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42. Free Wood Post Disclaimer

Tue Aug 21, 2012, 03:16 PM

Aug 2012

Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

FreeWoodPost.com is intended for a mature, sophisticated, and discerning audience.

http://www.freewoodpost.com/disclaimer/

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It has come to my attention that this is satire. I am sorry if I [View all] madmom Aug 2012 OP

What an arrogant fuckwad Biff Squarejaw is BeyondGeography Aug 2012 #1

It's satire SCantiGOP Aug 2012 #48

It's also dangerous - some of us take ideas from here and discuss them elsewhere. reformist2 Aug 2012 #56

My comment is satire-proof BeyondGeography Aug 2012 #66

Not important enough to win, I suspect, Mitt. sibelian Aug 2012 #2

Oh wow. I hope veterans hear that gollygee Aug 2012 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author arcane1 Aug 2012 #4

is there audio or video of this statement? let us hope so nt msongs Aug 2012 #5

That's the key. russspeakeasy Aug 2012 #32

If anybody votes for him after reading that, they ARE what's wrong with America today. nt LaydeeBug Aug 2012 #6

He really said that? Holy shit... is there video? Erose999 Aug 2012 #7

I hope this is verifiably true as a quote. Because it seems like a campaign ender. TwilightGardener Aug 2012 #8

Exactly. If true, it's GAME OVER. reformist2 Aug 2012 #21

It's not true. If you follow the link to the original source, it's an Onion-type site n/t arcane1 Aug 2012 #25

Please, please somebody make an ad with him saying that! sinkingfeeling Aug 2012 #9

no shit, barbtries Aug 2012 #10

He should go to the wall and read the names of the less important. TwilightGardener Aug 2012 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author berni_mccoy Aug 2012 #11

I am setting a timer and kicking this story every half hour if other people don't! DonRedwood Aug 2012 #12

He couldn't come to Vietnam because he had other plans. IrishEyes Aug 2012 #13

Geez at least Bush got himself into the National Guard so he had some semblance of serving LynneSin Aug 2012 #14

According to the original source, this is satire arcane1 Aug 2012 #15

Thank you. PEOPLE THE OP IS NOT REAL. berni_mccoy Aug 2012 #23

i didn't know it. barbtries Aug 2012 #83

Well, it's kind of silly to spread it around without a notice that it's satire, then. Doesn't seem TwilightGardener Aug 2012 #26

Hmm. Since when is putting words in people's mouths "satire"? :/ reformist2 Aug 2012 #29

When it originates on a satirical news site n/t arcane1 Aug 2012 #38

Is all their stuff this unfunny? If so, they don't get to hide behind the "satire" figleaf, imo. reformist2 Aug 2012 #51

Yeah, the link in the OP doesn't mention it, but I blame that site and not the poster arcane1 Aug 2012 #72

This message was self-deleted by its author C_U_L8R Aug 2012 #16

Oh ... 1StrongBlackMan Aug 2012 #17

A Vietnam veteran shouted, “Fuck you, Romney! You wouldn’t know service if it bit you on your well Segami Aug 2012 #19

WOW!!!! Cali_Democrat Aug 2012 #20

Not even Bush and Cheney said that get the red out Aug 2012 #22

Please people, this is satire. Do a little research before sufrommich Aug 2012 #24

This is NOT "obvious" Mitt would say some stupid shit like that uponit7771 Aug 2012 #31

The fact that it's a satire site is damned obvious. sufrommich Aug 2012 #43

PLEASE make note that this is satire. ohheckyeah Aug 2012 #27

/satire uponit7771 Aug 2012 #28

Bumping for my friends who didn't come home...circa 1968 cr8tvlde Aug 2012 #30

Comments say the site is political satire... nenagh Aug 2012 #33

I haven't looked into the satire thing TruthAnalyzed Aug 2012 #34

hey! MARK THIS AS SATIRE.... I almost put the danged thing on facebook! DonRedwood Aug 2012 #35

Not that I don't believe that he would say this, but I'd need to see more corroboration. but k&r LaydeeBug Aug 2012 #36

he showed us he felt that way but he didn't say it...big difference DonRedwood Aug 2012 #37

