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Quantess

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95. Come join the free-love orgy in the sand!
Wed Oct 3, 2012, 12:26 PM
Oct 2012

We expect you to be good at naked hacky sack, so...bring it!
Oh, and bring plenty of weed because we suck on bongs all day long, and Skeezit gets extra bong rips because he is nice and braids our pubic hair into friendhip bracelets.

Maybe you can tell us about your friend Glenn Beck.

He will try to make pancakes, fail, then fire the help to feel better. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #1
He'll become a commentator on the FOX Business network or CNBC DonViejo Oct 2012 #2
He will write a book about how America is now doomed while the stock market reaches record highs.n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #3
He'll write a book about how the left wing media screwed him. Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #47
Right, like Fox News. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #48
he won't be heard from again in politics graham4anything Oct 2012 #4
Produce, write and star in his own sitcom . . . fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #5
Maybe he'll Flashmann Oct 2012 #6
Let's win the election first. The polls are "tightening." Cybercat Oct 2012 #7
Link to that "assertion"? uppityperson Oct 2012 #9
CNN, Huffington Post, MSNBC Cybercat Oct 2012 #14
You know how to write station names. Good for you. How about a link to your "assertion"? uppityperson Oct 2012 #28
It's on all the news stations, but fine here are some links: Cybercat Oct 2012 #54
Huffpo is full of shit and your CNN link says nothing about "tightening". oops uppityperson Oct 2012 #61
Post removed Post removed Oct 2012 #69
Yes, it is. And you call me "delusional" for saying so? Hahahahahaha. uppityperson Oct 2012 #82
You're not making any sense. nt Cybercat Oct 2012 #86
Heard it on every program on MSNBC all morning. Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #53
Buy my cable or satellite programming? I'll send you my paypal account Thanks! uppityperson Oct 2012 #63
still pretending to be one of us? scheming daemons Oct 2012 #10
You're hilarious. Cybercat Oct 2012 #13
If your post count isn't above a certain Missycim Oct 2012 #16
So all members here started out as Rove plants? Great logic there. Cybercat Oct 2012 #27
I meant to say if you don't tow the line and have a low post count Missycim Oct 2012 #34
Tow the line? LOL. Cybercat Oct 2012 #46
It's bad form to argue with a troll who is trying to support trolling. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #70
+1 Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #116
I like the ones who get PPRed and then come back Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #94
Oh my stalker is stalking Missycim Oct 2012 #104
Not stalking Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #111
I guess a stalker finds the stalkee Missycim Oct 2012 #119
Exactly! fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #37
Relax. Just stick to your points and don't let anyone rile you. randome Oct 2012 #43
Lol, he's gone but I'm sure he will appreciate the support! sabrina 1 Oct 2012 #117
You got it right! DonViejo Oct 2012 #109
you've been here a week scheming daemons Oct 2012 #21
I see a bunch of regulars acting like trolls here constantly. And obsessing about post counts? Cybercat Oct 2012 #32
Really? Come on . . . fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #26
go read his hidden thread scheming daemons Oct 2012 #38
Unfortunately not available. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #77
Here uppityperson Oct 2012 #106
'Unhappy troll' PPR'd by MIRT's DURHAM D... freshwest Oct 2012 #110
OH NOES!!!!1111!!!!elevenses Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #11
Remember when we had a Democratic congress that could pass laws? Cybercat Oct 2012 #22
I bet that was upsetting to you, wasn't it? Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #29
Yes, because I like winning elections. Some people would be happy if the party consisted of three.. Cybercat Oct 2012 #36
Yes, they may stay home. Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #42
Maybe you better tell Nate Silver and ElectoralVote.com GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #62
but, but, but, HuffPo says different and "they aren't full of shit"!!!1111 uppityperson Oct 2012 #65
Post removed Post removed Oct 2012 #72
This will not end well. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #83
Just in case he choses to delete, here is the post " Isn't the word "uppity" a slur against black" uppityperson Oct 2012 #93
It won't matter in a few minutes. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #98
Thank you. Appreciate it. eom uppityperson Oct 2012 #102
Won't happen I'm sure. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #99
oh, oh, well smack my bottom hard! GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #75
This message was self-deleted by its author uppityperson Oct 2012 #81
Come join the free-love orgy in the sand! Quantess Oct 2012 #95
"Why" do you keep "using" quotation marks where "they're" not needed "?" Iggo Oct 2012 #105
Maybe he'll Palinize his life, but with money? uppityperson Oct 2012 #8
Well, he certainly won't eat any babies. Stop spreading those rumors, already. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #12
Didn't he join BA? GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #68
Yes, but everyone relapses. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #74
