularly offensive. They use it to justify their successes, too. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #106
...if a Democratic politician does something wrong, they need to be crucified, but if a Republican begin_within Oct 2012 #91
Newt Gingrich was a contender for republican candidate. Family values? 'Nuff said. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #107
Recommended. William769 Oct 2012 #92
Thanks. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #108
Sums it up. JDPriestly Oct 2012 #94
Aren't young republicans so introspective and deep? n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #110
Sorry about my horrid grammar in that post. JDPriestly Oct 2012 #146
No problem. porphyrian Oct 2012 #147
You blame teachers LWolf Oct 2012 #95
Long enough to bust their unions and end tenure, anyway. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #111
You can perform a colonoscopy on yourself by simply opening your eyes. 11 Bravo Oct 2012 #96
Ha! porphyrian Oct 2012 #104
You attack the wrong country VWolf Oct 2012 #99
"They tried to kill my daddy!" n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #112
...you scream bloody murder about nonexistent Democratic voter fraud meow2u3 Oct 2012 #100
They're still under investigation, I understand. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #113
...if HYPOCRISY is your middle name We People Oct 2012 #101
Everyone is a hypocrite at times, but it's so much more obnoxious to be a self-righteous hypocrite. porphyrian Oct 2012 #116
..the only font you know is Arial and all your memes were done in MS Paint begin_within Oct 2012 #115
I'm not sure they're aware of how to change the font, anyway. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #118
...spelling is optional on your protest sign. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #119
...you throw tantrums over how much tax money is wasted on things that spend less than 1%. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #120
You believe your party is for liberty CheapShotArtist Oct 2012 #121
! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #122
...you refuse to sit next to Jon Sununu and know why. porphyrian Oct 2012 #123
You may be a republican... MizzM Oct 2012 #124
They don't want tax dollars paying for all of those cosmetic abortions! n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #126
...you see nothing wrong with coercing your employees to vote the way you want them to. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #125
...you think class warfare is illegal begin_within Oct 2012 #127
...you have not mentioned G. W. Bush at all in 2012. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #128
This message was self-deleted by its author DireStrike Oct 2012 #129
Socialists vs. Communists is actually a complicated issue DireStrike Oct 2012 #130
They would have turned off as soon as you said "Marx." porphyrian Oct 2012 #131
...you need a convenient excuse to hang out with the openly racist. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #132
...you blame the President for not creating jobs instead of the obstructionist republicans... porphyrian Oct 2012 #133
...it's easier for you to believe that "illegal immigrants stole your job" than... porphyrian Oct 2012 #134
They took er jaaabs! Risen Demon Oct 2012 #141
... porphyrian Oct 2012 #142
you eat your own poo! n/t guardian Oct 2012 #135
Some dog owners won't like that one. porphyrian Oct 2012 #136
...you spend more time worrying about how others use their genetalia than how much you use yours.n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #137
...you support drone strikes, charter schools, Bonobo Oct 2012 #138
...you think lynching an empty chair from your tree in the South is a funny political statement. porphyrian Oct 2012 #139
... your shoe size is five points higher than your IQ Bozita Oct 2012 #144
They don't believe in numbers unless they are in their bank account. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #148
You think it's treasonous for anyone to criticize the president during a time of war...but only bluethruandthru Oct 2012 #145
Why do they hate America? porphyrian Oct 2012 #149
You may be a republican if... Arkansas Granny Oct 2012 #150
...and disregard the parts that contradict what you believe. porphyrian Oct 2012 #151
...you believe grandma is OK with using coupons to get her Medicare. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #152
...you home school your children to protect them from the theory of evolution. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #153
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