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In the discussion thread: Mitt doesn't understand why the windows don't open in a jet airplane. [View all]

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Tue Sep 25, 2012, 06:29 AM

sarge43 (17,460 posts)

176. Yup. Somewhere in the vastness of the cosmos,

in that spaceship of the imagination, Carl Sagan is banging his forehead bloody on the control panel.

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179 replies	Author	Time	Post
Mitt doesn't understand why the windows don't open in a jet airplane. [View all]	MindPilot	Sep 2012	OP
REALLY, Mitt? Omigod.	CaliforniaPeggy	Sep 2012	#1
Do you think he knows there's not much oxygen up there anyway?	Barack_America	Sep 2012	#97
That's my question..	Why Syzygy	Sep 2012	#160
Oxygen is not fuel for a fire	ashling	Sep 2012	#162
Yeah, why NOT a wing window, like they used to have in cars. Duhhhhh	dixiegrrrrl	Sep 2012	#109
That's frighteningly stupid	Warpy	Sep 2012	#2
and it would feed the fire	Angry Dragon	Sep 2012	#3
Mitt is too stupid to understand the basics of aviation.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#12
thank for typing this so i don't have to...	Blue_Tires	Sep 2012	#129
Don't worry; it's physically impossible to open airplane doors	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#13
you can't make anything foolproof	Warpy	Sep 2012	#70
True, but opening airplane doors isn't that easy	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#72
There was one incident that happened on the cargo plane I worked on in the Air Force	cpwm17	Sep 2012	#96
This was an aircraft that was mostly depressurized already	Major Nikon	Sep 2012	#115
Exactly	cpwm17	Sep 2012	#154
What's more frightening is that he thinks it a problem.	MindPilot	Sep 2012	#14
OMG! Too funny!	sammytko	Sep 2012	#23
Pay for it by cutting insulin subsidies at schools for terminally diabetic children	demwing	Sep 2012	#76
Good one!	classof56	Sep 2012	#90
A problem for him to invest his personal millions in.	Barack_America	Sep 2012	#107
"No Passenger Left Behind" as they are sucked out into the atmosphere at 30,000 feet.	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#145
I'm convinced his diplomas were bought and paid for by dad..n/t	monmouth	Sep 2012	#19
Actually, I think his dad had more integrity than that	demwing	Sep 2012	#79
Someone SHOULD ask...	Plucketeer	Sep 2012	#84
...and that breeze would be 50-60 degrees below zero.	MercutioATC	Sep 2012	#27
But don't you see? It would put the fire out.	kestrel91316	Sep 2012	#39
Yeah, but those jet engines are noisy.	MercutioATC	Sep 2012	#41
What's really truly frighteningly stupid...	amerciti001	Sep 2012	#167
Love it. "I had lunch with a secretly conservative Liberal (can't tell you his name)". . .	Journeyman	Sep 2012	#4
Clint Eastwood. :>)	pangaia	Sep 2012	#46
Um...hello? Clint spoke at the R. Convention. And no way is Mel Brooks not a Democrat!	WinkyDink	Sep 2012	#52
Mel Brooks? I hadn't heard that before. nt	Cha	Sep 2012	#88
Mel recently turned Republican	Texas-Limerick	Sep 2012	#149
link, please? this seems astonishingly unlikely. n/t	eggplant	Sep 2012	#166
It was tongue in cheek	Texas-Limerick	Sep 2012	#170
Wait a sec,...Who exactly was claiming WE "think they're victims"?	Spitfire of ATJ	Sep 2012	#73
Well, Mitt thinks he is a victim because he isn't Latino. He says being Latino would	tblue37	Sep 2012	#101
