Is the yellow cake made by my Kenyan running mates grandmother that baked it into his birth certificate, and sold it to Iran for authenticity. That is the only reason he is able to run for President - his birth certificate is in the hands of Iranian terrorists and African cake bakers.
They are repeatedly blackmailing him to suppress release of his association with that cake, his grandmother and his mother. My opponent would have otherwise suppressed that he ever had an association with a mother, specifically his own. My opponent states that he has a father, but we see no evidence that he did, in fact, have a mother or a father. He may have been budded.