True that. But maybe he hasn't eaten a whole one. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #90
Twelve step programs don't make that distinction. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #96
File an amended return exboyfil Oct 2012 #15
(((Bingo))) Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #67
My bad. I won't spread rumors that he ties his dog to the roof or cuts off the hair of gay boys. Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #17
Don't forget........ imanamerican63 Oct 2012 #57
He'll be crushed beneath the tangled wreckage of the lies and contradictions he's been spewing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #18
I wouldn't be surprised TlalocW Oct 2012 #19
He will ride Rifalca into the sunset. randome Oct 2012 #20
He'll amend his tax returns. LOL. myrna minx Oct 2012 #23
You win the thread, Myrna. hifiguy Oct 2012 #40
Grow a beard and gain 50 pounds, like Al Gore. reformist2 Oct 2012 #24
He will retroactively UN-retire from Bain! randome Oct 2012 #25
Try to start a Christian rock band. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #30
He will adopt Paul Ryan as his sixth son. randome Oct 2012 #31
Buy out God when God suggests He has more money. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #33
Take Palin as a second wife. randome Oct 2012 #35
With any luck, he will disappear in a puff of smoke, hifiguy Oct 2012 #39
Embrace his ethnic heritage and have his skin painted lizard green. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #41
He'll gather as many $100 bills as he can find ... NHDEMFORLIFE Oct 2012 #44
Buy all of the toys in the world and destroy them before Cheney can do it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #45
Visit his off-shore money to reassure he still has it..... Historic NY Oct 2012 #49
Shoot Rafalca in the head for embarrassing him in London. randome Oct 2012 #50
Have a buddy force all of their company's employees to shake his hand and offer condolences. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #51
He'll go back to leading Bain and will try to undermine the U.S. economy whenever possible. Indpndnt Oct 2012 #52
He looks like a huckster musician on a riverboat to me. grasswire Oct 2012 #55
Devote all of his time to fighting Lyme disease in Virginia. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #56
Return to Foxconn for repairs. randome Oct 2012 #58
Flee South Florida after a short attempt at a Spanish Al Jolson stage revival. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #59
Stab Santa through the fucking heart! randome Oct 2012 #60
...to spite the parasites who don't take responsibility for themselves. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #66
Offer to help Japan at the Fukishima reactor. randome Oct 2012 #64
Get a job as the Evil Queen's mirror, tell her what she wants to hear. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #71
He will amend his 2011 tax return MiniMe Oct 2012 #73
+1 nt ecstatic Oct 2012 #124
He will bitch-slap Paul Ryan on live TV. randome Oct 2012 #76
Yeah, I'd pay for that, too. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #80
Finally think of a snappy comeback to that 47% thing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #78
He will sit back and have a cup of joe. randome Oct 2012 #79
Try out an Oral Roberts white streak in his hair, decide against it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #84
Visit school bus stops Brewinblue Oct 2012 #85
And cut their hair if it's too long! randome Oct 2012 #89
Take up bee farming. randome Oct 2012 #87
Tell Ann the opposite of what he said yesterday, insist it is the same thing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #88
Or just remove her battery and put her back in the closet. randome Oct 2012 #91
Get his shirt back from the cleaners after those Qdoba people touched it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #92
Get hammered KamaAina Oct 2012 #97
I'd be glad to have a few with him! randome Oct 2012 #103
Tease kids in a public school with a wad of cash, then chastise them for being freeloaders. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #100
Get a tattoo of Paul Ryan's likeness imprinted on his arm. randome Oct 2012 #101
Get blamed by the republican party for their failure. porphyrian Oct 2012 #107
Count his money. Iggo Oct 2012 #108
Crush the beginnings of feelings of empathy by harvesting capital from a Midwestern factory. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #112
Real Housewives of La Jolla nt alsame Oct 2012 #113
Dress as Paul Ryan for Halloween, piss Ryan off for wearing the same costume he's worn. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #114
Buy a house on Kolob graywarrior Oct 2012 #115
He'll invite Harry Reid to his home for dinner... Donkees Oct 2012 #118
Log in to DU as Cybercat, get tombstoned. porphyrian Oct 2012 #120
LOL Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #121
Develop a new workout video involving flip-flopping to music. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #122
Continue being rich... ileus Oct 2012 #123
He will release the Kraken!!! randome Oct 2012 #125
He'll amend his tax returns for the last 2 years thelordofhell Oct 2012 #126
He'll have his accountant update his 2010 return to claim that full charitable deduction! Walk away Oct 2012 #127
He will end poverty. porphyrian Oct 2012 #128
He will reveal that he is actually an elaborate Banksy piece. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #129
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