Naw,...it drips too much...	Spitfire of ATJ	Sep 2012	#103
Kelsey Grammer is a well-known conservative as well. nt	NickB79	Sep 2012	#125
yeah, but like all whiny republicans he complains ... that he's no longer a-list since he "came out"	unblock	Sep 2012	#126
he had already come out when he won multiple emmys	JI7	Sep 2012	#175
yup. still, he complains....	unblock	Sep 2012	#177
What about those mask-like apparati that fall from the thing over your head?	DollarBillHines	Sep 2012	#5
That's what I thought - has he never flown commercially?	treestar	Sep 2012	#28
Private aircraft do have them.	DollarBillHines	Sep 2012	#36
About 15 years ago, my sister was on a flight that landed with such a hard bump that the oxygen mask	gkhouston	Sep 2012	#100
Yep, each one drops down in front of you along with a private EMT.	Indpndnt	Sep 2012	#111
You only need them because	Jackpine Radical	Sep 2012	#30
Maybe they could install some ventilated box-type units on the roof.	DollarBillHines	Sep 2012	#38
Oxygen masks on airliners only deploy in case of cabin depressurization, what you need for smoke....	LongTomH	Sep 2012	#156
I was looking for The Onion link	demtenjeep	Sep 2012	#6
Aparently he has never seen this...	MindPilot	Sep 2012	#9
Ummm... that's been debunked many times.	PavePusher	Sep 2012	#65
Oh come on...	MindPilot	Sep 2012	#86
My bad. I'm up past my brain's bed-time.	PavePusher	Sep 2012	#108
Well, sort of...	Hissyspit	Sep 2012	#119
Yikes! Maybe I'll stop trying to get a window seat when I fly.	FailureToCommunicate	Sep 2012	#151
Just don't sleep leaning against the window/wall. n/t	PavePusher	Sep 2012	#163
Damn, didn't realize you beat me to it!	robertpaulsen	Sep 2012	#143
Now wait just a damn minute.	nolabear	Sep 2012	#7
It seems that he doesn't know how to put out a fire.	slampoet	Sep 2012	#8
Feed it oxygen and fires go out. Everyone knows this.	Ikonoklast	Sep 2012	#32
good lord.	renate	Sep 2012	#10
Yes, why does he think he knows better?	treestar	Sep 2012	#71
Sooo?	DemKittyNC	Sep 2012	#11
If I could rec your post a brazillion times I would. Some coffee on keyboard but that's ok..LOL..n/	monmouth	Sep 2012	#21
Mitts response: well, thats what dogs do in a car when they're not tied to the roof, so why can't a	CAG	Sep 2012	#26
HA!	Aeroette	Sep 2012	#60
hehe	DemKittyNC	Sep 2012	#66
Seamus had lots of fresh air, and he never caught on fire once.	JBoy	Sep 2012	#93
And this guy wants to be president? Wow, just... wow.	Initech	Sep 2012	#15
That is amazingly stupid.	Bluenorthwest	Sep 2012	#16
He still calls it an aircraft	Mponti	Sep 2012	#17
This drives Chris Matthews absolutely crazy!	tallahasseedem	Sep 2012	#57
He can be Dick-tater of Dumbfuckistan. Nt	PCIntern	Sep 2012	#18
Oh now I would really like to see a Survivor show starring Twit Mitt.	Kalidurga	Sep 2012	#20
Heck, Gilligan's Island would be good enough.	hunter	Sep 2012	#24
yep, with Ryan as Gilligan	CrazyOrangeCat	Sep 2012	#43
My God, HOW COULD ANYONE want him for a president..he	onecent	Sep 2012	#22
Mitt's preferred form of travel	chowder66	Sep 2012	#25
How convient! Some actor said that to him, but Mitt "can't" tell us who it was. Uh, huh. nt	patrice	Sep 2012	#29
And this idiot wants to be our president? He makes Jr. look like a genius.	appleannie1	Sep 2012	#31
Mitt is lying through his pearlies. That "Liberal actor" story made the rounds on gossip sites	WinkyDink	Sep 2012	#33
Photo of Romney with this caption needed!	frogmarch	Sep 2012	#34
