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94. I think Mitt SHOULD have a campaign plane where the windows open

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 09:28 PM

Sep 2012

Come on...get a Piper Cub, install a new engine because Romney's disaster of a campaign is too much fun, write "Romney-Ryan 2012" in letters as large as you can get on the sides of a Piper Cub, and send him out campaigning in it. Considering how far back he wants to set America, it'd be the perfect vehicle for him.

And just how much stuff does Mitt really need to campaign? A couple of suits, a Book of Mormon and a compact the right shade for him are about all he's gotta have.

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Mitt doesn't understand why the windows don't open in a jet airplane. [View all] MindPilot Sep 2012 OP

REALLY, Mitt? Omigod. CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2012 #1

Do you think he knows there's not much oxygen up there anyway? Barack_America Sep 2012 #97

That's my question.. Why Syzygy Sep 2012 #160

Oxygen is not fuel for a fire ashling Sep 2012 #162

Yeah, why NOT a wing window, like they used to have in cars. Duhhhhh dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #109

That's frighteningly stupid Warpy Sep 2012 #2

and it would feed the fire Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #3

Mitt is too stupid to understand the basics of aviation. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #12

thank for typing this so i don't have to... Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #129

Don't worry; it's physically impossible to open airplane doors The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #13

you can't make anything foolproof Warpy Sep 2012 #70

True, but opening airplane doors isn't that easy The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #72

There was one incident that happened on the cargo plane I worked on in the Air Force cpwm17 Sep 2012 #96

This was an aircraft that was mostly depressurized already Major Nikon Sep 2012 #115

Exactly cpwm17 Sep 2012 #154

What's more frightening is that he thinks it a problem. MindPilot Sep 2012 #14

OMG! Too funny! sammytko Sep 2012 #23

Pay for it by cutting insulin subsidies at schools for terminally diabetic children demwing Sep 2012 #76

Good one! classof56 Sep 2012 #90

A problem for him to invest his personal millions in. Barack_America Sep 2012 #107

"No Passenger Left Behind" as they are sucked out into the atmosphere at 30,000 feet. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #145

I'm convinced his diplomas were bought and paid for by dad..n/t monmouth Sep 2012 #19

Actually, I think his dad had more integrity than that demwing Sep 2012 #79

Someone SHOULD ask... Plucketeer Sep 2012 #84

...and that breeze would be 50-60 degrees below zero. MercutioATC Sep 2012 #27

But don't you see? It would put the fire out. kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #39

Yeah, but those jet engines are noisy. MercutioATC Sep 2012 #41

What's really truly frighteningly stupid... amerciti001 Sep 2012 #167

Love it. "I had lunch with a secretly conservative Liberal (can't tell you his name)". . . Journeyman Sep 2012 #4

Clint Eastwood. :>) pangaia Sep 2012 #46

Um...hello? Clint spoke at the R. Convention. And no way is Mel Brooks not a Democrat! WinkyDink Sep 2012 #52

Mel Brooks? I hadn't heard that before. nt Cha Sep 2012 #88

Mel recently turned Republican Texas-Limerick Sep 2012 #149

link, please? this seems astonishingly unlikely. n/t eggplant Sep 2012 #166

It was tongue in cheek Texas-Limerick Sep 2012 #170

Wait a sec,...Who exactly was claiming WE "think they're victims"? Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #73

Well, Mitt thinks he is a victim because he isn't Latino. He says being Latino would tblue37 Sep 2012 #101

Naw,...it drips too much... Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #103

Kelsey Grammer is a well-known conservative as well. nt NickB79 Sep 2012 #125

yeah, but like all whiny republicans he complains ... that he's no longer a-list since he "came out" unblock Sep 2012 #126

he had already come out when he won multiple emmys JI7 Sep 2012 #175

yup. still, he complains.... unblock Sep 2012 #177

What about those mask-like apparati that fall from the thing over your head? DollarBillHines Sep 2012 #5

That's what I thought - has he never flown commercially? treestar Sep 2012 #28

Private aircraft do have them. DollarBillHines Sep 2012 #36

About 15 years ago, my sister was on a flight that landed with such a hard bump that the oxygen mask gkhouston Sep 2012 #100

Yep, each one drops down in front of you along with a private EMT. Indpndnt Sep 2012 #111

You only need them because Jackpine Radical Sep 2012 #30

Maybe they could install some ventilated box-type units on the roof. DollarBillHines Sep 2012 #38

Oxygen masks on airliners only deploy in case of cabin depressurization, what you need for smoke.... LongTomH Sep 2012 #156

I was looking for The Onion link demtenjeep Sep 2012 #6

Aparently he has never seen this... MindPilot Sep 2012 #9

Ummm... that's been debunked many times. PavePusher Sep 2012 #65

Oh come on... MindPilot Sep 2012 #86

My bad. I'm up past my brain's bed-time. PavePusher Sep 2012 #108

Well, sort of... Hissyspit Sep 2012 #119

Yikes! Maybe I'll stop trying to get a window seat when I fly. FailureToCommunicate Sep 2012 #151

