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In the discussion thread: Shooting your dick off while playing with your gun isn't that funny. [View all]

Tue Sep 11, 2012, 12:14 AM

Lasher (20,467 posts)

55. Exactly right

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This is my weapon
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for fun

In Army lingo, he shot his gun off with his weapon. When I was in the Army we had a bad day if we called our weapon a gun.

I don't know but I've been told,
Hup, twop, threep, fourp,
????????????? is mighty cold.
Hup, twop, threep, fourp

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102 replies	Author	Time	Post
Shooting your dick off while playing with your gun isn't that funny. [View all]	Whovian	Sep 2012	OP
Expect the gun lobby to ask why you hate freedom.	Loudly	Sep 2012	#1
Biker here. Plenty of Kevlar.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#3
Yo Shares...	ProgressiveProfessor	Sep 2012	#62
Welcome whovian...Need link.....	pkdu	Sep 2012	#2
This is it.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#4
Although if you're stupid enough to be playing with your gun,	SheilaT	Sep 2012	#5
He was cleaning it.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#7
When that hunk of metal is capable of harming or killing yourself or others...	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#12
Cleaning your gun while it's loaded? Brilliant.	RedSpartan	Sep 2012	#19
In the same respect that an anvil hanging overhead might.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#22
You can indeed avoid dangers with a gun.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#29
Cleaning it?	RobertEarl	Sep 2012	#13
ROFL	SoapBox	Sep 2012	#35
"Cleaning your gun" is army slang, for, well, er, um...	Art_from_Ark	Sep 2012	#42
Exactly right	Lasher	Sep 2012	#55
Yup	Art_from_Ark	Sep 2012	#57
I think those question marks	Art_from_Ark	Sep 2012	#93
Win!	Lasher	Sep 2012	#94
I suppose the dick in question might've been, um, slender enough....	lastlib	Sep 2012	#102
Why was he cleaning a loaded weapon? Isn't that going against common sense?	freshwest	Sep 2012	#58
Countless 'hunks of metal' deserve the utmost respect...	Blue_Tires	Sep 2012	#87
Agree. In 3 years the fool could be carrying in public too in most states.	Hoyt	Sep 2012	#6
Hoyt, how ya doing?	rl6214	Sep 2012	#70
Great -- Happy to be free from those who believe more guns and NRA are good for society.	Hoyt	Sep 2012	#86
Aw come on, I was just asking howYOU were doing, was the anti-gun commentary needed?	rl6214	Sep 2012	#95
If only his dick had a gun……	MrSlayer	Sep 2012	#8
If only this thread had another straw-man to lower the level of discourse on the issue.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#10
Couldn't resist.	MrSlayer	Sep 2012	#18
No worries, it's par for the course I guess.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#23
BEST reply on this thread!	yoyossarian	Sep 2012	#72
it could be be... well probably is... aliens.	dionysus	Sep 2012	#61
Bwahaha! Dick pleads self-defense in shooting off man's head. Wait... I'll stop now.	freshwest	Sep 2012	#59
I tend to disagree.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#9
Are you the guy in that little picture from The History Channel?	Whovian	Sep 2012	#14
I didn't really think there was all that much to be confused about in my post...	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#15
I actually	Whovian	Sep 2012	#17
I do indeed disagree.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#20
I'm sure we are very much on the same page in many things.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#27
Holy crap!!	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#30
Thumbs up, dude.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#37
LOL! Good deal. (nt)	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#41
Who would teach it, someone endorsed by Grover Norquist and NRA?	Hoyt	Sep 2012	#34
You have to be joking. You think this nitwit would take classes?	rhett o rick	Sep 2012	#53
Damn, I've heard of "packing heat" but isn't that just little over the top?	mindwalker_i	Sep 2012	#65