I thought the cockpit ones did	ryan_cats	Sep 2012	#35
They do. Most airplanes have cockpit side windows that can be opened	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#50
Shhh! They don't tell Mitt that they open...	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#77
fwiw, here is info and photo of the plane type. Idiot, cruises @ 529 mph	uppityperson	Sep 2012	#37
LOL Presidential candidate's wife rockin' a CANADIAN-MADE airframe!	Blue_Tires	Sep 2012	#133
Maybe he needs a convertible plane.............	thelordofhell	Sep 2012	#40
Two things....	Cali_Democrat	Sep 2012	#42
Take him to 30k feet and blow the hatch.	liberal N proud	Sep 2012	#44
This message was self-deleted by its author	bupkus	Sep 2012	#49
LOL!	Jennicut	Sep 2012	#98
OMG...!!	ailsagirl	Sep 2012	#45
PROOF that Romney LIED with that "actor" story (BESIDES the obvious counter-example of Clint!):	WinkyDink	Sep 2012	#47
Let's not forget these celebrities...	Spitfire of ATJ	Sep 2012	#81
Diane Keaton wore the "Annie Hall" hat to the WH? Cool!...or something...	Ken Burch	Sep 2012	#92
Hell, even REAGAN was a Hollywood Republican	tarheelsunc	Sep 2012	#136
Isn't that Tony Bennett to the right of Dudley Moore?	redqueen	Sep 2012	#137
I thought so too.	Spitfire of ATJ	Sep 2012	#142
No, that's Gary Morton, Lucille Ball's husband	SemperEadem	Sep 2012	#147
Ah, thanks.	redqueen	Sep 2012	#153
Sounds like he was exaggerating for dramatic effect.	Ruby the Liberal	Sep 2012	#48
Mitt has no common sense.	oldbanjo	Sep 2012	#51
Reminiscent of his	Laurajr	Sep 2012	#53
Didn't Payne Stewart die because his window DID open? or at least the seals failed?	angstlessk	Sep 2012	#54
Google is your friend. "Undetermined reasons."	WinkyDink	Sep 2012	#59
EXACTLY...depressurazation...open windows would cause that at high altitudes!	angstlessk	Sep 2012	#62
How can you say 'Undetermined reasons." when what you link to says	angstlessk	Sep 2012	#63
Why did it lose pressure?	whopis01	Sep 2012	#114
No. The likely cause was a failure of the pressurization system.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2012	#69
+1	Blue_Tires	Sep 2012	#131
I urge Romney to attempt to open an aircraft window in flight. I'm sure he'll	Proles	Sep 2012	#55
I know I would be! ;) nt	tblue37	Sep 2012	#102
K&R nt	avebury	Sep 2012	#56
Please tell mehow you get into Harvard grad school not knowing this...	CTyankee	Sep 2012	#58
My sister has a Doctors Degree, but has no common sense.	oldbanjo	Sep 2012	#64
Are they the ones that open the doors on the subs?	Rozlee	Sep 2012	#157
Well THIS ought to scare you: I have met a significant number of physicians over	kestrel91316	Sep 2012	#85
By having a wealthy, connected father.	Marr	Sep 2012	#110
Mittens, I think we all wish those windows did open.	Curmudgeoness	Sep 2012	#61
Why, did he fart?	Freddie	Sep 2012	#67
The man's about as sharp as a bowling ball... n/t	backscatter712	Sep 2012	#68
There's a silver lining here...	DreamGypsy	Sep 2012	#74
I am sick of these motherfucking snakes	central scrutinizer	Sep 2012	#113
Yeah, where's Samuel Jackson when you need him?	cascadiance	Sep 2012	#135
Oh dear. This just gets worser and worser.	AllyCat	Sep 2012	#75
Help me, DU! I'm on the verge of feeling sorry for this numbnuts!	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#78
He needs to join Arthur Weasley's project of finding out how airplanes stay up n/t	eridani	Sep 2012	#80
If only airplanes had O2 masks above each seat. nt	ZombieHorde	Sep 2012	#82