Just don't sleep leaning against the window/wall. n/t PavePusher Sep 2012 #163

Damn, didn't realize you beat me to it! robertpaulsen Sep 2012 #143

Now wait just a damn minute. nolabear Sep 2012 #7

It seems that he doesn't know how to put out a fire. slampoet Sep 2012 #8

Feed it oxygen and fires go out. Everyone knows this. Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #32

good lord. renate Sep 2012 #10

Yes, why does he think he knows better? treestar Sep 2012 #71

Sooo? DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #11

If I could rec your post a brazillion times I would. Some coffee on keyboard but that's ok..LOL..n/ monmouth Sep 2012 #21

Mitts response: well, thats what dogs do in a car when they're not tied to the roof, so why can't a CAG Sep 2012 #26

HA! Aeroette Sep 2012 #60

hehe DemKittyNC Sep 2012 #66

Seamus had lots of fresh air, and he never caught on fire once. JBoy Sep 2012 #93

And this guy wants to be president? Wow, just... wow. Initech Sep 2012 #15

That is amazingly stupid. Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #16

He still calls it an aircraft Mponti Sep 2012 #17

This drives Chris Matthews absolutely crazy! tallahasseedem Sep 2012 #57

He can be Dick-tater of Dumbfuckistan. Nt PCIntern Sep 2012 #18

Oh now I would really like to see a Survivor show starring Twit Mitt. Kalidurga Sep 2012 #20

Heck, Gilligan's Island would be good enough. hunter Sep 2012 #24

yep, with Ryan as Gilligan CrazyOrangeCat Sep 2012 #43

My God, HOW COULD ANYONE want him for a president..he onecent Sep 2012 #22

Mitt's preferred form of travel chowder66 Sep 2012 #25

How convient! Some actor said that to him, but Mitt "can't" tell us who it was. Uh, huh. nt patrice Sep 2012 #29

And this idiot wants to be our president? He makes Jr. look like a genius. appleannie1 Sep 2012 #31

Mitt is lying through his pearlies. That "Liberal actor" story made the rounds on gossip sites WinkyDink Sep 2012 #33

Photo of Romney with this caption needed! frogmarch Sep 2012 #34

I thought the cockpit ones did ryan_cats Sep 2012 #35

They do. Most airplanes have cockpit side windows that can be opened The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #50

Shhh! They don't tell Mitt that they open... pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #77

fwiw, here is info and photo of the plane type. Idiot, cruises @ 529 mph uppityperson Sep 2012 #37

LOL Presidential candidate's wife rockin' a CANADIAN-MADE airframe! Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #133

Maybe he needs a convertible plane............. thelordofhell Sep 2012 #40

Two things.... Cali_Democrat Sep 2012 #42

Take him to 30k feet and blow the hatch. liberal N proud Sep 2012 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author bupkus Sep 2012 #49

LOL! Jennicut Sep 2012 #98

OMG...!! ailsagirl Sep 2012 #45

PROOF that Romney LIED with that "actor" story (BESIDES the obvious counter-example of Clint!): WinkyDink Sep 2012 #47

Let's not forget these celebrities... Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #81

Diane Keaton wore the "Annie Hall" hat to the WH? Cool!...or something... Ken Burch Sep 2012 #92

Hell, even REAGAN was a Hollywood Republican tarheelsunc Sep 2012 #136

Isn't that Tony Bennett to the right of Dudley Moore? redqueen Sep 2012 #137

I thought so too. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #142

No, that's Gary Morton, Lucille Ball's husband SemperEadem Sep 2012 #147

Ah, thanks. redqueen Sep 2012 #153

Sounds like he was exaggerating for dramatic effect. Ruby the Liberal Sep 2012 #48

Mitt has no common sense. oldbanjo Sep 2012 #51

Reminiscent of his Laurajr Sep 2012 #53

Didn't Payne Stewart die because his window DID open? or at least the seals failed? angstlessk Sep 2012 #54

Google is your friend. "Undetermined reasons." WinkyDink Sep 2012 #59

EXACTLY...depressurazation...open windows would cause that at high altitudes! angstlessk Sep 2012 #62

How can you say 'Undetermined reasons." when what you link to says angstlessk Sep 2012 #63

Why did it lose pressure? whopis01 Sep 2012 #114

No. The likely cause was a failure of the pressurization system. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2012 #69

+1 Blue_Tires Sep 2012 #131

I urge Romney to attempt to open an aircraft window in flight. I'm sure he'll Proles Sep 2012 #55

I know *I* would be! ;) nt tblue37 Sep 2012 #102

K&R nt avebury Sep 2012 #56

Please tell mehow you get into Harvard grad school not knowing this... CTyankee Sep 2012 #58