LOL. A little duct tape and the furnace is fine. My father-in-law never figured it out	rhett o rick	Sep 2012	#99
It's not funny at all. It's incredibly sad.	yewberry	Sep 2012	#11
I agree with (aside a grandfather clause) that we need gun licenses and	PufPuf23	Sep 2012	#16
No reason...	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#24
That original intent is debatable, and even Supreme Court endorses restrictions.	Hoyt	Sep 2012	#40
Holy shit, I didn't know you were posting on DU, President Jefferson!	Scootaloo	Sep 2012	#77
That would only work in a very orderly society, which most Americans reject. The genie's escaped the	freshwest	Sep 2012	#69
OK, but what do all the car accidents, injuries and deaths say about...	aikoaiko	Sep 2012	#21
So you're +1 for giving drunk drivers the keys to their cars back?	Whovian	Sep 2012	#25
Your OP didn't mention drinking, nor the incident, nor my reply	aikoaiko	Sep 2012	#48
I think its a message we need more firearms safety classes available to the public.	justanidea	Sep 2012	#26
It's not particularly funny, but should we also ban chainsaws? Skill saws? Hammers?	Webster Green	Sep 2012	#28
Saws are designed for cutting wood, Hammers for pounding nails.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#31
Ehh, not exactly.	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#33
Gimme a break here.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#45
After reading the replies to the OP...	SoapBox	Sep 2012	#38
Yeah, but apparently they also do a pretty good job of cutting wood!	yoyossarian	Sep 2012	#73
A guy in my hometown was trying to cut up some branches with his ...	MindMover	Sep 2012	#36
Especially Nail Guns.	Rain Mcloud	Sep 2012	#51
Sure, because comparing building tools to weapons is always the same thing...	cynatnite	Sep 2012	#54
This could be a runner up to a darwin award	lexx21	Sep 2012	#32
If he loses his ability to bear children	nadinbrzezinski	Sep 2012	#64
It's sad he gets arrested on marijuana charges.	hunter	Sep 2012	#39
Nobody has to?	eqfan592	Sep 2012	#43
Cops and Soldiers get paid to carry guns.	hunter	Sep 2012	#68
Blah. It's fucking hilarious.	cliffordu	Sep 2012	#44
I like the above post.	Whovian	Sep 2012	#47
Second the motion!	truebluegreen	Sep 2012	#83
It's also pretty funny.	Drunken Irishman	Sep 2012	#46
We have pubic hair for a REASON!	jberryhill	Sep 2012	#81
or killing yourself while cleaning one	Skittles	Sep 2012	#49
Sure, it's funny, unless you witness it...	cynatnite	Sep 2012	#50
I'll write a note to remind myself of that, should I get the urge	jberryhill	Sep 2012	#52
My experience with gun accidents	Brainstormy	Sep 2012	#56
One of the most basic fundamentals: A gun is ALWAYS loaded	MercutioATC	Sep 2012	#60
1- A gun is always loaded	nadinbrzezinski	Sep 2012	#63
A kid I went to high school with killed himself by playing with his brother's gun.	Jennicut	Sep 2012	#66
I think it's hilarious.	Lugnut	Sep 2012	#67
But it surely is still an iconic Darwin Award.	longship	Sep 2012	#71
The problem is, it IS funny on a very universal level.	yoyossarian	Sep 2012	#74
Nah, it's pretty funny.	Le Taz Hot	Sep 2012	#75
Yes it is. It's funny.	Lil Missy	Sep 2012	#76
Perhaps, but your thread title is	BeyondGeography	Sep 2012	#78
Yes it is.	Shadowflash	Sep 2012	#79
Guns and crimes	Eurodriver	Sep 2012	#80
agreed	Peace-Warrior	Sep 2012	#92
New	Eurodriver	Sep 2012	#82
Only to those who have shot their dick off	liberal N proud	Sep 2012	#84
To people who don't play with guns, it's fucking hilarious.	Iggo	Sep 2012	#85
Kinda funny to me. Sorry.	zellie	Sep 2012	#88
Still makes me laugh, tho', every fuckin time	kenny blankenship	Sep 2012	#89
Basic gun safety should be taught in public schools	slackmaster	Sep 2012	#90
With any luck he won't be able to reproduce	4th law of robotics	Sep 2012	#91
that's so horribly sad.	Whisp	Sep 2012	#96
not kinda funny. not sorta funny. i couldnt even read the article. i felt so sad for him	seabeyond	Sep 2012	#97
How about shooting my gun off while playing with my dick? Is that funny?	retread	Sep 2012	#98
It's not funny because every sperm is sacred...	hunter	Sep 2012	#100
A dick is a terrible thing to waste.	Kurovski	Sep 2012	#101

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