Pssst - I know who the actor was	ThoughtCriminal	Sep 2012	#83
yeah, open the window for the dumb ass ...	YOHABLO	Sep 2012	#87
I bet mitt's Lying his head off about "the liberal voter"..	Cha	Sep 2012	#89
The science is weak with this one. MMMmmm, yes... n/t	4lbs	Sep 2012	#91
Yup. Somewhere in the vastness of the cosmos,	sarge43	Sep 2012	#176
I think Mitt SHOULD have a campaign plane where the windows open	jmowreader	Sep 2012	#94
He's officially a MORON. He probably doesn't know how the radio works with	valerief	Sep 2012	#95
Wow. He's just a dim bulb, isn't he?	TwilightGardener	Sep 2012	#99
this is just the cherry on top	nycbiscuit	Sep 2012	#104
Maybe the windows to his plane SHOULD open--in midair	meow2u3	Sep 2012	#105
LMAO, that was just hilarious! xD	AverageJoe90	Sep 2012	#106
Does he also think they need to put screen doors on submarines? nt	BarackTheVote	Sep 2012	#112
I zipped through the comments, waiting for a punchline that said this was a joke	spiderpig	Sep 2012	#116
They couldn't open the windows	DearAbby	Sep 2012	#117
No no no you must NEVER refer to it as an airplane it's "airCRAFT" just as it's NEVER sports	Raine	Sep 2012	#118
kick	kestrel91316	Sep 2012	#120
.	Barack_America	Sep 2012	#132
Well what's next?	Dread Pirate Roberts	Sep 2012	#121
That would explain why Gary Oldman, Kelsey Grammar, and Clint Eastwood can't find work.	Bucky	Sep 2012	#122
Not to mention the drop in temperature	nichomachus	Sep 2012	#123
He should add this to his platform.	LisaL	Sep 2012	#124
Did Mitt mistake the "Airplane" comedy movie as a documentary on how to handle aircraft emergencies?	Larkspur	Sep 2012	#127
That's as effing stupid as Reagan's "tree pollution" inanity.	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#128
A friend just explained it. It's all a matter of economics	nichomachus	Sep 2012	#130
next he'll want screen doors in submarines.nt	Javaman	Sep 2012	#134
Damndest thing, planes don't have external luggage racks either!	chknltl	Sep 2012	#138
Shit Mitt, haven't you ever seen Goldfinger?	robertpaulsen	Sep 2012	#139
Probably because the Big Government FAA won't allow it.	Doctor_J	Sep 2012	#140
Damn Regulations!	Marie Marie	Sep 2012	#150
This is exactly the kind of overy burdensome regulation that Obama has	Doctor_J	Sep 2012	#178
Oh My F**king God!!	uponit7771	Sep 2012	#141
You will be	SunsetDreams	Sep 2012	#159
Mitt and Ann should fly bi-planes in the future	LondonReign2	Sep 2012	#144
With seamus in a cage on the wing	SmittynMo	Sep 2012	#164
No one can be this stupid.	SmittynMo	Sep 2012	#165
Mitt Romney's Decompression Airlines	Evasporque	Sep 2012	#146
There are so many things wrong with this	taught_me_patience	Sep 2012	#148
Mittens is going to put The Onion out of business!	LongTomH	Sep 2012	#152
I'd be glad to install a sliding class door on willards plane, no charge	ruffburr	Sep 2012	#155
I thought this was an Onion story.	DCBob	Sep 2012	#158
I actually thought Mitt was kinda smart at first	War Horse	Sep 2012	#161
One would think he might have picked up on that after playing	SirRevolutionary	Sep 2012	#168
Saw the text below in the comments at Think Progress ... LOL	Tx4obama	Sep 2012	#169
Crazy, man. Crazy	MrScorpio	Sep 2012	#171
K & R	Care Acutely	Sep 2012	#172
..	Jamaal510	Sep 2012	#173
Mitt Romney: The gift that keeps giving.	KANTANA	Sep 2012	#174
Ummmmm...Willard.....	polmaven	Sep 2012	#179

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