My sister has a Doctors Degree, but has no common sense. oldbanjo Sep 2012 #64

Are they the ones that open the doors on the subs? Rozlee Sep 2012 #157

Well THIS ought to scare you: I have met a significant number of physicians over kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #85

By having a wealthy, connected father. Marr Sep 2012 #110

Mittens, I think we all wish those windows did open. Curmudgeoness Sep 2012 #61

Why, did he fart? Freddie Sep 2012 #67

The man's about as sharp as a bowling ball... n/t backscatter712 Sep 2012 #68

There's a silver lining here... DreamGypsy Sep 2012 #74

I am sick of these motherfucking snakes central scrutinizer Sep 2012 #113

Yeah, where's Samuel Jackson when you need him? cascadiance Sep 2012 #135

Oh dear. This just gets worser and worser. AllyCat Sep 2012 #75

Help me, DU! I'm on the verge of feeling sorry for this numbnuts! Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #78

He needs to join Arthur Weasley's project of finding out how airplanes stay up n/t eridani Sep 2012 #80

If only airplanes had O2 masks above each seat. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2012 #82

Pssst - I know who the actor was ThoughtCriminal Sep 2012 #83

yeah, open the window for the dumb ass ... YOHABLO Sep 2012 #87

I bet mitt's Lying his head off about "the liberal voter".. Cha Sep 2012 #89

The science is weak with this one. MMMmmm, yes... n/t 4lbs Sep 2012 #91

Yup. Somewhere in the vastness of the cosmos, sarge43 Sep 2012 #176

I think Mitt SHOULD have a campaign plane where the windows open jmowreader Sep 2012 #94

He's officially a MORON. He probably doesn't know how the radio works with valerief Sep 2012 #95

Wow. He's just a dim bulb, isn't he? TwilightGardener Sep 2012 #99

this is just the cherry on top nycbiscuit Sep 2012 #104

Maybe the windows to his plane SHOULD open--in midair meow2u3 Sep 2012 #105

LMAO, that was just hilarious! xD AverageJoe90 Sep 2012 #106

Does he also think they need to put screen doors on submarines? nt BarackTheVote Sep 2012 #112

I zipped through the comments, waiting for a punchline that said this was a joke spiderpig Sep 2012 #116

They couldn't open the windows DearAbby Sep 2012 #117

No no no you must NEVER refer to it as an airplane it's "airCRAFT" just as it's NEVER sports Raine Sep 2012 #118

kick kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #120

. Barack_America Sep 2012 #132

Well what's next? Dread Pirate Roberts Sep 2012 #121

That would explain why Gary Oldman, Kelsey Grammar, and Clint Eastwood can't find work. Bucky Sep 2012 #122

Not to mention the drop in temperature nichomachus Sep 2012 #123

He should add this to his platform. LisaL Sep 2012 #124

Did Mitt mistake the "Airplane" comedy movie as a documentary on how to handle aircraft emergencies? Larkspur Sep 2012 #127

That's as effing stupid as Reagan's "tree pollution" inanity. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #128

A friend just explained it. It's all a matter of economics nichomachus Sep 2012 #130

next he'll want screen doors in submarines.nt Javaman Sep 2012 #134

Damndest thing, planes don't have external luggage racks either! chknltl Sep 2012 #138

Shit Mitt, haven't you ever seen Goldfinger? robertpaulsen Sep 2012 #139

Probably because the Big Government FAA won't allow it. Doctor_J Sep 2012 #140

Damn Regulations! Marie Marie Sep 2012 #150

This is exactly the kind of overy burdensome regulation that Obama has Doctor_J Sep 2012 #178

Oh My F**king God!! uponit7771 Sep 2012 #141

You will be SunsetDreams Sep 2012 #159

Mitt and Ann should fly bi-planes in the future LondonReign2 Sep 2012 #144

With seamus in a cage on the wing SmittynMo Sep 2012 #164

No one can be this stupid. SmittynMo Sep 2012 #165

Mitt Romney's Decompression Airlines Evasporque Sep 2012 #146

There are so many things wrong with this taught_me_patience Sep 2012 #148

Mittens is going to put The Onion out of business! LongTomH Sep 2012 #152

I'd be glad to install a sliding class door on willards plane, no charge ruffburr Sep 2012 #155

I thought this was an Onion story. DCBob Sep 2012 #158

I actually thought Mitt was kinda smart at first War Horse Sep 2012 #161

One would think he might have picked up on that after playing SirRevolutionary Sep 2012 #168

Saw the text below in the comments at Think Progress ... LOL Tx4obama Sep 2012 #169

Crazy, man. Crazy MrScorpio Sep 2012 #171

K & R Care Acutely Sep 2012 #172

.. Jamaal510 Sep 2012 #173

Mitt Romney: The gift that keeps giving. KANTANA Sep 2012 #174

Ummmmm...Willard..... polmaven Sep 2012 #179