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He will try to make pancakes, fail, then fire the help to feel better. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #1
He'll become a commentator on the FOX Business network or CNBC DonViejo Oct 2012 #2
He will write a book about how America is now doomed while the stock market reaches record highs.n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #3
He'll write a book about how the left wing media screwed him. Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #47
Right, like Fox News. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #48
he won't be heard from again in politics graham4anything Oct 2012 #4
Produce, write and star in his own sitcom . . . fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #5
Maybe he'll Flashmann Oct 2012 #6
Let's win the election first. The polls are "tightening." Cybercat Oct 2012 #7
Link to that "assertion"? uppityperson Oct 2012 #9
CNN, Huffington Post, MSNBC Cybercat Oct 2012 #14
You know how to write station names. Good for you. How about a link to your "assertion"? uppityperson Oct 2012 #28
It's on all the news stations, but fine here are some links: Cybercat Oct 2012 #54
Huffpo is full of shit and your CNN link says nothing about "tightening". oops uppityperson Oct 2012 #61
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Yes, it is. And you call me "delusional" for saying so? Hahahahahaha. uppityperson Oct 2012 #82
You're not making any sense. nt Cybercat Oct 2012 #86
Heard it on every program on MSNBC all morning. Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #53
Buy my cable or satellite programming? I'll send you my paypal account Thanks! uppityperson Oct 2012 #63
still pretending to be one of us? scheming daemons Oct 2012 #10
You're hilarious. Cybercat Oct 2012 #13
If your post count isn't above a certain Missycim Oct 2012 #16
So all members here started out as Rove plants? Great logic there. Cybercat Oct 2012 #27
I meant to say if you don't tow the line and have a low post count Missycim Oct 2012 #34
Tow the line? LOL. Cybercat Oct 2012 #46
It's bad form to argue with a troll who is trying to support trolling. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #70
+1 Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #116
I like the ones who get PPRed and then come back Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #94
Oh my stalker is stalking Missycim Oct 2012 #104
Not stalking Kingofalldems Oct 2012 #111
I guess a stalker finds the stalkee Missycim Oct 2012 #119
Exactly! fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #37
Relax. Just stick to your points and don't let anyone rile you. randome Oct 2012 #43
Lol, he's gone but I'm sure he will appreciate the support! sabrina 1 Oct 2012 #117
You got it right! DonViejo Oct 2012 #109
you've been here a week scheming daemons Oct 2012 #21
I see a bunch of regulars acting like trolls here constantly. And obsessing about post counts? Cybercat Oct 2012 #32
Really? Come on . . . fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #26
go read his hidden thread scheming daemons Oct 2012 #38
Unfortunately not available. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #77
Here uppityperson Oct 2012 #106
'Unhappy troll' PPR'd by MIRT's DURHAM D... freshwest Oct 2012 #110
OH NOES!!!!1111!!!!elevenses Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #11
Remember when we had a Democratic congress that could pass laws? Cybercat Oct 2012 #22
I bet that was upsetting to you, wasn't it? Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #29
Yes, because I like winning elections. Some people would be happy if the party consisted of three.. Cybercat Oct 2012 #36
Yes, they may stay home. Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #42
Maybe you better tell Nate Silver and ElectoralVote.com GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #62
but, but, but, HuffPo says different and "they aren't full of shit"!!!1111 uppityperson Oct 2012 #65
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This will not end well. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #83
Just in case he choses to delete, here is the post " Isn't the word "uppity" a slur against black" uppityperson Oct 2012 #93
It won't matter in a few minutes. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2012 #98
Thank you. Appreciate it. eom uppityperson Oct 2012 #102
Won't happen I'm sure. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #99
oh, oh, well smack my bottom hard! GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #75
This message was self-deleted by its author uppityperson Oct 2012 #81
Come join the free-love orgy in the sand! Quantess Oct 2012 #95
"Why" do you keep "using" quotation marks where "they're" not needed "?" Iggo Oct 2012 #105
Maybe he'll Palinize his life, but with money? uppityperson Oct 2012 #8
Well, he certainly won't eat any babies. Stop spreading those rumors, already. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #12
Didn't he join BA? GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #68
Yes, but everyone relapses. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #74
True that. But maybe he hasn't eaten a whole one. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #90
Twelve step programs don't make that distinction. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #96
