1. "Shit, now I'll have to cook up more lies for tomorrow's show." - Rush Payola Puss Limbaugh (R)
"Why do these scientists keep coming up with facts? It makes my job harder, having to always cook up phonyass lies about the climate to please my Republican 1% Payola Masters who lard my ass pockets with $60 million a year, and to feed bullshit to the smelly RepubliPROLES out there in radio land. Those suckers need a steady supply of lies about THE HEAT & THE DROUGHT and the real reasons, to keep them from believing their own senses."