11. Fie on all of them. I've switched to TRU TV (formerly The Court Channel).
Where we can watch Ron and his psycho friend Bobby repossess cars ("Lizard Lick Towing").
They get a call. They traipse out into the boonies. They get into a scuffle. They bring back the car (or truck, whatever), triumphant. The owners come to the office and make a lot of noise and knock a picture or two from the walls. The end. Next week on Lizard Lick Towing: We do it all again (apparently, nobody in the Raleigh area pays for their cars).
"Lizard Lick Towing: England" premieres next week. Be sure to watch as Bobby refuses to drive on the left side of the road and hilarity ensues.
Hey, it's all entertainment. Nothing more. Once you realize that, it can be appreciated (or not) for what it is.
If you'll excuse me, "The World's Dumbest CEOs" is on...
Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up.