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Bluenorthwest

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6. I think the 'Mitt comes to save the Constitution' part is worthy of note...did you miss that bit
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:17 AM
Sep 2012

when reading the OP? All you saw was Garden of Eden? Seriously? That whole 'he will save us' bit does not seem 'funny' to you?

Sports should not be played on Sunday? LiberalFighter Sep 2012 #1
My guy laughs at the Mormon churches/temples as we drive by them on our way to the sports bar on blueamy66 Sep 2012 #54
Our pastor always makes a comment about praying for the Chiefs at the end of services, xmas74 Sep 2012 #88
Can I get an AMEN? blueamy66 Sep 2012 #93
so you're okay with the story of paradise in the Garden, talking snakes and all..... piratefish08 Sep 2012 #2
You can take all that as symbolism like in the Bible marions ghost Sep 2012 #5
I think the 'Mitt comes to save the Constitution' part is worthy of note...did you miss that bit Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #6
I'm an atheist. the whole 'anyone' will save us bit seems funny to me...... piratefish08 Sep 2012 #20
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. DefenseLawyer Sep 2012 #41
LOL! smirkymonkey Sep 2012 #45
If you saw the area of Missouri you'd understand the joke. xmas74 Sep 2012 #89
I don't believe in the garden of Eden...Period Laurajr Sep 2012 #3
But do you believe that Mitt has come to save the Constitution and America? Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #7
Geesh Laurajr Sep 2012 #31
I agree with you Jim Lane Sep 2012 #33
People do that a lot here, don't take it Raine Sep 2012 #34
interesting site for ex-Mormons marions ghost Sep 2012 #4
All Christians believe the moon will turn to blood. All of them. boppers Sep 2012 #50
OK so that's where it comes from marions ghost Sep 2012 #57
The KJ Bible is known for its poetry. As in: metaphors. WinkyDink Sep 2012 #69
Bullshit regnaD kciN Sep 2012 #86
Is the bible accurate, or not? boppers Oct 2012 #95
two of them were way out there... AsahinaKimi Sep 2012 #8
People living on the moon/sun is pretty crazy. JoeyT Sep 2012 #27
heh... AsahinaKimi Sep 2012 #30
easy now........ the Moonies have been around for years oldhippydude Sep 2012 #82
They are only partially right about the moon. There are people there, but they aren't Quakers Tyrs WolfDaemon Sep 2012 #40
That must have been AsahinaKimi Sep 2012 #42
We are a hardy people. A little lack of air is just a mild annoyance. Tyrs WolfDaemon Sep 2012 #53
white horse prophecy 2pooped2pop Sep 2012 #9
back in the day I attended Assemblies of God church and onethatcares Sep 2012 #10
The opening paragraph is interesting el_bryanto Sep 2012 #11
But man will NEVER walk on the Moon! Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #12
Good point. I gather the Joseph Fielding Smith was wrong in that el_bryanto Sep 2012 #13
My grandfather believed the moon landing was staged. Greybnk48 Sep 2012 #17
The man was 'the prophet' and he said 'write it down' Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #18
What sort of response would be acceptable? el_bryanto Sep 2012 #22
You know, the man said 'write it down' and yet when that is done, his request is Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #83
I think you might be extrapolating too much from that incident el_bryanto Sep 2012 #84
When any man says to you "G'd wants..." or "G'd says..." or "G'd hates..." HillWilliam Sep 2012 #28
You are confusing "Apostle" with "Prophet". boppers Sep 2012 #51
Do you know of any Mormons that have served in the military?? Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #21
My Father and Brother; my Brother has since left the Church el_bryanto Sep 2012 #23
Thank you Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #25
Mormons serve in the military, just in smaller numbers, Mitt's draft deferment was not for blacks braddy Sep 2012 #59