This is called 'Getting ahead of the Narrative.' formercia Aug 2012 #39

Excuse me, I'm going to be sick... n/t luvspeas Aug 2012 #40

it's right here: lastlib Aug 2012 #46

What an ARROGANT POS!!! lastlib Aug 2012 #41

Free Wood Post Disclaimer TruthAnalyzed Aug 2012 #42

Should be a "satire" warning. toddwv Aug 2012 #44

People, this is satire from FreeWoodPost.com in June. NOT real news. Link to original post: highplainsdem Aug 2012 #45

i guess my friends who died or were maimed weren't near as important as your sorry ass spanone Aug 2012 #47

I think you should label this as satire because it's too close to reality. took back my rec. HiPointDem Aug 2012 #49

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! gopiscrap Aug 2012 #50

he didn't say it. the site is an onion-type site. HiPointDem Aug 2012 #52

Thankx. I'm disseminating that on FB. Skidmore Aug 2012 #53

it's satire, Skidmore! sibelian Aug 2012 #57

Er, you might want to forget about doing that. sufrommich Aug 2012 #58

Caught that. Thanks anyway. Skidmore Aug 2012 #99

madmom please edit the title to reflect satirical nature of article. nt sibelian Aug 2012 #54

THIS IS SATIRE! from Freewoodpost.com ehrnst Aug 2012 #55

Satire, but I can imagine him sayng that. wake.up.america Aug 2012 #59

It's originally from FreeWood, a satire site JHB Aug 2012 #60

This is satire! If you post it lable it as satire NNN0LHI Aug 2012 #61

Wow Johnny2X2X Aug 2012 #62

SELF DELETE -- SATIRE Th1onein Aug 2012 #63

We should push this on "mainstream" sites... jimlup Aug 2012 #64

Best not, he never said it. sibelian Aug 2012 #69

That's GOT to be a joke. He didn't really say that, did he? Zalatix Aug 2012 #65

NO! it's satire! sibelian Aug 2012 #68

You fucking arrogant mother fucking bastard. May you rot in hell with a rat in your mouth. Autumn Aug 2012 #67

Satire TruthAnalyzed Aug 2012 #70

Oh, thank you didn't know that. But that's the way I feel about him Autumn Aug 2012 #73

evidently satire. dondew Aug 2012 #89

This is nowhere identified as satire, either here or at the link. MineralMan Aug 2012 #71

Please let this be verifiably true. hifiguy Aug 2012 #74

False. Snopes link below. Please edit the post to point out the satire. n/t lumberjack_jeff Aug 2012 #75

Thanks OP! lumberjack_jeff Aug 2012 #102

posting this without labelling it as satire is irresponsible and dangerous scheming daemons Aug 2012 #76

The poster didn't know it was satire. It was an sufrommich Aug 2012 #85

Nothing grandiose about this arrogant jerk, is there? silverweb Aug 2012 #77

Oh madmom. I am so disapoint. dawg Aug 2012 #78

You serve us so well, Mittens, by hiding your tax returns and thereby not letting the people indepat Aug 2012 #79

It has truthiness... deaniac21 Aug 2012 #80

Thanks madmom! sibelian Aug 2012 #81

It ain't even satire... bayareaboy Aug 2012 #82

it happens. Don't feel too bad about it. It was totally believable as a true story. librechik Aug 2012 #84

rec for the correction Enrique Aug 2012 #86

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So what stopped you from checking the sources sufrommich Aug 2012 #88

This message was self-deleted by its author dondew Aug 2012 #92

I'm very serious. Do you always post things people sufrommich Aug 2012 #98

Them you appear to be guilty of precisely the same transgression you indict others for... LanternWaste Aug 2012 #91

Post removed Post removed Aug 2012 #93

You are guilty of the same action you belittle others for. LanternWaste Aug 2012 #94

This message was self-deleted by its author dondew Aug 2012 #90

It's not very embarassing. sibelian Aug 2012 #95

Thanks for making the correction! MineralMan Aug 2012 #96

Not Good Johnny2X2X Aug 2012 #97

I believe one could make the argument Poe's law applies to this fun read Brother Buzz Aug 2012 #100

Post removed Post removed Aug 2012 #101

Thank you for correcting it.... ohheckyeah Aug 2012 #103

It may be satire as to what was actually said treestar Aug 2012 #104

LOL! Someone put that in an ad. applegrove Aug 2012 #105

Uh- huh Aerows Aug 2012 #106

But he did actually suggest that his sons "serve their country" by helping elect him to office Bettie Aug 2012 #107

Don't wanna be a liberal birth-er disclaimer Aug 2012 #108

I don't know why you're apologizing. Alduin Aug 2012 #109