File an amended return exboyfil Oct 2012 #15
(((Bingo))) Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #67
My bad. I won't spread rumors that he ties his dog to the roof or cuts off the hair of gay boys. Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #17
Don't forget........ imanamerican63 Oct 2012 #57
He'll be crushed beneath the tangled wreckage of the lies and contradictions he's been spewing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #18
I wouldn't be surprised TlalocW Oct 2012 #19
He will ride Rifalca into the sunset. randome Oct 2012 #20
He'll amend his tax returns. LOL. myrna minx Oct 2012 #23
You win the thread, Myrna. hifiguy Oct 2012 #40
Grow a beard and gain 50 pounds, like Al Gore. reformist2 Oct 2012 #24
He will retroactively UN-retire from Bain! randome Oct 2012 #25
Try to start a Christian rock band. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #30
He will adopt Paul Ryan as his sixth son. randome Oct 2012 #31
Buy out God when God suggests He has more money. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #33
Take Palin as a second wife. randome Oct 2012 #35
With any luck, he will disappear in a puff of smoke, hifiguy Oct 2012 #39
Embrace his ethnic heritage and have his skin painted lizard green. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #41
He'll gather as many $100 bills as he can find ... NHDEMFORLIFE Oct 2012 #44
Buy all of the toys in the world and destroy them before Cheney can do it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #45
Visit his off-shore money to reassure he still has it..... Historic NY Oct 2012 #49
Shoot Rafalca in the head for embarrassing him in London. randome Oct 2012 #50
Have a buddy force all of their company's employees to shake his hand and offer condolences. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #51
He'll go back to leading Bain and will try to undermine the U.S. economy whenever possible. Indpndnt Oct 2012 #52
He looks like a huckster musician on a riverboat to me. grasswire Oct 2012 #55
Devote all of his time to fighting Lyme disease in Virginia. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #56
Return to Foxconn for repairs. randome Oct 2012 #58
Flee South Florida after a short attempt at a Spanish Al Jolson stage revival. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #59
Stab Santa through the fucking heart! randome Oct 2012 #60
...to spite the parasites who don't take responsibility for themselves. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #66
Offer to help Japan at the Fukishima reactor. randome Oct 2012 #64
Get a job as the Evil Queen's mirror, tell her what she wants to hear. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #71
He will amend his 2011 tax return MiniMe Oct 2012 #73
+1 nt ecstatic Oct 2012 #124
He will bitch-slap Paul Ryan on live TV. randome Oct 2012 #76
Yeah, I'd pay for that, too. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #80
Finally think of a snappy comeback to that 47% thing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #78
He will sit back and have a cup of joe. randome Oct 2012 #79
Try out an Oral Roberts white streak in his hair, decide against it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #84
Visit school bus stops Brewinblue Oct 2012 #85
And cut their hair if it's too long! randome Oct 2012 #89
Take up bee farming. randome Oct 2012 #87
Tell Ann the opposite of what he said yesterday, insist it is the same thing. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #88
Or just remove her battery and put her back in the closet. randome Oct 2012 #91
Get his shirt back from the cleaners after those Qdoba people touched it. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #92
Get hammered KamaAina Oct 2012 #97
I'd be glad to have a few with him! randome Oct 2012 #103
Tease kids in a public school with a wad of cash, then chastise them for being freeloaders. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #100
Get a tattoo of Paul Ryan's likeness imprinted on his arm. randome Oct 2012 #101
Get blamed by the republican party for their failure. porphyrian Oct 2012 #107
Count his money. Iggo Oct 2012 #108
Crush the beginnings of feelings of empathy by harvesting capital from a Midwestern factory. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #112
Real Housewives of La Jolla nt alsame Oct 2012 #113
Dress as Paul Ryan for Halloween, piss Ryan off for wearing the same costume he's worn. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #114
Buy a house on Kolob graywarrior Oct 2012 #115
He'll invite Harry Reid to his home for dinner... Donkees Oct 2012 #118
Log in to DU as Cybercat, get tombstoned. porphyrian Oct 2012 #120
LOL Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #121
Develop a new workout video involving flip-flopping to music. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #122
Continue being rich... ileus Oct 2012 #123
He will release the Kraken!!! randome Oct 2012 #125
He'll amend his tax returns for the last 2 years thelordofhell Oct 2012 #126
He'll have his accountant update his 2010 return to claim that full charitable deduction! Walk away Oct 2012 #127
He will end poverty. porphyrian Oct 2012 #128
He will reveal that he is actually an elaborate Banksy piece. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #129
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