It is good to see that the LDS treat all their people the same Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #60
I do. xmas74 Sep 2012 #90
in the name of disclosure Panasonic Sep 2012 #46
Excessively personal question, don't you think? n/t eridani Sep 2012 #49
I don't know why I would have to disclose that el_bryanto Sep 2012 #61
because it is cute snooper2 Sep 2012 #62
Mitt and the White Horse Prophecy JSK Sep 2012 #14
#10 Happened to Jesus but he didn't convert he just had to wait for people jp11 Sep 2012 #15
All religions have weird beliefs. Christians believe a man was literally ressurrected from the dead. cleanhippie Sep 2012 #16
46. Flip-flops are not to be worn in the church building Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #19
I'm screwed. xmas74 Sep 2012 #91
This could explain Mitt's aggressive presser on Libya JohnnyBoots Sep 2012 #24
The garden of Eden is filled with Meth? Rambis Sep 2012 #26
This was my one annoyance with a mormon and these bizarro laws LynneSin Sep 2012 #29
I could not read the whole list because I was laughing so much. n/t RebelOne Sep 2012 #32
The Book of Mormon is based on a novel manuscript that Joseph Smith stole as an apprentice. The Midway Rebel Sep 2012 #35
isn't that the plot of a new movie with Bradley Cooper Laurajr Sep 2012 #36
All Religions Have Weird Beliefs Depending On Your Perspective DemocratSinceBirth Sep 2012 #37
To be fair all religions have weird beliefs. Cleita Sep 2012 #38
true marions ghost Sep 2012 #58
Not all are started by pathological liars and con men bhikkhu Sep 2012 #75
Well, really, all "faiths" are based on myths, storie, lies, tales, legends, fantasy & some history. Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #85
The prophets have spoken? Initech Sep 2012 #39
MMM MMM MM. I loves me some religious bigotry. cherokeeprogressive Sep 2012 #43
An ex-member of a religion simply stating the facts about that religion... Silent3 Sep 2012 #81
based on this, Rmoney sshould be banned and excommunicated from LDS Panasonic Sep 2012 #44
Glad that I'm just a Unitarian Universalist Joey Liberal Sep 2012 #47
That's only because they never can seem to make it out of committee. boppers Sep 2012 #52
That's what UU church committees are for. Jackpine Radical Sep 2012 #78
holy banana hammock! Gabi Hayes Sep 2012 #48
Denigrating Mormonism is OK? oberliner Sep 2012 #55
Relax..... physioex Sep 2012 #56
we have to make fun of all religions.. snooper2 Sep 2012 #63
Even if it might incite violence? oberliner Sep 2012 #64
not our job to control other people's actions.. snooper2 Sep 2012 #67
I agree with you oberliner Sep 2012 #68
Heh. WinkyDink Sep 2012 #70
"So you're saying a once openly racist religion that says God is from Planet Kolob is not worthy of FSogol Sep 2012 #65
What if angry Mormons start storming US embassies around the world? oberliner Sep 2012 #66
Beware the Mormon Street! WinkyDink Sep 2012 #71
Is that Temple Street in Salt Lake City? oberliner Sep 2012 #72
In suits and on bicycles? In pairs? FSogol Sep 2012 #74
It's a good thing nobody ever insults their prophet oberliner Sep 2012 #76
Who has the time to think this stuff up? KansDem Sep 2012 #73
Oh my! JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #77
Since they didn't allow any Black people until after 1978, this is very very troubling... luvspeas Sep 2012 #80
I knew about that one JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #92
Interesting read and a good insight into the cult. GoneOffShore Sep 2012 #79
A LDS friend explained the whole "Garden of Eden" thing when I asked her years ago. xmas74 Sep 2012 #87
Religious insanity can be a funny thing. sarcasmo Sep 2012 #94
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Are FLDS, with their subjugation of women and rape of girls wholesome?They seem rather radical to me uppityperson Jan 2014 #97
The SPLC designates FLDS as a hate group Major Nikon Jan 2014 #99
Mormons are Christians Major Nikon Jan 2014 #98
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