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...on Lurch the Fucking Stiff'sTM stupid fucking comment on aircraft windows in a pressurized airplane.

1. You stupid dumb fuck, the design of the windows is based on overall aircraft design, which allows the packs - don't ask me to explain, you're too fucking stupid to understand - to deliver air to the cabin to pressurize the airplane to a level of 8,000'. We, who understand science and the principles of differential pressure, know that if you - and you, being a fucking moron would - open a window at 30,000' you would equalize the pressure causing an explosive or rapid rate of decompression, leading to the next point.

2. A person exposed rapidly to an altitude of 30,000', you fucking walking wad of brown splat, is unsurvivable due to the lack of oxygen at that level. In addition, lickspittle, the temperature at that level - what us pilots, something you could never be, you fucking wannabe poser, call FL300 - has a standard temperature of -45C (so you don't burst that pin head of yours that's about -48F), which would turn your pasty body ice stiff (well, maybe for you, you Fucking Stiff, that's a natural state). Point is, fuckstain, you have a Time of Useful Consciousness of about 60 seconds or less at that altitude and a normal person would be turned into a block of ice.

3. The crew, that would be the folks in the front of the airplane who actually passed calculus and physics courses, are trained to manage an emergency like smoke in the cabin and did exactly what they needed to do to ensure a safe outcome to the event. In this case, they made a rapid descent to 10,000' and landed at the closest suitable airport. Good on them, they saved your despicable, detestable wife, I hope you thanked them, but I'm betting you didn't do that. In addition, the cabin crew, whom I know you didn't deign to thank were an integral part of the safety process during the event, but, of course, they only earn about 25K so you probably didn't even acknowledge their existence.

So fuck you, you fucking sack of shit. Stay the fuck out of my business and go fuck yourself with a pitot tube.

Edited to correct the pitot tube reference, it's a pitot-static system.

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